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[–]LEIFey 46 points47 points ago

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I like cocktail dresses. I'm more than happy to wear a suit so we match:)

[–]rhubarbbus 60 points61 points ago

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I wish it was the 50s too.

[–]LEIFey 5 points6 points ago

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Well, at least in terms of fashion. I need my wikipedia.

[–]rhubarbbus 4 points5 points ago

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I wear these huge rimmed glasses and have a flip thing going on with my hair. I love the 50s aesthetic.

But yeah, culturally and technologically, modern day.

[–]skafool 7 points8 points ago

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so basically in the world of Archer..

[–]rhubarbbus 9 points10 points ago

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Archer universe is best universe.

[–]TotesAndi 1 point2 points ago

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Good man.

[–]BlazerMorte 67 points68 points ago

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The two most common answers to the question "What clothes look best on women?" is always: None and Mine

The third most common answer is: Things look different on different body types.

A good solid genericy answer? Sundresses are almost always hot, and a great pair of jeans goes a looong way.

[–]skafool 14 points15 points ago

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I was honestly expecting yoga pants to be somewhere on top

[–]anillop 14 points15 points ago

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Some people cannot pull off yoga pants where are sun dresses and jeans (not together) can work for most everyone.

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[–]Hyperventilater 7 points8 points ago

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Judging by the number of downvotes you received it looks like you are wrong.

[–]BlazerMorte 1 point2 points ago

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Not bad, for sure, but I prefer jeans personally. Everything has its place. Any sufficiently attractive woman will look good in anything.

[–]gtosh4 5 points6 points ago

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What piece of women's attire, most stokes a man's desire?

What light weight outfit, pink or white, makes my slacks abnormally tight?

[–]SheHitsAndEllipses 0 points1 point ago

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Barney is my idol...

[–]houseofbacon 1 point2 points ago

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I mostly agree to move to Florida to see my wife in a sundress more.

[–]LancePeterson 12 points13 points ago

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Pajama bottoms and tank top. Don't know why.

[–]durants 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I went over by my girlfriend at the time without calling beforehand (accidentally) and her parents let me in. I knocked on her bedroom door, she opened up and was wearing exactly what you said. Words can not describe how... Enraptured I was. It's just something I love to see.

[–]ohgeorgee 24 points25 points ago

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Dresses in the summer are generally cute to look at, and i'm all for the cute girls. Skirts are sexy as hell, they fuck with my brain. Any casual top without too flashy colors and or obnoxious logos does just fine.
Long coats and scarfs in the winter are attractive. Keep them stylish though. Black coats aren't boring. They can be extremely sexy.

Keep in mind, i don't know what i'm talking about. I'm just listing things i enjoy of the top of my head.

[–]moscova89 28 points29 points ago

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Pencil Skirt + heels + thigh high socks + button up blouse = OMERGERRRD MERSHED PERDERDERS in my pants

[–]BetaMail 2 points3 points ago

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Pencil Skirt = meh.

[–]laurieisastar 6 points7 points ago

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I'm trying to think of an instance where this would go with this. A pencil skirt would cover up thigh-highs, and they'd just be tights at that point.

[–]BetaMail 3 points4 points ago

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moscova89 probably wants a short pencil skirt with thigh-highs that finish just below the bottom.

[–]moscova89 -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm... not a stockings guy

[–]MadAboutMickey 0 points1 point ago

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Can you show an example? I don't get the socks thing.

[–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

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erm... the only example I could find that wasn't porn was this

[–]xgtrsl33- 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jayseesee85 16 points17 points ago

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Oversized T-shirt and boyshorts.

[–]Schadenfreudian_slip 13 points14 points ago

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Or just the t-shirt.

[–]StabbyPants 4 points5 points ago

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literally just the t-shirt.

[–]SirElkarOwhey 6 points7 points ago

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I like dancing, so a dress with a knee-length circle skirt that's good and swirly makes me smile. Double-plus good if it's like this one:

http://cationdesigns.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-year-new-hope-my-retro-star-wars.html

It's not just "how much does it cover?" and "what shape is it?", it's also "how much fun is it?"

[–]baconbgone 6 points7 points ago

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If you are a man...

I am very highly impressed that you know what a circle skirt is.

[–]SirElkarOwhey 1 point2 points ago

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My wife explained it to me. :-)

[–]Tararism87 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a girl and I had to look it up :(

[–]Skithiryx 4 points5 points ago

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knee-high or taller boots with tights or skinny jeans are very sexy.

Also, sundresses are super cute.

I also have perverse sexual lust for any ensemble that leaves the shoulders bare. Halter tops and that one kind of sweater that folds down at the shoulders are yummy.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Shoulders are the most underrated part of the woman body.

[–]Anchorage42 4 points5 points ago

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Headbands.... there's something about headbands...

