Hey Reddit,I hate it when a man is silent in bed. What are some of your sexual pet peeves?

Peniswrinkleintime · 12 months

When a woman is embarrassed about her stretch marks. Katt Williams said it best "either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big, either way we fuckin"

thenshesays · 12 months

When a guy thrusts his fingers in and out of me like they're his penis. It doesn't work like that.

Infin1ty · 12 months

A bad blowjob is the worst, most grueling experience I've ever had. It's a sad day when you have to stop a girl mid-blowjob because she's so bad you go limp in her mouth.

Avorisi · 12 months

I'm with you on the noise thing.

But, honestly, it REALLY pisses me off when a guy or girl can't kiss. I mean, there are many ways to kiss well. But one person in particular, a person I slept with once, couldn't kiss, and just left his tongue in my mouth like a dead fish the whole time. Ugh.

witty_account_name · 12 months

When a girl is too self-conscious to let me finger her or eat her out. Seriously, I want to do something to make you feel good and you are afraid that I am going to judge your vagina?

zmurfette · 12 months

When I get a good rhythm going and then he adds his own to it.

LET. ME. FUCK. YOU.

Erulastiel · 12 months

I agree. I love hearing my man moan, not only is it a turn on, but I feel like I'm doing something right (I'm self conscious when it comes to my sexual abilities).

I also dislike it when there is no foreplay involved before sex and there is not much variety in how we have sex, like positions wise.

And also, I need to have some other form of contact besides penetration. Don't just lay there, keep your hands busy, even if it's just holding my hips or wrapping around me.

polandpower · 12 months

When I'm expected to give him a 20-30 minute blowjob and maybe let him finish before we start fucking, but he gets bored with eating me out for 5 minutes and says "can't we just fuck?". Bitch I want a turn.

Sandwich2Hell · 12 months

When guys are too gentle. I can not stand when a guy is too sweet and treats me like I'm made of glass or something.

PipGirl · 12 months

When a guy gives oral and changes it up too often. I mean, I'm glad I'm getting it! But it really throws me off when I'm so close then the rhythm changes course.

If we're moaning and telling you "Keep doing that!" please don't go changing it up.

polaroidgeek · 12 months

When a GIRL is silent in bed. I don't want you to be lady-like. I want you to sound like a wanton whore.

ninjette847 · 11 months

When guys think if a girl isn't wet enough the solution is to spit on their dick, not, you know... get the girl wetter.

ImNotJesus · 12 months

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FiatJustitia956 · 11 months

Getting called "Daddy" creeps me the fuck out.

B0SSARU · 12 months

"STICK YOUR BIG FAT MEATY COCK IN MY PUSSY" Bitch I'll put my penis where ever the fuck I'd like.

I'm just kidding, I've never touched a vagina before.

wildorkid7 · 12 months

In the words of the ever brilliant Louis CK: ‎Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle… "Why is she so NEEDY?" She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. “Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz”

tubergibbosum · 12 months

When someone kisses me roughly and accidentally clinks our teeth together. Like nails on a chalkboard, it is.

LucyFishwall · 12 months

Having people try to be sexy and nibble my ear and winding up sucking on my earrings. I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure you can feel that it's metal and not my ear. Kindly take it out of your mouth and kiss me.

thatunknownfamousguy · 12 months

Socks... I hate wearing socks during sex and I hate when she's wearing them

pogiface · 12 months

lack of enthusiasm

buttchuck · 12 months

I hate how no one has sex with me. :(

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 12 months

When a woman gets embarrassed of her bare ass. Your body is hot I want to bang you! Or when I get poop on my dong from anal and she's worried about it. Poop comes from the butt, it's okay!

rumpdadarumprump · 12 months

How about when the guy finishes and totally forgets to finish you (girl) off. As in he thinks sex is all done when he's done. It's like "wait whaaaa? But what about me!!"

I blame this problem on PORN!!

LindseyKorea · 12 months

It bugs me when I want to make foreplay last a little longer. His foreplay is like 30 seconds long and sometimes I just want to play for maybe like 5 minutes. (We've never actually gotten past 2 minutes.) Every time I tell him to just wait and hold on a second, he practically forces my legs open. Then, I feel bad having to close them and think of something to keep his attention without getting to the main event too quickly.

