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If Ben and Jerry's were to make a Reddit-themed ice cream, what would it be? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Revidescent 189 points190 points ago

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Forever A Cone

[–]Rhesonance 95 points96 points ago

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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge

[–]attackzac21 1 point2 points ago

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it would be made with the tears of 1,000 neckbearded athiests

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    [–]blooshamoo 407 points408 points ago

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    Raspberry Repost with Karmamel.

    [–]vluhd 43 points44 points ago

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    And one out of every 20 containers is secretly semen flavored.

    [–]112233445566778899 5 points6 points ago

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    I was going to disagree, but that really sounds like it'd be an accurate Reddit thing.

    [–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

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    And with chocolate chunks in the shape of cat paws.

    [–]deathkraiser 28 points29 points ago

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    bacon flavoured ice cream with cat paw shaped choco bits.

    [–]haroo 1 point2 points ago

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    I've had bacon flavored ice cream it's not as good as one would think.

    [–]Tickatickatac 1 point2 points ago

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    I was going to say kittens with a side of kittens, but I like yours better!

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        [–]Trip_McNeely 44 points45 points ago*

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        Raspberry Repost with Karmamel with a Nutella swirl.

        [–]Reziarfg 16 points17 points ago

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        And Jolly Ranchers :)

        [–]Suburbon -1 points0 points ago

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        Fuck. You.

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          [–]elizabu 10 points11 points ago

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          With bacon.

          [–]windy444 5 points6 points ago

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          With kitty litter

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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          aka "Nerds" candy...

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            [–]st_basterd 99 points100 points ago

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            It probably wouldn't be that great, but for some reason you just can't put it down.

            [–]Colorfag 11 points12 points ago

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            And youd swear youd tasted it before. You dont really like it, but everyone else seems to.

            [–]Rhesonance 209 points210 points ago*

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            The Bacon at Midnight - Nutella ice cream with candied bacon chunks

            [–]mamacrocker 48 points49 points ago

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            9/10 would eat evrytim

            [–]JohnofArc 7 points8 points ago

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            This is, without a doubt, the most doable and delicious of the ideas presented thus far.

            [–]Rhesonance 5 points6 points ago

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            I have an ice cream maker and am now seriously considering making this.

            [–]Rampant_baconator 4 points5 points ago

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            Don't forget the chocolate Narwhal chunks

            [–]Daolpu 2 points3 points ago

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            Holy shit I'd pay money.

            [–]liverandfunyuns 1 point2 points ago

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            With fudge narwhals.

            [–]BabyBelugaITDBS 1 point2 points ago

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            I would pay money for this.

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              [–]dontleanontls 110 points111 points ago

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              BANANA_IN_MY_CHERRY

              [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 82 points83 points ago

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              Probably a repeat of a flavor they came out with last week.

              [–]lolzbasket 39 points40 points ago

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              "Flavor Level- Awesome"

              Turns out to just be Cherry Garcia

              [–]The_Flabbergaster 28 points29 points ago

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              "Just a fruit flavoured ice cream my friend made and shared with me. Thought it deserved better."

              [–]OilySalmon 1 point2 points ago

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              Change "my friend" to "girlfriend" and you're right on the money.

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                [–]My_Empty_Wallet 60 points61 points ago

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                Karmadness

                Caramel ice cream with lucky charms marshmallows, strawberry chunks and a Nutella swirl.

                [–]manustillflops 14 points15 points ago

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                I came.

                [–]abe320 15 points16 points ago

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                I saw.

                [–]mecrio 13 points14 points ago

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                I came again.

                [–]lukenhiumur 25 points26 points ago

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                Veni, Vedi, uh, Veni, again.

                [–]mecrio 7 points8 points ago

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                Exactly what went through my mind after I made that comment.

                [–]TateXD 1 point2 points ago

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                And the marshmallows would be orange arrows.

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                  [–]soccer_prices 32 points33 points ago

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                  To the outside observer it would look really sweet and tasty like puppy covered kittens, but once you get to the center you find a severed toe covered in semen.

