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I'm moving to the USA from Australia. What are some useful tips I could use, on culture or just changes in general? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 11 months ago by SB-Corey
I'm really quite nervous about moving there, It's on a scholarship and I'm really not sure what to expect. I also live in a very small town of about 6000 here in Australia... so the most obvious change would be scenery, and lots and lots of people.
[–]froderick 804 points805 points806 points 11 months ago*
Try not to use the word "cunt". Although here in Australia it is purely contextual and can be positive or negative, used for a man or woman, in America it has only negative connotations. Many consider it to be the vilest swear word there currently is, that is how visceral a reaction many people seem to have to it. I'd link to the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" clip where Larry David casually uses it and gets his hide tanned for it, but I can't find it at the moment.
[–]kwood09 333 points334 points335 points 11 months ago
This has already been mentioned, but nigger, too. You know how you can judge when you meet someone and figure out whether they're cool to say curse words in front of? Well, when you meet an American and you get comfortable enough to curse in front of them, you can say fuck, shit, asshole, cocksucker, motherfucker, douchebag, pussy, dick, whatever. But you can't say nigger or cunt. I'm not saying that there aren't places where you can say these words in certain company and nobody will be offended. But if you don't know with 100% certainty, don't use cunt and nigger, because they can be instant conversation stoppers.
[–]kpcrat 199 points200 points201 points 11 months ago
Never a good idea to say fag either.
[–]lessthanf0ur 247 points248 points249 points 11 months ago
or nigger faggot
[–]Lazarius 135 points136 points137 points 11 months ago
or nigger faggot's cunt.
[–]Willyjwade 98 points99 points100 points 11 months ago
And never use the sentence "Shut your faggot cunt, nigger." it can be taken as an insult.
[–]bu77munch 119 points120 points121 points 11 months ago
It's alright guys, I'm trying to make it okay here in the U.S. One lady at a time, in as inoffensive a way as possible. Like: "Darla you silly cunt! You forgot your hat!"
[–]red321red321 59 points60 points61 points 11 months ago
larry david inappropriately saying 'cunt' at a party. take notes OP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_7q4hzWFc
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 11 months ago
What a bunch of cunts.
[–]shay_the_funny_whore 46 points47 points48 points 11 months ago
I should move to Australia then, I use that word on a daily basis pretty regularly, mostly when I'm driving to refer to other drivers.
[–]chouffee 83 points84 points85 points 11 months ago*
American woman, here, and I use the word frequently to describe good and bad. Bitch has just lost it's worth about 20 years ago. Now, CUNT, that one leaves the jaws dropped... Every. Single. Time. Can't remember who said it, but my favorite one is "I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth."
And, yes, OP will get mad a LOT of pussy for accent alone.
Edit: mad- meaning tons, as opposed to crazy, which ironically, both work.
[–]notsowittyname 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Female here. Agreed! Some of my friends are horrified by this. Whatevs.
[–]chouffee 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
Ah, fuck those cunts.
[–]theyneversaidwibble 406 points407 points408 points 11 months ago
Drive on the right
[–]red321red321 258 points259 points260 points 11 months ago
walk on the right side of the sidewalk
[–]Snarky75 155 points156 points157 points 11 months ago
I work at a company that employees a LOT of people from the UK. They are always walking on the wrong side of the hall --- pisses me off!
[–]gregtron 751 points752 points753 points 11 months ago*
Shove them.
In America, it's important to show your dominance over immigrants.
[–]Geeky_Frignit 108 points109 points110 points 11 months ago*
In addition, if you're at a red light, it is perfectly legal to turn right on the red light as long as the way is clear unless the light is marked "no right turn on red"
Edit: As is pointed out in several posts below, there are some places where this might not be allowed. For the most part, though, it is allowed.
[–]shnurg 80 points81 points82 points 11 months ago
Except in New York City, where there is no turn on red unless there is a green arrow.
[–]alanthemanofchicago 30 points31 points32 points 11 months ago
seriously? that sucks, man.
[–]bageloid 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Traffic wouldn't flow in the city othetwise.
