What is the biggest lie you ever told that still holds? (i.e. everyone still believes it, you never said it wasn't true, etc)

GCanuck · 1 year

I'm doing ok.

polyannapolyfilla · 1 year

I once gave someone on Twitter the impression that my Dad was a morris dancer. He isn't. I'm not sure how this happened. But I didn't correct her. And now, amongst my 1000-odd followers (I run the account for my work) I am known as the one with the morris-dancing Dad. Truth be told, he really hates it and thinks everyone who does it is an idiot.

All_Your_Base · 1 year

Well, I must admit that there are several Yankees who went to my school that still believe my story about the "Grit Tree."

HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO · 1 year

When I lost my virginity and how many girls I fucked. I said it to impress my wife as if I was experienced and charming(inoright, young and dumb). It backfired and to this day she believes I was a whore before I met her. lol

Lucifers_Friend · 1 year

I have a big penis.

Nostromo26 · 1 year

My whole family believes I hate chocolate with a passion. I'll never eat anything with chocolate around any of them. I'm not sure when it started, but for as long as I can remember they've all believed I hate chocolate and never eat it.

At some point during my childhood, though, I tried it and found that it was OK. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it. But I continued lying and saying I hated it. Nowadays I'll eat something with chocolate in it, but I won't go out of my way. My family still believes I hate it, though.

redditfan9999 · 1 year

There are a lot of people that met me after I turned 30. I started adding ten years to my age because I got sick of hearing "I thought you were a lot older." "Gee, you look young for your age" sounds so much more pleasant even if it is in response to a lie.

I've never corrected my age for 35 years so they are probably wondering why I'm not dead.

ieatpoodaily · 1 year

"I swear, it wasn't me who farted."

Speye · 1 year

"It's going to be okay"

KinokoSama · 1 year

"I love you."

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