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[–]net_sirk 21 points22 points ago

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Balsamic vinegar. I could drink that shit.

[–]mtcmw 3 points4 points ago

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Have you tried balsamic glaze? It is basically a reduced balsamic vinegar and it kind of syrup. It is FANTASTIC

[–]Maxables 2 points3 points ago

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Put that shit on garlic bread!

[–]kennerdoloman 2 points3 points ago

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I like it when it's drizzled on. Too much kills the salad for me.

[–]aosjdlaisdhasd 4 points5 points ago

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This kills the salad.

[–]NegativeChirality 1 point2 points ago

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Have you treated yourself to some legit 20-dollar-per-10-ounces aged Aceto Balsamico Tradizionale? Cause that stuff is so amazing, and so different from the 'Balsamic Vinegar' we're used to.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Ranch dressing goes on just about everything I eat.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Ever put a package of ranch seasoning in sour cream? Its glorious ranch.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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must try. a movie theater near me has ranch seasoning to sprinkle on your popcorn, but when I discovered this I bought one for the popcorn and another for everything else I ate that day. I bedazzled a jean jacket that day. it was a good day.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That sounds like a win, I never would have thought to put it on popcorn.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Me neither but it was so great, 10/10 would do again every day for the rest of my life

[–]deleted_by_user 1 point2 points ago

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Do you mean those powdered packets? 2 for every 16 oz container of sour cream? That stuff is so wonderful! : p...

[–]suigenius 1 point2 points ago

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Pour some chipotle sauce in there and it's heaven.

[–]macthecomedian 2 points3 points ago

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ranch is great, but so is ranchup. which is ranch, and get this ketchup!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I NEED TO TRY THIS

[–]westsyed 7 points8 points ago

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Tuna.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I fucking love sour cream. It's like mexican ketchup

[–]SirTacoOF 5 points6 points ago

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Ketchup sandwich with milk.Delic!

[–]gaapfan 16 points17 points ago

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that sounds fucking disgusting.

[–]The_last_Ash_B 3 points4 points ago

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Raw ramen! Crush up the noodles and shake in the flavor packet, mmm. Especially with the Shin Raymun spicy ones.

I eat sour cream out of the container like it's yogurt.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My mom makes a salad with raw ramen, lettuce, veggies and the sauce packet mixed in dressing... its weird.. but everyone seems to love it!

[–]wtfapkin 1 point2 points ago

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I did that as a kid all the time. So good.

[–]karenee 7 points8 points ago

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Pickles. I can eat an entire jar in one day and sip on the juice. I know it's disgusting, but ohmygod I love pickles...

[–]serfis 1 point2 points ago

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You should dip your fingers in the pickly juice and flick it on sandwiches for flavor.

[–]HarleyQ 1 point2 points ago

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I take it a step further and pour the juice into plastic cups then freezing it to eat later.

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

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This is known as a picklesickle.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for picklesickle

[–]VirtualWaffle 6 points7 points ago

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Who the fuck doesn't like sour cream?

[–]worstchristmasever 8 points9 points ago

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Me

[–]13emily13 4 points5 points ago

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And me. Accidentally ordered a baked potato once without realizing it came with sour cream on it. Never again.

[–]Classiest_Erection 3 points4 points ago

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It makes me feel like puking.

[–]SleepyMcSleeps 16 points17 points ago

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Mayonnaise can make anything edible.

[–]Justreadinga 4 points5 points ago

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Mexican corn! White corn+mayo+Parmesan cheese=heaven!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Its like sour creams cousin. I feel like when people say they don't like sour cream/mayonnaise they're lying

[–]JayJaytheJetPlane37 10 points11 points ago

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They're not, trust me. I almost barfed just READING "Mayonnaise can make anything edible". No offense.

[–]karenee 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed! I also feel this way about ranch dressing.

[–]thenshesays 4 points5 points ago

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I can eat sour cream like yogurt. Delicious.

[–]mirandarandaaaa 1 point2 points ago

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apparently i'm weird, how i feel: sour cream, delicious. mayonnaise, the most disgusting "food" item, born of the the devil.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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As long as you like sour cream we don't have a problem here.