[–]arcticblue12 344 points345 points346 points 11 months ago*
Rubbers = condoms not erasers Thongs = skimpy underwear not flip flops.
Its funny though if you want to confuse the hell out of people :P.
[–]girlinboots 148 points149 points150 points 11 months ago
If you're moving to Hawaii and say flip flops people will look at you weird. They're slippers there. In other parts of the US slippers are house shoes.
God damn terminology is confusing between regions.
[–]amolad 147 points148 points149 points 11 months ago
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
[–]Ducksaucenem 42 points43 points44 points 11 months ago
STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
[–]HeBoughtALot 278 points279 points280 points 11 months ago
She came over wearing tiny flip flops and brought an eraser. It was a good time.
[–][deleted] 162 points163 points164 points 11 months ago
Fanny = ass, not vagina.
[–]Henital_Gerpies 63 points64 points65 points 11 months ago
Front Fanny = vagina.
[–]mynameisfrank 57 points58 points59 points 11 months ago
However, to complicate things: the morning after pill = eraser.
[–]RamblinWreckGT 52 points53 points54 points 11 months ago
I love the German name for the morning after pill: die antibabypille.
[–]victoriapombeiro 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
Oh my god, that's even better than the German word for diarrhea (flitzkacke). I think it literally means 'lightning poop'
[–]skarface6 20 points21 points22 points 11 months ago
"Rooting for a team" just means cheering for them.
[–]MeloJelo 37 points38 points39 points 11 months ago
Also, the phrase "knock you up" means "impregnate you." I know English people use "knock you up" as in, "wake you up," I'm not sure if Australians do the same.
[–]adamshute 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
I've never heard that in England before, only ever referring to pregnancy.
[–]ReinNacht 155 points156 points157 points 11 months ago
Your chances of dying from bugs or wildlife are much slimmer. Spiders, for instance, are rarely bigger than one's palm.
[–]prosperitea 175 points176 points177 points 11 months ago
American here, near NYC to be exact, and if I saw a spider anywhere near the size of my palm I'd probably die.
[–]hollish 178 points179 points180 points 11 months ago
it wouldn't even have to bite me. I would just fall over dead.
[–]omg_cornfields 83 points84 points85 points 11 months ago
Ah, the ever elusive Arachnis Medusa
[–]Windyvale 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
You know we have one of the worlds deadliest spiders as a common household pest in the US...right?
[–]dissapointedorikface 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
Ugh, I hate Brown recluses.
[–]Bmandoh 246 points247 points248 points 11 months ago
peanut butter and jelly is a thing here
[–]angrystormtrooper 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
Peanut butter and jelly seems really weird to us Europeans because this is what we call jelly. For comparsion, this is what Americans call jelly.
[–]Bmandoh 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
ah, i see, we call that jello vs. jelly, and that picture is in fact jam, which is similar but still different than jelly
[–][deleted] 61 points62 points63 points 11 months ago
Jelly = no fruit bits, jam = mashed up fruit bits, preserves = whole fruit or big chunks. At least where I live (Southeast USA)
[–]katedid 30 points31 points32 points 11 months ago
Your second picture is jam or possibly preserves. Jam has the little fruit bits all crushed up (and we still use it on pb and j sandwiches). Jelly is smooth, in that it has no seeds or fruity bits, because it is made with the fruit juice. Preserves have lots of big fruit lumps in a jam or syrup (we also use this on pb and j sandwiches).
We call what is in your first picture "Jello." Mainly because that is the name brand that makes it.
[–]qetuop 170 points171 points172 points 11 months ago
And it is delicious.
[–]skarface6 19 points20 points21 points 11 months ago
Also, we like pumpkin pie and root beer.
[–]ski_king3 535 points536 points537 points 11 months ago
May not be helpful in terms of culture, but squirrels. Every Australian I've ever known to come to the US was scared shitless by squirrels. They're like your kangaroos, but way less awesome.
[–]BlueVengeance 594 points595 points596 points 11 months ago
Let me get this straight: They hail from a land where everything can murder you 10 times over, but are terrified of squirrels?