                  [–]squidbill 24 points25 points ago

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                  Graham-ar Nazi.

                  [–]allothernamestaken 35 points36 points ago

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                  Pralines and dick.

                  [–]Indigoh 13 points14 points ago

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                  Cat, bacon, and cynicism flavored.

                  [–]pompousplatypus 7 points8 points ago

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                  I hate that cats have replaced narwhals.

                  [–]doctechnical 21 points22 points ago

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                  Upvote Upside-down Cake. Or Orangered Sherbet.

                  [–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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                  potato_in_my_icecream

                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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                  A little bit of every other flavor plus some stuff you don't really want to know is in there.

                  [–]hsmith711 120 points121 points ago

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                  Is "entitled hypocrite" a flavor? :)

                  [–]anothermuffin 80 points81 points ago

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                  The container says Vanilla...but everyone complains there is no cookie dough in it.

                  [–]alltheglitters 19 points20 points ago

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                  Is condescension salty or sweet?

                  [–]mqduck 6 points7 points ago

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                  Bitter.

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                    [–]SXHarrasmentPanda 94 points95 points ago

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                    Cum box

                    [–]ScotteeMC 28 points29 points ago

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                    Salty, smoky, and just a little bit fruity.

                    [–]BroBuzz 9 points10 points ago

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                    For the love of god, please let this die...

                    [–]tomaidoh 1 point2 points ago

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                    What is this from? I never miss any of these things..

                    I have no life...

                    [–]lurkerkl 1 point2 points ago

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                    Here you go

                    [–]p3rf3ct_s70rm 1 point2 points ago

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                    You're welcome to try and burn it.

                    [–]Zombiefun 14 points15 points ago

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                    No thats the 4chan flavor.

                    [–]marylandmymaryland 20 points21 points ago*

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                    you must be knew here.

                    edit: not going to change it, but i've been sober for two days and my brain is a tad slow.

                    [–]112233445566778899 7 points8 points ago

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                    Congrats on the sobriety! Unless you didn't choose it and are just...broke or something then just ignore the celebratory comment...

                    [–]marylandmymaryland 5 points6 points ago

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                    i've got beers in the fridge and a half pack of smokes in the other room, not touching them, so thank you.

                    [–]frogonalog714 1 point2 points ago

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                    knew here

                    ಠ_ಠ

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                        [–]newfoundchazzz 13 points14 points ago

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                        It would have an amazing looking hard chocolate covering to trick you in, then you find the rest is just filled with shit.. But that chocolate was full of drugs, and now your hooked, so you will wade through the shit forever looking for left over bits of chocolate..

                        [–]Arachnagor 19 points20 points ago*

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                        Neil De Grasse Tyson's Atheist Cat with Kate Upton

                        [–]Nick1693 4 points5 points ago

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                        And Emma Watson.

                        [–]gypsywhisperer 14 points15 points ago

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                        Kitty Karma

                        [–]Allisonaxe 10 points11 points ago

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                        that sounds like a porn name.

                        [–]gypsywhisperer 2 points3 points ago

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                        I want to be called "Cyber Slut" if I ever get into porn. And I'll never get into porn.

                        [–]Allisonaxe 7 points8 points ago

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                        me either... but if I did, I'd definitely want to be Kitty Karma.

                        [–]QuesoPantera 1 point2 points ago

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                        No. stop it right there. As a dog owner you're not taking this meme to cream.

                        [–]talkingdonkeys 1 point2 points ago

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                        With real chocolate covered cats!

                        [–]Journalisto 14 points15 points ago

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                        Circlejerk. It tastes like jerk chicken with chunks of frozen assholes in it.

                        [–]SaladFengasPapit 9 points10 points ago

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                        Bacon!

                        [–]mqduck 1 point2 points ago

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                        It would literally be bacon. Just bacon. No ice cream.

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                          [–]WORLDTRAVELERONEDAY 3 points4 points ago

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                          karmamel swirl, with cat chips

                          [–]Blackby4 4 points5 points ago

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                          Shame and condescension.