[–]ChicagoToad 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever tried mayonnaise with salmon?

Fucking delicious.

[–]BigDaddyFo 3 points4 points ago

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It's like riding a rainbow-colored unicorn down a mountain of upvotes while drinking from a goblet with the laughter of children.

[–]cadbury1987 2 points3 points ago

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Mayo with mashed potato. It's like eating happiness

[–]tacticalbuttplug 1 point2 points ago

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I like using cream cheese instead

[–]kamonohashisan 1 point2 points ago

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Mayonnaise lovers I present you with the Hijikata Special

[–]blackazndude 1 point2 points ago

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Mayonnaise and tator tots back in highschool was the shit. I ate it like everyday

[–]stumpyoftheshire 1 point2 points ago

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Mayo on Chicken Schnitzel.

My mouth cannot contain the awesome.

[–]meseket 13 points14 points ago

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I love cartilage, especially the crunchy stuff between chicken wings and at the end of drumsticks. I've yet to find anyone else who enjoys it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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What the actual fuck.

Nothing turns me off eating more than biting into cartilage. Especially if it's in a sandwich...

[–]cerebraklex 5 points6 points ago

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My stepfather is notorious for crunching away at the dinner table. I just pretend he is a dog now, because a dog eating cartilage is a lot more bearable then a human eating cartilage.

[–]thenshesays 5 points6 points ago

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I love eating the cartilage too. If you ever find a chinese or vietnamese noodle house, they sell the bones/cartilage meat they use to make their broths. SO GOOD.

Also: There's that weird livery tasting piece of meat that usually comes attached to the thigh pieces of chicken (fried or grilled) I tried to look up what it's called and the consensus seems to be "oyster" Anyway. I love eating that thing but I always have to do it sneakily because everyone else seems to think it's disgusting.

[–]VaginaedMystique 2 points3 points ago

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I love cartilage so much, the day I went to a market that sold a plate of pigs ears (and blood sausage) with grains of spicy salt, I could have died happy.

[–]Pfftpfftpfft 4 points5 points ago

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Sour cream ruffle chips + banana pudding.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 2 points3 points ago

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That sounds like it could be amazing! Must try.

[–]animousity692 5 points6 points ago

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I also put sour cream on everything. Also makes the perfect dip for blue corn chips. There is more sour cream on my chilli or baked potato than the food itself. And if it has cheese, it WILL have sour cream.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 2 points3 points ago

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We shall from now on be best friends. Hello best friend.

[–]animousity692 6 points7 points ago

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Sorry, I'm taken and she's the jealous type.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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So no threesome?

[–]animousity692 4 points5 points ago

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Says serving size: 1

[–]Rated-PG[S] 2 points3 points ago

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This fact can not be denied!

[–]wtfapkin 1 point2 points ago

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Are you me?

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[–]___mads 2 points3 points ago

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I'd also eat nothing but avocados if I could. I talk about avocados like they're a close friend of mine. Guh...nothing worse than when they're out of season and I can't get any :(

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I mix real mayo and ketchup 50/50. Then french fries. So yum.

[–]oniongasm 1 point2 points ago

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Fry sauce!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best. I would do this with mustard to dip artichokes into. Freaking amazing.

[–]oniongasm 1 point2 points ago

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A little black pepper goes a long way too.

[–]yagi_takeru 1 point2 points ago

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Try adding a teaspoon of garlic and a tablespoon of basil to one cup katsup and one cup mayo. Weirdest, tasty shit ever

[–]21andInvincible 3 points4 points ago

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Pickles. I can finish off a jar in a day if I wanted to... and I may drink pickle juice on occasion. om nom nom.

[–]ponygirl425 3 points4 points ago

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Pickles. Dill Spears. Crunchy. And of course, the pickle juice. Most times I'll actually finish off the juice in the jar before the pickles. :D

I also will eat pickles with dinner...or dessert. Not mixed in or on top or anything! ;) I'll have a few bites of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food, then munch on a pickle, then back to the ice cream, etc.