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[–]chouffee 450 points451 points452 points 11 months ago
The ghetto squirrels in Philly literally stare you down while simultaneously pissing on your trashcan, after stealing food from it. I wish I were kidding, but they actually come at you...
[–]redundantlemur 74 points75 points76 points 11 months ago
This is the best thing i've seen on reddit all year. Been to philly twice and I fucking hate those things.
[–]chouffee 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
I have a repeat offender that scurries up my wall and yells at me in squirrel ebonics when I shoo him. He's not afraid.
Also, I have a repeat offender that tries EVERY FUCKING YEAR to get in to my bedroom window via air conditioning window unit accordion sides. They're the spawn of the devil, I says. The Devil!
[–]Ratotosk 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
I can confirm this. I can usually get within a few feet of them and have to feign a violent move for them to even consider moving away.
[–][deleted] 63 points64 points65 points 11 months ago
they may steal your food though.
[–]excommunicated 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
They come from a land where everything wants to murder them... and squirrels are fast little bastards. Of course they're upsetting until you realize they're actually not out to kill you.
[–]CellistMakar 19 points20 points21 points 11 months ago*
In Australia, we don't have rabies. It doesn't exist here. I went to America and everyone kept telling me not to touch animals, even possums or squirrels, because they could be rabid and give you an incurable and fatal illness. Australia may have spiders and snakes, but at least you know where you stand! In America it can be the cute and cuddly things that get you.
(I fed about $30 of trail mix to squirrels over the course of my stay anyway, fuck the police)
I also really wanted to see a bear, after that episode of the Simpsons where a bear invades the town, but alas, Washington DC was completely devoid of roaming grizzlies. I did see some huge pretzels though so that was exciting
[–]mynameisfrank 240 points241 points242 points 11 months ago
YES! I was in Michigan (though I'm from Texas) with some Aussies and Kiwis who were visiting and when they saw the big red squirrels that are common in Michigan they FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. I was like, "What's the big deal?" And they were all like, "THERE'S HUNDREDS OF GIANT FUCKING RATS RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE!"
[–]d0nu7 138 points139 points140 points 11 months ago
"THERE'S HUNDREDS OF GIANT FUCKING RATS RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE!"
I would pay good money to hear this in an Australian accent.
[–]jeeebus 129 points130 points131 points 11 months ago*
THERES 'UNDREDS 'A GIYANT FOOKIN RATS ROONIN AROUND E'RYWHERE MATE!
edit now that I reread that it sounds more brit than aussie
[–]PlausibleExplanation 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
The accents are often confused, thus Aussies add "mate" to the end of their sentences, avoiding any confusion.
[–]TheLoraxian 69 points70 points71 points 11 months ago
Point of information: squirrels, on the average, are much much smaller than an adult kangaroo.
[–]fobbymaster 72 points73 points74 points 11 months ago
Except possibly in Michigan. The squirrels there are freaking huge.
[–]Quanto21 28 points29 points30 points 11 months ago
Also from Michigan I can confirm this, invest in a cat normally helps.
[–]raddat 65 points66 points67 points 11 months ago
"...was scared shitless by squirrels. They're like your kangaroos..." You realize kangaroos are really, really dangerous right? So trying to liken squirrels to kangaroos doesn't help!
Edit: their hind legs are powerful beyond belief and those alone could kill a man, but the hind legs also have velociraptor-style claws which can tear you in half (well, open up your gut at least)
[–]Respondor 53 points54 points55 points 11 months ago
Oh.. well with that edit I feel bad for laughing at this GIF.
[–]ZeroNihilist 40 points41 points42 points 11 months ago
In that video the kangaroo isn't trying to eviscerate the kid. Also it's pretty tiny. Large kangaroos are often taller than a human adult, and will chase you for a kilometre or more if you get into their territory. Eastern greys are typically 66 kg (145 pounds), and red kangaroos usually 85 kg (187 pounds). The red kangaroo gets up to 135 kg (297 pounds).
Basically, an adult male kangaroo will fuck you up. In case it needs to be said, do not approach a large male. Do not feed any kangaroos, and certainly do not attempt to touch their young. See your kangaroos from afar or at the zoo.