RoseyCheekz · 12 months

The first time my SO and I made the fuck, he was completely silent. Even when he came. Totally weirded me out. I think maybe he was just trying to be quiet because of his roommates. Now he makes more noise than I do sometimes and I love it.

A peeve of mine is when you're blowing a guy and he puts his hands on top of your head. My first boyfriend did that shit and I've hated it ever since. Dude, don't fuck my face. I consider Beej an art form, and I take pride in it. If you want deep throat just say something. Suffocating me with your junk isn't hot and may make me puke on your dick.

No_Easy_Buckets · 12 months

Self consciousness. That has no place while we are sexing.

gf_is_russian_dom · 11 months

Just a piece of advice. Men are silent during sex because they have a lot of shame attached to their sexuality. They're afraid that you'll either make fun of them or call them a perv. That and years of trying to masturbate as quietly as possible so as not to disturb roommates or family members that they are living with makes for a deep psychological need to be as quiet as possible.

If you're with a guy who is quiet, try encouraging him and showing appreciation for his sexuality and sexual expression. Over time, he will become more comfortable with you and himself. Novel idea.

docus9 · 11 months

When it comes to sex I only have rule, which is closely intertwined with my one pet peeve: if I'm doing something wrong/something she doesn't like, just come out and TELL me instead of making a proverbial fist in your pocket. If I don't know what I'm doing wrong, then I can't correct it. This goes both ways: both parties have to be okay with feedback.

chiddychiddybangbang · 11 months

Whenever I say, "you can be rough - I can handle it." - I actually fucking mean it. Sex is supposed to be fun and carnal. So be fun and carnal.

Edit: I accidentally a word

[deleted] · 11 months

I don't like it when a girl never initiates sex. Even if you're mostly receptive to it, it's hard to feel like you enjoy the act if you're never the one who starts touching my erogenous zones 20 minutes into Love Actually...

Creepthan_Frome · 11 months

That fucking alphabet oral sex shit.

It has never been good in the history of time. The way good oral sex for a woman usually works? If you find one thing, and it's clear that it feels good, for the love of god, keep doing it.

N69sZelda · 11 months

If a girl can't get off, it's the guy's fault.

If a guy can't get off, it's also the guy's fault.

aock1123 · 12 months

i hate when a girl is silent in bed...

candied_yams · 12 months

I'm not a fan of gentle sex. The faster and rougher you are, the more I enjoy it.

One of my pet peeves with my ex was that he'd finish after 3-4 thrusts. Not. Fun.

KrazyEyezKilla · 11 months

When a girl changes from sensual light scratching with her nails to full blown digging in, there are other ways to tell me you're enjoying yourself then by ruining my back, legs or ass.

TableTopJosephine · 12 months

Semi-related. If you refer to anything below my neck as "lips," it will take all of my energy to not punch you in the mouth.

warribbons · 12 months

I hate it when I sprain both my hands and I can't have any sexual pleasures

brenan6 · 12 months

I hate when my girlfriend starts reading Walden.

smempem · 11 months

If we're drunk and he says I'm not going to finish and stops. I don't give a fuck, it now gives me a chance to finish!

wanderingmaybelost · 12 months

I'm going to concur with the silent man. I don't need them to be loud, but a little grunt here and there is good

lowculture_manifesto · 12 months

"You like that?" Ugh. Just, ugh.

Mexullus · 12 months

When I'm about to orgasm and a girl tells me I'm being too quiet in bed.

hknikki · 11 months

As said above..sometimes I just want to suck dick. Best quickies ever

lookatmeme · 11 months

I too hate it when a man is silent in bed, as it usually means my girlfriend has been cheating again and the man is trying to hide from me.

DSice16 · 12 months

I'm usually pretty silent... What kinds of things do girls want us guys to do? Moan? Talk dirty?

Dynamaxion · 12 months

For some reason, I've always liked sex behind closed doors. Out in public/in front of others just doesn't suit me.

TableTopJosephine · 12 months

Referring to the penis as "it," especially "kiss it" or "put it in your mouth." Such a huge turnoff.

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