Almost gave my boyfriend a heart attack after I'd moved in and he saw me eating that combination. Something about a stereotype... ;)

He also refuses to kiss me after I've eaten pickles. He can't stand the smell/taste/thought of them...

tl;dr: Pickles. The best way to freak out the boyfriend. Mmmmm

[–]wtfapkin 1 point2 points ago

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My fiancée HATES pickles with a passion. I made him vomit once after I took a giant swig of pickle juice and kissed him.

[–]TheGameboy 5 points6 points ago

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Ketchup in macaroni and cheese. It's got a zip to it.

[–]VoodooSokMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Step it up and have it on baked Velveeta Mac 'n' Cheese

[–]doremimimimi 1 point2 points ago

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My bf did that the other day and I was like, 'how did I not know this about you...nasty'

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Brussels Sprouts simmered in water mixed with the seasoning packet from Oriental flavored Ramen. College discovery. Eat it at least twice a week.

[–]doremimimimi 1 point2 points ago

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try them with agave nectar mmmm

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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With or without the noodles? Seems like a lot of brussel sprouts!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Cook the noodles, take them out, simmer the sprouts in the leftover water.

Combine.

Profit?

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 2 points3 points ago

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Ketchup, on anything or by itself.

[–]JumperTEB 2 points3 points ago

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I dip my fries in chocolate pudding. That's 'Murcia right there.

[–]JumperTEB 2 points3 points ago

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'murica

[–]Creepella_780 2 points3 points ago

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Sardines in mustard sauce. Kippered herring in hot sauce. My husband thinks its gross so I eat it alone.

I dont eat it every day, but I do crave it now and then.

I also love chicken liver fried with onions, and hungarian goulash made with chicken hearts.

I blame my poor eastern European parents.

[–]Creepella_780 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah and the turkey neck from the thanksgiving turkey. So good.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

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I hate the smell of kippered or pickled herring but that shit is truly delicious.

[–]superbatgirl 2 points3 points ago

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When I was nine my friend's mom made my a tshirt that said "plum sauce queen" with my picture on it. I always have and always will put it on just about everything (: so yummy!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A1 steak sauce. I put that shit on everything when I was in college. Made my ramen so good.

[–]patticakes86 2 points3 points ago

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Soggy cereal and stale Cheetos, the puffy ones. Now someone please tell me they share this love. I've felt so alone.

[–]___mads 1 point2 points ago

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while I prefer my Cheetos fresh, I love stale peeps. leave that shit in the box for a couple weeks after easter and THEN chow down. fuck yeah.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Whats the difference between a fresh peep and a stale peep? I just like to stick toothpicks in them and then microwave them so they have a sword fight!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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dip them in sour cream and I'm on board.

[–]kennerdoloman 2 points3 points ago

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Sriracha sauce in Mac 'n' Cheese is so good.

[–]ManiBoo17 2 points3 points ago

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That pink stuff you get on the side with sushi. I freaking love that stuff it's like a mint-y spicy sweet and chewy and it's just De-freaking-licous. My friends and Family look at me weird cause they think it's disgusting. I laugh at their stupidity.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

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It's pickled ginger.

[–]KrakNup 4 points5 points ago

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Asparagus baked in the oven until crispy, then covered in Mexican cheese. This is better to me than any dessert.

[–]albrano 2 points3 points ago

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Never tried asparagus baked,always had it fresh or steamed. I shall have to try this, it sounds fantastic.

[–]JumperTEB 1 point2 points ago

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I do that too!

[–]meatywood 1 point2 points ago

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Creamy peanut butter on dill pickle slices. Delicious!

Raw baby carrots and gingersnap cookies! Delicious! Okay, it's not gross but most people have never tried it.

Ketchup and mustard sandwiches. Delicious! Actually, I just love the hell out of ketchup ... it's good on almost anything!

Brown sugar on vanilla ice cream. Delicious!

Those are just a few.

[–]LaserPepper 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much anything savory is fair game to be dipped or smothered in mustard.

[–]VladimirTCR 1 point2 points ago

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Butter. <3.

[–]hnn1115 1 point2 points ago

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Kidney Beans tastes great covered in butter

[–]behn12 1 point2 points ago

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Cooked brussell sprouts dipped in medium-hot chili. OH MY GOD.