[–]DoctorBurger 9 points10 points ago

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Jeans and tank top.

or floor length "sun dress"

"club dress" overly "trying to be sexy" doesn't do as much for me.

[–]eyeball_kid 4 points5 points ago

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Tights as pants.

[–]gypsiequeen 4 points5 points ago

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VAGINA

[–]eyeball_kid 11 points12 points ago

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Secondary sex characteristics. Secondary sex characteristics everywhere.

[–]bigbadbyte 4 points5 points ago

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Out and around in the summer, sun dresses are amazing.

Yoga pants are also fantastic.

And if you just want to drive a guy nuts the morning after wear nothing but one of his oversize shirts.

[–]Stavrosian 3 points4 points ago

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The sexiest thing I ever saw a girl wear was a shirt which was completely unbuttoned, but taped to her boobs.

If you have the body and the confidence, yikes.

[–]goingnorthwest 3 points4 points ago

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I feel like the world could use more women in dresses. I feel like pants have become too much of a casual thing. I'm always caught off guard when I'm walking across campus and see a girl in a dress.

[–]vhmPook 13 points14 points ago*

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Hanging out at my place with a beer and hockey jersey is king in my book. Club dresses are sexy, but in a, I want to fuck you in the bathroom and never see you again kind of way.

[–]Psomatic 3 points4 points ago

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Wearing MY hockey jersey!

[–]marie5487 4 points5 points ago

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I always wear my hockey jersey to sports bars. And since I am a penguins fan I must say I hate Detroit almost as much as I hate Philadelphia, both teams have great players but I just can't help but hate them.

[–]pwaves13 1 point2 points ago

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question, do pens fans hate crosby since he took the olympics gold from the us? or maybe its just us wings fans justifying our hate...

[–]marie5487 1 point2 points ago

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I speak for myself idk about other pens fans.

In my opinion he didn't take it he earned it along with team Canada. They deserve it. I maybe wish they would have lost but i guess the best team won. I in no way hate Crosby, he has done so much for the penguins organization on and off the ice so I can't complain about him. He is a great hockey player minus the recent injuries. Like I said though I "hate" the wings and flyers but they are both fantastic teams and have se great players. And i secretly have the hots for Zetterburg. The things I'd do to that man.

[–]pwaves13 0 points1 point ago

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i must say though, many of your fan base(as i am sure my teams has too) has a lot of drunken assholes.

some guys on the people mover(detroit's attempt at public transit) were telling us (two adults two kids) how much we sucked and the city sucked.

[–]marie5487 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I think the trash talking is part of the game.

Every team has drunken assholes sadly. I've never been to Detroit or Michigan in general, I live in Ohio so this probably means more because of the OSU/MSU rivalry. But pittsburgh isn't any better. Without the rivalries I doubt it would be as fun but there is a line you don't cross like randomly insulting two adults and especially if there are two children.

[–]pwaves13 0 points1 point ago

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osu/UofM is a better rivalry

[–]marie5487 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ I never claimed to be a fan or into either. Lol sorry my bad :)

[–]pwaves13 1 point2 points ago

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No problem. Just thought it would be worth it for you to know, in case it comes up socially

[–]marie5487 0 points1 point ago

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Haha it's all good I'm an idiot lol

[–]classicrockielzpfvh 6 points7 points ago

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Whatever is most flattering for her. Different women look more attractive in different things. The same outfit may not look as attractive on someone else.

[–]anti_skub 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck the "oh just plain ol tshirt and jeans is when women look best!" bit imo.

And no, none is also rarely the answer - lets face it most people don't have picture perfect bodies. Clothing can make up for a ton of this if you know how to dress and make the right things stand out.

My "generic" answer is whatever makes the woman's features look good. A woman with kind of a fat ass trying to squeeze into a pair of tiny jeans? No looks like shit. Nobody likes muffin tops, and I hate that "half-smashed" ass look when you try to pull this off when you should be rockin applebottoms or something. Put that ass in something that lets them sit naturally like a skirt or something and now we are talking.

As for what I like... hot lingerie under form-fitting but sexy officewear. I can't get enough of those dress pants and skirts.

[–]Skithiryx 4 points5 points ago

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Mmm. I'm especially fond of pencil skirts on fairly skinny girls, it makes their butts stand out really nicely.

[–]anti_skub 5 points6 points ago

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pencil skirts in general player, in general!

[–]Ray229harris 2 points3 points ago

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This is probably just me but I think it's the hottest thing even when I see a girl in sweatpants & a tank top.

[–]bw2002 4 points5 points ago

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Depends on the body type, occasion, and girl.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Jeans and a T-Shirt or a nice blouse.

Club dresses? No. Just no.