                          [–]tornsoulja 2 points3 points ago

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                          feeding the troll

                          [–]beardyeaglescout 2 points3 points ago

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                          Not sure but it would probably have chocolate and caramel pieces shaped like cats, up votes and penises

                          [–]radicaldreamer92 11 points12 points ago

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                          Spacedicks

                          [–]GreenAdder 7 points8 points ago

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                          Frozen cat food.

                          [–]Shinyteeth 2 points3 points ago

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                          Whatever flavor it has to have cat shaped graham crackers.

                          [–]johnriven 2 points3 points ago

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                          Cinnamon Circlejerk.

                          [–]ItGotRidiculous 2 points3 points ago

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                          Upvotes Supreme.

                          [–]kcg5 2 points3 points ago

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                          Whatever is chosen, we can make this happen.

                          [–]si02 2 points3 points ago

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                          Pedoberry

                          [–]Tsclack 2 points3 points ago

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                          it would be vanilla ice cream repackaged from some other ice cream company... and maybe a cat label.

                          [–]Mattskilol 2 points3 points ago

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                          RON PAUL SPRINKELS WITH CAT PIECES AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON FLAVORED ATHIEST CHUNKS OF RECYCLED MATERIAL

                          [–]PopeJohnPaulII 4 points5 points ago

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                          Vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl.

                          [–]thpiper10 6 points7 points ago

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                          That's called "Americone Dream" it's the Stephen Colbert ice cream

                          [–]PopeJohnPaulII 5 points6 points ago

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                          Wooooosh.

                          [–]trtlfckr 4 points5 points ago

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                          Pralines and dick.

                          [–]brokenbrakes 1 point2 points ago

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                          it would be full of dicks.

                          [–]StopShakingMyBabies 1 point2 points ago

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                          Vanilla crunch and dicks.

                          [–]thpiper10 1 point2 points ago

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                          Sweet cream ice cream, with candied bacon bits and bourbon sauce swirl

                          Edit: no idea for a name

                          [–]scififaninphx 1 point2 points ago

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                          The Salty Drunk...

                          [–]JSleek 1 point2 points ago

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                          Narwhal Caramel.

                          [–]Retroactive_Spider 1 point2 points ago

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                          Narwhalnut crunch.

                          [–]chip8222 1 point2 points ago

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                          Cat hair and shame...

                          [–]MrCheeze 1 point2 points ago

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                          Scumbag Strawberry

                          [–]Confuseled 1 point2 points ago

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                          Vanilla with chocolate narwhals with bacon chips inside.

                          [–]ninjafromspace 1 point2 points ago

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                          Doritos and Code Red

                          [–]TrashCap 1 point2 points ago

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                          Circlejerk flavored.

                          [–]kwang10 1 point2 points ago

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                          Dead Horse

                          [–]deanamarie 1 point2 points ago

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                          Potato_In_My_Anus

                          [–]Nick1693 1 point2 points ago

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                          Kitty Karmamel.

                          Vanilla with a caramel swirl and cat shaped chocolate chunks. One half is dyed orange, the other half is dyed blue.

                          [–]UR_Face 1 point2 points ago

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                          Rampart

                          [–]crinos666 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bacon and narwhal flavoured, with clopclop topping.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                          Cats and Bacon.

                          [–]DorfCakes 1 point2 points ago

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                          A combination of a lot of old flavors you've seen before but still enjoy.

                          Alternatively, cat flavor.

                          [–]DaYooper 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bitch and Moan

                          [–]Proreader 1 point2 points ago

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                          Cat and Bacon. Tastes like cat and bacon.

                          [–]LiathroidiMor 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bacon.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                          Marshmallow fluff, caramel, fudge, chunks of chocolate, coffee beans, chocolate-covered waffle cone pieces, jam swirl, pieces of cake, cherries, and about 2 tablespoons of ice cream.

                          You know, like every other Ben & Jerry's flavor.

                          [–]sollaaan 1 point2 points ago

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                          The blood of 9gag

                          [–]code8master 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bacon duh.