[–]arcticblue12 91 points92 points93 points 11 months ago
I find that adorably hilarious
[–]dr_doomtron 131 points132 points133 points 11 months ago
Not dangerous my ass
[–]Manler 1409 points1410 points1411 points 11 months ago
Stock up on condoms because you are about to pull so much pussy/dick on accent alone.
[–][deleted] 657 points658 points659 points 11 months ago
As an Australian male I think this is the best viral tourism campaign the US has ever run
[–]kwood09 404 points405 points406 points 11 months ago
It is actually true. Pretty much any English, Welsh, or Irish accent is an instant pussy magnet for American women. (Sorry, Scots.) Australians doubly so. Same with French, Spanish and Italian.
[–]themanfrommars101 294 points295 points296 points 11 months ago
No need to apologize to the Scots. They have Sean Connery.
[–]apextek 181 points182 points183 points 11 months ago
and Ewan McGregor
[–][deleted] 166 points167 points168 points 11 months ago
One can not forget David Tennant
[–]UristMcStephenfire 40 points41 points42 points 11 months ago
On the theme of Doctor Who, Karen Gillan! Although, she's not a man.
[–]iamAgooner 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
She would still pull so much pussy.
[–]OrinMacGregor 65 points66 points67 points 11 months ago
Hmm? Thought I heard my name. I'll just see myself out.
[–]popty_ping 66 points67 points68 points 11 months ago*
That's good to hear, however, I expect by the time us Welsh establish where Wales actually is, the moment will have passed.
[–][deleted] 121 points122 points123 points 11 months ago
Wait, what? Hearing a Scottish accent gives me an instant ladyboner!
[–]touchpadonbackon 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
Well I think the point is to stop it from becoming viral...
[–]themanfrommars101 136 points137 points138 points 11 months ago
I was in a bar in NYC last week and the Australians were dominating the bar. The chicks were all over them. They were very nice so there weren't any hard feelings. One of them told us that if we went to the land down under the chicks would be all over the Americans. I think I need to go the Oz.
[–]ZeroNihilist 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
Keep in mind that Australians are exposed to plenty of US media and so the accent doesn't seem "foreign" to us. You may have better luck if you have a regional accent that is more uncommon in films (though I've no idea what that would be).
[–]Dip_the_Dog 114 points115 points116 points 11 months ago
Well that was polite of him, but I'm sorry to say it's bullshit.
[–][deleted] 99 points100 points101 points 11 months ago
As in American who used to live in Perth, I'm sorry but you are wrong. Sheilas be all over my southern drawl.
[–]themanfrommars101 31 points32 points33 points 11 months ago
He also said "The chicks in Melbourne are hotta than the chicks in Sydney."
Is that bullshit too?
[–]halfbeak 12 points13 points14 points 11 months ago
Any time someone from Melbourne starts comparing it to Sydney, just stop listening.
[–]Stembio 172 points173 points174 points 11 months ago
I'm not saying I've made out with someone just because they had an Australian accent, but...
I've totally made out with someone just because they had an Australian accent. Budget for condoms, you will need them.
[–]babaladonk 85 points86 points87 points 11 months ago
mushy, daydreaming fabulous bastard!
and this is how you are now tagged.
[–]rnjbond 60 points61 points62 points 11 months ago
I wish our American accents worked that way abroad :(
[–]ncompetentconsultant 94 points95 points96 points 11 months ago
As a former Australian foreign exchange student and backpacker through Europe, I can personally confirm it does work that way abroad.
[–]machzel08 59 points60 points61 points 11 months ago
Really?
/books tickets
[–]VictoryVino 94 points95 points96 points 11 months ago
There is no ready supply of Doner Kebab in most places. Good luck.
[–]ImAmazing 47 points48 points49 points 11 months ago
Ahh, but you can get Greek gyros, which are essentially the same thing, except with delicious tzatziki sauce instead of garlic sauce.
[–]Wholesaletrash 942 points943 points944 points 11 months ago
Don't call black people niggers.