[–]jljorgenson18 4 points5 points ago

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Yoga pants make me go wild. Also when you are about to go to town with your girl and you take off her yoga pants... its fucking awesome

[–]IthinktherforeIthink 1 point2 points ago

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I like dresses (no shorts of course).

Or tight white shorts.

Or black tight yoga pants.

[–]RSSA 1 point2 points ago

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Sundresses are my top. Other than that boy shorts and a cami. Win.

[–]adamsimon 1 point2 points ago

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If you have the body for it, tight cotton. If not, something that fits well that looks comfortable.

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I am a sucker for a woman in winter wear. Mmmmmmm.......

[–]fluxBurns 1 point2 points ago

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It's more about the girl than the clothes. Her attitude, her being in to me, her personality, sense of humor, her physique, her attitude etc contribute a lot more. She could be wearing anything and send my heart racing.

I have seen some stunnig women with crappy vibes to them that just turn me off.

[–]Toshie534 1 point2 points ago

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you said attitude twice. XD

[–]fluxBurns 0 points1 point ago

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Guess it means a lot to me :D

[–]Toshie534 0 points1 point ago

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as it should be:)

[–]Duvo 1 point2 points ago

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Dresses never fail. summer dresses are really beautiful. and if you have the legs for it, tight jeans are very very sexy

[–]Eckson 1 point2 points ago

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Things that do: Tank tops. Skirts. Jeans + heels.

Things that don't: Flip Flops. (unless you are at the beach) Those stupid shoes that look like mummy wrappings. Vagina neck sweaters.

[–]StabbyPants 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone's different, so here's mine (mix and match as you like):

thongs are cool, granny pants not so much. Petite girls going commando are even better.

the little black dress is awesome, especially when it shows no lines (see above)

overalls and a midriff top are nice on the right girl.

oh, and any pants that show off your butt.

Yeah, I'm a big old perv.

[–]jisoukishi 1 point2 points ago

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Personally I like clothes that show off the female figure (Curves, Breasts, butt ect.). Basically I want to know I'm staring at a girl, not a guy with a feminine face. And by show off I mean clothes that are tailored with the female figure in mind not like wearing a bikini all the time.

[–]phrack808 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect fitting jeans and a solid color tight tank top. Not sure what it is, but even when body type isn't stellar I will still immediately find her attractive. My reasoning is this: confidence in the ability to show some skin but the foresight to be dressed for just about anything.

Also, my girlfriend always wears those maternity looking dresses (The ones that make boobs look great but seem to make even slim girls look flabby)...I dislike these on most women. Sorry, i know a lot of women wear these.

[–]tetrasyzygy 3 points4 points ago

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I like a girl that wears a big sweatshirt. I think it just says a lot about the personalities I tend to like.

[–]Toshie534 2 points3 points ago

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what kinda personalty is that?

[–]NaturalBirthBitch 2 points3 points ago

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Low maintenance?

[–]Toshie534 2 points3 points ago

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Ok that makes sense.

[–]doodle77 2 points3 points ago

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Jeans and a white t-shirt, no doubt.

[–]mynameishutch 2 points3 points ago

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I love sundresses, pencil skirts and tasteful heels.

Aside from those, I just really like a girl who knows how to dress. She knows her own style, she knows how to accentuate her body type and rocks it. A caveat to that is if your style involves combat boobs, pyramid belts and cartoon shirts; you're not the girl (or style) for me.

[–]nightmare_child 0 points1 point ago

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What are "combat boobs"? I am intrigued.

[–]nicholman 0 points1 point ago

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Summer dresses!! and a well tailored business suit is pretty awesome as well...

[–]Margrave 0 points1 point ago

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Comfortable ones. I find I particularly like cargo shorts and long skirts (not at the same time obviously).

[–]spiderspit 0 points1 point ago

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Sundress, yes! tight white shirt and a grey pencil skirt. Capri pants boy shorts tank top

[–]mattdahack 0 points1 point ago

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Short jean shorts and a nice cleavage showing top.

[–]Thecrumblingcookie 0 points1 point ago

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Jeans and a fitting t-shirt is excellent.

Summer dresses drive me wild because I see them so rarely. I fucking love an airy summer dress on a woman. Absolutely gorgeous.

[–]Bloodypalace 0 points1 point ago

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According to Manswers a dress that covers about 40% of your body is the hottest. Incidentally a party dress covers ~40 percent.

[–]educatedllama 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer a t-shirt and short gym shorts. It's comfortable for the lady, and super sexy.

[–]IVIalefactoR 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't really say about tops, but skirts. Definitely skirts.

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socks. and nothing else... slightly breaking the rule here.

And they tight shiny black leggings! PERRFECT. mmmm

[–]alchemist5 0 points1 point ago

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Practical ones. If it says "I grabbed whatever was on top of the 'clean clothes' pile", I like it.