                          [–]scaryblackguy 1 point2 points ago

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                          Potato In The Anus

                          [–]indigoskin 1 point2 points ago

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                          When You See It, Chocolate Chunk

                          [–]XRotNRollX 1 point2 points ago

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                          marijuana and Ron Paul's tears

                          [–]anonemouse2010 1 point2 points ago

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                          Whatever the guy before you had. Except people would compliment you on your great choice.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                          Is "bitter resentment" a flavor?

                          [–]bolongatony 1 point2 points ago

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                          Vanilla Ice-cream with blue and red raspberry chunks symbolizing downvotes and upvotes respectively, with a nutella swirl.

                          [–]fishwithlegs 1 point2 points ago

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                          Some type of blue ice cream on the bottom and red velvet ice cream on top. Upvote and downvote colors.

                          [–]ForcedSim 1 point2 points ago

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                          Cat

                          [–]nocentsofhumour 1 point2 points ago

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                          this is an actual ice cream shop in my town, http://www.karmacream.com/

                          [–]SinisterKid 1 point2 points ago

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                          Whatever flavor it is, there would be an exact replica in a different container labeled LimeGag.

                          [–]TylerTheTroll 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bacon-flavored ice cream with kitty litter flavor crystals. Made with real 100% narwhal milk!

                          [–]omnicious 1 point2 points ago

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                          I think it's illegal to blend cats into dairy products.

                          [–]crayonofdeath 1 point2 points ago

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                          "Repost" -a random copy of an already existing flavor

                          [–]buffalonkey 1 point2 points ago

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                          Circle Jerky

                          [–]Superjoe42 1 point2 points ago

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                          Bacon Narwhal

                          [–]Denitoooo 1 point2 points ago

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                          Neopolit-ALIEN

                          [–]FloppyOnion 1 point2 points ago

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                          Souls Taker Strawberry

                          [–]zettaswag 1 point2 points ago

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                          Orange with blueberries. Upvotes and downvotes

                          [–]recipriversexcluson 1 point2 points ago

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                          Narwhal Bacon

                          [–]milphey 1 point2 points ago

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                          DM:HS Doesn't Matter Had Scream

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                          "Cum Box"

                          Nutella-vanilla swirl with bacon bits, cat nip, and gummy penises.

                          [–]thpiper10 1 point2 points ago

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                          with yah until the cat nip. another redditor suggested cat shaped cookie pieces.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                          It's not supposed to taste good, it's meant to accurately portray the content of reddit. Cat nip represents both our obsession with cats and our fondness for marijuana.

                          [–]unwiddershins 2 points3 points ago

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                          Strawberry sprinkled with hair from a neck-beard.

                          [–]JewBoySandler 2 points3 points ago

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                          Sarcastic Witty Kitty.

                          [–]Warlizard 3 points4 points ago

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                          Unwashed balls, clove cigarettes, and semen.

                          [–]someswedishgirl 3 points4 points ago

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                          Vanilla ice cream with nuts.

                          [–]internetdog 1 point2 points ago

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                          Just a frozen cat head in a tub.

                          [–]jqrd4n 1 point2 points ago

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                          Pralines and dick

                          [–]ass_munch_reborn 0 points1 point ago

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                          "Pig's Nutsack"

                          Bacon and Nutella flavored.

                          [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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                          Rose Red Cherry Nipples.

                          [–]ololcopter 0 points1 point ago

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                          Lotus: by the time you stop eating you'll have wasted your whole life.

                          [–]TylerEaves 0 points1 point ago

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                          It's have lots of rainbow colors and nuts and swirls and even some hemp oil, but when you actually ate it, the flavor would be bland and unremarkable.

                          [–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cats and Nutella.

                          [–]00zero00 0 points1 point ago

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                          Frosty Orbitals: Vanilla ice cream with marshmallow fluff, caramel, and peanuts.

                          [–]FizzPig 0 points1 point ago

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                          JOLLY RANCHERS

                          [–]Lasercat77 0 points1 point ago

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                          Vanilla with ribbons of caramel,a nutella swirl, and chocolate chunks.