[–]EverydayCynic 1 point2 points ago

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Wait --- there are people who don't love sour cream? News to me. That shit goes on everything I put in my mouth.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason the fact that I on occasion carry my own sour cream with me is abnormal... mmm sour cream

[–]skitch885 1 point2 points ago

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Mayonnaise. In every way, everyday.

[–]aido727 1 point2 points ago

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BBQ Sauce... on pretty much anything hot... or just on bread for a snack sandvich

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Buffalo sauce. Vinegar. Black pepper. Eating lunch meats without a sandwich or cheese.

[–]doublepulse 1 point2 points ago

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Cottage cheese... I stopped buying it because I could literally sit on the couch and eat an entire one pound container... I'm not one of those people who can sit and gorge on much of anything.

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 1 point2 points ago

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Back before I went on a vegan diet, I was known to eat sour cream by the spoonful. Multiple spoonfuls at a time.

[–]kennerdoloman 1 point2 points ago

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Sriracha sauce. It's so good in Mac 'n' Cheese.

[–]jane_fonda 1 point2 points ago

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Cheese goes on everything. I'll eat a block of feta like an apple. I make mozzarella tomato and basil a 4th meal every day. Don't put pepperoni crackers and cheese platters out at your party, I'll eat all that cheese.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed out loud to the "eat a block of feta like an apple". You're awesome

[–]BetaCyclone 1 point2 points ago

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Vinegar. I can drink that stuff.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing with french fries

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 1 point2 points ago

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Buffalo sauce. Yes, even on pizza rolls.

[–]gimla45 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe not "excessively" but I can put Bleu Cheese on almost anything

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Country Gravy. If it is salty, this will enhance it.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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On fries with cheese. Divine.

[–]oasis_599 1 point2 points ago

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Canada: poutine, poutine everywhere.

[–]serfis 1 point2 points ago

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There's a place near me (in the States) that does the same thing, but they call it disco fries. So good.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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As a born and raised Canadian now living in the states I think I miss this most. And ketchup chips.

[–]ihaveplansthatday[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Cream cheese. There is nothing better than the center bite of a bagel that is really nothing but a tiny bagel rim around a glob of cream cheese.

[–]CaptainFluffels 1 point2 points ago

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Spinach. It works with everything. Though not really that gross though.

[–]nebula27 1 point2 points ago

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Mediterranean Hummus at Trader Joe's.

[–]musicalrapture 1 point2 points ago

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I love sweetened red beans. I grew up with them being in a lot of Vietnamese desserts and such, so the flavor brings back so much nostalgia. I'll get red bean bubble tea, desserts with red bean, so on and so forth. It's not quite something for the Western palette, I've observed, but it's delicious to me.

[–]allnatrlsnapple 1 point2 points ago

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Chicken nuggets from Wendy's dipped in a chocolate frosty.

[–]unicyclegamer 1 point2 points ago

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Ketchup on pancakes, everyone thinks I'm crazy for it, I love it.

[–]NegativeChirality 1 point2 points ago

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50% Ketchup. 50% Black Pepper.

Bamn.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, that ratio makes me uncomfortable

[–]NegativeChirality 1 point2 points ago

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What if we settle on 25% black pepper.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Slightly less uncomfortable?

[–]oniongasm 1 point2 points ago

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Marrow

Blood

Mayo

Sardines

Anchovies

Kimchi

Stinky Cheeses

Sour Cream

Cream Cheese

Livers

Hearts

Gizzards

Tripe

Chicken Feet

SPAM

Escargot

Octopus

Squid

Head Cheese

Pickled Pigs Feet

Alligator

Fish Sauce

Fish Paste

... more stuff

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This is quite the list. What if i put it all in a blender...

[–]oniongasm 1 point2 points ago

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You could come up with a pate of liver, marrow, heart, gizzards and tripe with a kimchi and sardine topping... maybe toss in some blood for consistency, color, and richness.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's over, you win the thread

[–]SindySlaughter 1 point2 points ago

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Anchovie and onion pizza.

[–]SpinningDespina 1 point2 points ago

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Alot of people I know dont like sweet potato. Quite often I will just bake up a plate full and eat it for dinner with nothing else. Also, sweet potato dry fried with sour cream.