"No clothes" is a close second.

[–]ReneG8 0 points1 point ago

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One of my dress shirts and nothing else. Being worn in the morning after. I don't know but this just conveys sexy and sexytimes!

[–]elasto 0 points1 point ago

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I like tight revealing clothes done nicely. Like a tight tank top, shorts. I like small breasts, so a girl with a tight tank top and no bra is really hawt. That's why I like summer. I like bikini tops too.

But different women are different shapes, so different things look good on them.

[–]yabrickedit 0 points1 point ago

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My ex used to wear these and I think they're pretty much the sexiest thing possible. I also have a weird thing for girls in thigh-high socks. I broke up with her because she was insane but thinking about her wearing those god damn lingerie briefs is driving me insane right now.

Whatever you do, please don't wear a dress with jeans under it. I always thought this looked terrible.

[–]Ikirys 0 points1 point ago

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A tight dress shirt, a very nice skirt, minimal and tasteful makeup, and very little jewelry.

[–]randommemo 0 points1 point ago

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best thing is tights ..... fucking love them black tights with white skirt best thing ever i find personally

[–]kmoz 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever they are comfortable in and works well with their style. Worst thing is someone trying to be something theyre not because even if they look good, they kinda ruin everything else.

[–]Goonx 0 points1 point ago

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Me personally, regular house clothes (i.e. tank top, pajama bottoms). I hate lingerie (I think I may be in the minority on that) and I'm not big into dresses

[–]clickity-click 0 points1 point ago

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on my ideal woman, white knee-high stockings, a light colored floral print mini-skirt, summer colored open toed heels, and a tight, fitted, white blouse.

i don't usually gawk but this would make me follow you like a lost puppy dog.

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Sweat pants and a T-Shirt.

[–]Ranalysis 0 points1 point ago

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Cardigans, jeans, cute shoes, lulu lemon pants, jean dress shirt, a lil bit of bracelets and necklace for accesories, a nice hat as well..

There's many more but those are things that really catch my eyes.

Every guy is different in their wants though but along the lines they're approximately the same

for jean dress shirt, this is a good look: 2nd and 3rd pic

http://topicpls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/celebs-denim-shirt.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only a guys shirt, sexy as hell.

[–]mrhelton 0 points1 point ago

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hoodies

[–]leodoestheopposite 0 points1 point ago

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Lingerie, black or white. Not really a fan of red,

Sexy French Maid costume.

[–]Jorch123 -2 points-1 points ago

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Skinny jeans, ballet flats and a big t-shirt is mainly my style.

[–]d6x1 0 points1 point ago

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A tight white tank top that reveals half an inch of her lower belly. Low rider pants that show pelvic bone/obliques

[–]thebizzle 1 point2 points ago

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This is it, the tanks should be kind of sheer so we can see the patterns on your bra or the natural shape of your breasts. And of course the pants are perfect.

[–]phukka 0 points1 point ago

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Attractiveness varies depending on what you're looking for. Are you inquiring as to what arouses me, or what merely makes me think "damn, she's good looking," or even just something that is attractive while professional, or casual?

I mean, there's no real right answer here. What clothes do I find attractive? Clothes that fit that aren't flashy. Simple yet efficient and mature.

There's a saying, women have fashion, men have style. I like a woman that has style.

[–]HumanSockPuppet -1 points0 points ago

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I miss the days when women dressed like women.

A nice dress goes a long way. Bonus points if she has a ribbon or a flower in her hair.

[–]ericaciliaris 6 points7 points ago

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What does it mean to dress like a woman?

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These are what I really like, and not all on at the same time btw:

Sundresses, yoga pants, midriffs (very dependent on the girl's body,) and those shirts with only one sleeve, and the other kind of hanging off the shoulder. Like this That last one makes me go wild for some reason.

Oh and I know it's not really a clothing item, but I find them strangely hot. The bug eyed sunglasses like these

[–]The_Shittiest_Advice -1 points0 points ago

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No clothes.

[–]njtrafficsignshopper -2 points-1 points ago

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First I'll warn you about what puts me off. I can only speak for myself, but I like to think I'm not to far outside the norm.

Worst: empire waists. Of all the unflattering choices... might as well go outside wearing a garbage bag with the drawstring bunched up under your boobs. More points off if you wear these with a headband or a girl pompadour. They look okay on models, sure. Rarely on real people.

Best: If you can pull off workout clothes, then those! That's not always appropriate, of course. Then, yeah I agree about summer dresses. One ex of mine used to wear a really simple one with broad stripes made out of jersey material that hugged her so deliciously and was so nice to touch.

[–]smithclan -1 points0 points ago

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Floor length skirt and absolutely nothing else. Ohhhhh it's amazing.

[–]OrangeMonkeyee -1 points0 points ago

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Edible Underwear