                          [–]ColonelFlashman 0 points1 point ago

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                          Bacon

                          [–]venividivixi 0 points1 point ago

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                          I'm not sure which flavor do middle schoolers like?

                          [–]howdoItalktogirls 0 points1 point ago

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                          Oh god, I would not want to try it.

                          [–]Tracker007 0 points1 point ago

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                          Ecstasy pills in bacon ice cream with narwhal chunks...mmmmm...

                          [–]Cossr 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cat.

                          [–]Chipsandiscream 0 points1 point ago

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                          Kitty bacon flavored narwhal with nutella

                          [–]HGpennypacker 0 points1 point ago

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                          Frozen Code Red with chunks of cat hair.

                          [–]Killer_waffles 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cat flavor.

                          [–]LP99 0 points1 point ago

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                          Desperation.

                          [–]carson44603 0 points1 point ago

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                          Probably kitten-flavored...

                          Or other cute, baby animals.

                          [–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

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                          Kitty-Kat

                          [–]Smorsh 0 points1 point ago

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                          I'm bad with names, all I know is that it will be bacon and nutella flavored.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                          I think it would taste like judgement and cats.

                          [–]Bellstrom 0 points1 point ago

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                          Alien Blueberry with Jolly Ranchers and chocolate LE pieces.

                          [–]iDoctor 0 points1 point ago

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                          Those poor cats.

                          [–]utahphil 0 points1 point ago

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                          dafudge.

                          [–]SenseiSparky 0 points1 point ago

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                          bullshit and lies.

                          [–]Not_Me_But_A_Friend 0 points1 point ago

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                          Midnight Chocolate with Bacon and Karmarel Votes.

                          [–]xmuffinmanx 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cat

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                          cat

                          [–]overlord220 0 points1 point ago

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                          Chalk

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                          vanilla

                          [–]Glennwink 0 points1 point ago

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                          Narwhal and cat flavored

                          [–]Kellianne 0 points1 point ago

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                          Pretentious Pepperment

                          [–]medicineboy 0 points1 point ago

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                          40 Year Old Virgin

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                          It would have everything all the other ice creams have in it, except Jesus.

                          [–]GET_IN_MY_VANDEBEERS 0 points1 point ago

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                          Vanilla flavoured only it's called Reddit Vanilla.

                          [–]CrustyRichardCheese 0 points1 point ago

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                          Shit.

                          [–]FlyByDusk 0 points1 point ago

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                          Reddit Velvet

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                          spacedicks strawberry

                          [–]737900ER 0 points1 point ago

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                          Unilever would never let that happen.

                          [–]Poopinz_McScoopinz 0 points1 point ago

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                          Plain vanilla ice cream, and then claim they invented the flavor.

                          [–]F_E_M_A 0 points1 point ago

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                          Jolly ranchers.

                          [–]SanwichHero 0 points1 point ago

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                          Minted MeMe with Karma Karmel Whoring Hazelnut Repostings

                          [–]lucidviolet 0 points1 point ago

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                          Alien Abduction

                          Vanilla and fudge ice cream beamed up by a caramel-peanut butter-marshmallow swirl amongst a starry gingersnap sky.

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                          Forever A Cone.

                          [–]saxmanb 0 points1 point ago

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                          Silly and Nonsexual

                          [–]Touchmeyesss 0 points1 point ago

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                          ..Cat flavour?

                          [–]Skittle_power 0 points1 point ago

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                          Potato.

                          [–]juliaworm 0 points1 point ago

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                          Jolly Kitten Tastes like jolly ranchers and kittens.

                          [–]gippered 0 points1 point ago

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                          Karmael Krunch

                          [–]Crock5994 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cum Box.

                          [–]XMadHa77erX 0 points1 point ago

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                          I would not know, because I don't know what cats blended with re-posts and karma tastes like, but I would assume something like that.

                          [–]ohsosomething 0 points1 point ago

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                          Cat Nip

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                          Cat Addict

                          [–]Warwickist 0 points1 point ago

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                          Why eat ice cream when we can eat Snoo-cones?

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