[–]albrano 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet potato is really good, it was my college go to food. I would buy a big two or three pound one, and have meals for a week. Best part was cutting it up into slivers and tossing with whatever bbq sauce I had at the moment, and frying until warm. The crunchy, slightly undercooked texture was the best bit.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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this made me hungry

[–]zrandolph2 1 point2 points ago

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Butter

[–]HippiSiege 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zrandolph2 1 point2 points ago

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God this is hilarious have you seen wkuk the grapeist?

[–]whitney_jewston 1 point2 points ago

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Ricotta cheese. It's so damn fluffy.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for fluffy

[–]MakingPuppies 1 point2 points ago

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Roll mops, delicious

[–]huhtamaki 1 point2 points ago

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Gravy sandwiches.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just gravy and bread? Cuz I could go for this with some thanksgiving fixin's but alone...

[–]cadbury1987 1 point2 points ago

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Mayonnaise. God, I could eat it with anything. I used to eat it by itself as a kid. Lately I've discovered sweet chilli sauce. Good gravy, it's amazing.

[–]StrangeLady 1 point2 points ago

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Horseradish mustard. Holy shit, that stuff drizzled on a salami sandwich is simply the most pungent heaven.

[–]rememberrrrrme 1 point2 points ago

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Onions!!!!!

[–]Flaminess 1 point2 points ago

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I can't get enough of candy corn. I eat that shit by the bag.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Blue Cheese. The kind that comes in chunks.

[–]manustillflops 1 point2 points ago

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Miracle Whip. I'd like to apologize for embarrassing myself and those who care for me. I'm sorry.

[–]Vantage_Point 1 point2 points ago

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Melted Butter. On everything. I mean everything. Don't test me. FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Weirdest thing you've put melted butter on- GO!

[–]Vantage_Point 1 point2 points ago

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Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Fucking amazing.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Strawberries in themselves are disgusting. Can't get behind this combo : /

[–]Vantage_Point 1 point2 points ago

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Haters always gonna hate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking LOVE peanut butter.

Every day I get home and I take two slices of bread and just go crazy with the peanut butter, when I'm speaking crazy, I mean CRAZY, like half an inch thick layer of peanut butter. Then I fill up a glass of juice and get comfortable as I slowly digest that sweet, salty, organic peanut butter. It makes my day every day.

[–]kendranell 1 point2 points ago

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mayo

[–]adsweqwsxz 1 point2 points ago

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Sauerkraut, it's semi-popular where I'm from, PA home of the "Pennsylvania dutch" who are confusingly actually german descended.

But I take it to the next level, I'm like the kid from weird Al's Albuquerque. It's at least a 3-4 times a week meal as a side or a ruben sandwich or some other version. I'll also just pull some out and snack on it, this includes eating it alone for breakfast as well. I freaking love sauerkraut.

[–]mrPICARIO 1 point2 points ago

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there was actual one time when i was a kid i had a bit of catfood, basically it tasted like chicken. loved it

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Did you actually have a cat? Or just buy a little snack

[–]weedpatch2 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a problem with mustard. The only condiment I need...

[–]Wolf_Hunter_Z 1 point2 points ago

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Vegemite, other than australia no one likes it.

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

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Peanut Butter on Everything Bagels.

[–]rainbowdash64 1 point2 points ago

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Mustard in a bowl, nothing else.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thats impressive

[–]patty_potato 1 point2 points ago

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Coconut and maple syrup. Just, yum

[–]ilovecheeeeese 1 point2 points ago

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Black licorice. And sour cream. Sour cream is the shit.

[–]TheBigNasty 1 point2 points ago

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Mouth sex

[–]tits_hemingway 1 point2 points ago

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I'm lucky to live in Maritime Canada where all the gross chip flavours the rest of the world rejected end up. Roasted Chicken and All-Dressed chips are awesome.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I used to live in Canada and I LOVED all dressed chips! Roasted chicken seems odd...

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

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SPAM.

Especially the hickory smoke , and the jalapeno variety.

Redditors will be pleased to know there is a Bacon-flavored variety as well. I like it also, and the hot'n'spicy Tabasco variety.

I finally found something to put in Mac'n'cheese to give it some flavor.... bits of hickory smoke-flavored SPAM.

I like to make grilled cheese with the pan-fried hickory smoke flavored SPAM and the jalapeno SPAM. I also like those with my eggs,sausage & potatoes breakfast foods.

Note: I cannot stand SPAM fresh from the can.... it needs to be pan-fried.

[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

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liver pudding, gizzards, calf's liver. I love me some iron.

[–]mirandarandaaaa 1 point2 points ago

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cocktail onions? everyone i know thinks they're disgusting but they're sooooooo tasty!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just by themselves? Thats different...

[–]mirandarandaaaa 1 point2 points ago

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...... yes.... now i feel weird ): they're just like pickles people!

[–]ByDarwinsBeard 1 point2 points ago

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the Peanut Butter Bacon Banana Burger. It's just what it says, a burger with peanut butter, bacon, and banana slices on it.

I work overnight at a gas station that also serves pretty decent hot food, and a small selection of fresh produce, most notably bananas. On a slow night, for the hell of it, my co-worker and I made this little concoction and were pretty surprised with the result. The saltiness of the bacon and the sweetness of the banana mixes surprisingly well, and peanut butter is an excellent compliment to beef. Absolutely delicious!

I've yet to get anyone to try it though.

[–]yagi_takeru 1 point2 points ago

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Half mayo, half ketchup. Some garlic and basil.

Best.shit.EVER

[–]chellerator 1 point2 points ago

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Do you ever dip pretzels in sour cream? It's amazing.

[–]Trululuru 1 point2 points ago

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Sour cream is like giving your tastebuds a massage.

Tis the cream of the gods!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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A massage with a happy ending!

[–]emiffer321 1 point2 points ago

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The ginger that comes with sushi, and pickles (not at the same time). My love for pickles has been around since I was a babe...no my name is not Snookie.

[–]Wood-angel 1 point2 points ago

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French toast with rhubarb jam and glass of cold milk. Glorius.

Agro sevilla Black Olives straight out of the jar.

And beeing Icelandic i eat the local ''delicasies'' that includes fermented shark.

[–]dg2010 1 point2 points ago

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Cream cheese on everything!

[–]ThePeji 1 point2 points ago

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Caramalised onion chutney. Mayonnaise on everything.

[–]rachel-lo 1 point2 points ago

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Pickled beets. Nature's candy.

[–]sicobsession 1 point2 points ago

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Vinegar. I drink that shit.

[–]VaginaedMystique 3 points4 points ago

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Kinky sex. And sour cream.

[–]Rated-PG[S] 3 points4 points ago

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This is why I feel at home in the reddit community

[–]crazycatlady25 4 points5 points ago

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I eat tomatoes every goddamn day without a doubt, roasted with oregano, like an apple, covered in dressing, with sour cream, especially with bacon. Tomatoes and I have always been close. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT SOUR CREAM! THAT SHIT IS AN UNDERRATED DELICACY!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sour cream and tomatoes is a magnificent

[–]crazycatlady25 2 points3 points ago

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combination...? ADD CHEESE!

[–]nhvfx 2 points3 points ago

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My dad literally did this as a super bowl food. But he put on French bread. So fucking good.

[–]crazycatlady25 1 point2 points ago

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YES!

[–]Rated-PG[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ok the ultimate- baked potato covered in cheese then add tomato and sour cream. I LIVED off this in college!

[–]crazycatlady25 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! Last night I made baked potatoes to go with my dinner! I boiled them off, I put an "X" in the top, put a spoonful of garlic/ butter/salt/pepper/rosemary on top and wrapped them in foil, put them in the oven on high and blasted them until they had a nice dark skin on them...then I smothered them in sour cream, cheese, spring onions and salad. It was divine, possibly the best kind of potato. My mother lives off this meal, and I mean that literally and she's a skinny bitch!

[–]serfis 1 point2 points ago

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My dad makes this and I love it, diced tomatoes, sour cream, chopped raw onions, salt, and a bit of white vinegar. Fucking awesome.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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anal.

No but seriously...canned mother fuckin' tuna. it's so good, and hello? omega-3s.

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

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And sweet, sweet mercury poisoning.