[–]w1ngm4n 229 points230 points231 points 11 months ago
Also no one calls McDonald's Mackers (two Australian guys called it this) also Weed whackers are not called whipper snippers.
[–]spazerson 380 points381 points382 points 11 months ago*
Calling weed whackers whipper snippers from now on
[–]Nachington 92 points93 points94 points 11 months ago
As an Australian, I've never heard the term "weed whacker"
[–]nervrom 26 points27 points28 points 11 months ago
As a Canadian, I've heard 'weed wacker" and "whipper snipper" used interchangeably.
[–][deleted] 312 points313 points314 points 11 months ago
Also Rooty Tooty Point N' Shooties are called 'guns'.
Weird, I know.
[–]NotMrDrake 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
The slang in Australia is spelt 'Maccas'. Very interesting how you don't do that over there.
[–]Samshimi 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Maccas run!
[–]cosmicrocker 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
W-wait... people DON'T do this?! I've been whipper-snipping all my life.
[–]TheLoraxian 111 points112 points113 points 11 months ago
If anyone ever needs to prove that reddit is not racist, I shall forever point them to this sound piece of advice.
[–]Wholesaletrash 37 points38 points39 points 11 months ago
I could be wrong but I thought that was another taboo like cunt that is used a lot down under.
[–]Pickleduck 21 points22 points23 points 11 months ago
cunt that is... down under
[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 413 points414 points415 points 11 months ago
This is just generally good life advice.
[–]kalarax 568 points569 points570 points 11 months ago*
Gday mate, fellow Aussie here who moved to the us at the end of last year. Im assuming you are in college based off the scholarship thing so ill tell you what I can since we are the same age range.
Firstly, you will be asked a fuckton of stupid and repetitve questions about Australia and your accent. You will run into people who will want to hang around you purely for your accent. Be warned. Chicks love it though!
A few words are different. Call a bin a trash can and soft drink is a soda or pop (depending on where you are living). Cheers does not mean thank you here, it means celebrate. I got weird looks for a while. Most importantly, capsicum = bell peppers/peppers. You will literally get 'what the fuck are capsicum?' if you try asking for it. (thanks NoesHowe2Spel for this)
Different places will have different lingo. I live in sf so I constantly hear hella this and hella that. It gets old fast.
I almost forgot, thongs are not those things on your feet. Those are called flipflops here. Don't go asking for thongs because people will think you are looking for g-strings, bloody oath, that could be super awkward.
You won't be able to buy booze here mate, 21 is the age. Unless you are 21, then ignore this part. If your at college i doubt that would be an issue anyway.
Welcome to the greatest variety of food at the cheapest prices you'll ever see. Non of that wheatbix anymore, you'll have 2 full isles of cereal.
I gotta jump off my train now so hopefully others can pitch in but a final word of advice. You will not be prepared for the black population, especially if its the ghetto type. This again depends on where you are moving too.
Have fun, you're going to fucking love it here mate.
Edit: not a racist, living in a tiny Aussie town you will not have encountered much of the black population.
[–]mynameisfrank 294 points295 points296 points 11 months ago
"Cheers does not mean thank you here, it means celebrate. I got weird looks for a while."
But say it anyway. Chicks will like it, trust me.
[–]kimchipie 18 points19 points20 points 11 months ago
Seriously. Think the inn door in LOTR: Fellowship. Aussie/UK accent opens the peephole. Saying cheers: You spend the night. ;)
[–]Eudaimonics 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
Actually it really depends on where you are in the US, for the word "soft drink."
Either its soda, pop, or coke(yes even for other beverages that are not actually coke).
Handy Map. Use wisely.
[–]qetuop 257 points258 points259 points 11 months ago
Replying because this guy actually has good advice. I'm American, but have met several Australians while traveling, so here's what I can provide:
Americans generally don't kiss people on the cheek, other than our grandmothers. I realize this is a friendly way of saying hello/goodbye, but it's kinda weird for us. Hugs are ok if you're friends, kinda weird if you just met the person.
Food and clothes (and land) are RIDICULOUSLY underpriced here. Seriously, stock up. On the other hand, Nutella is ridiculously overpriced. It's available, but far more expensive than you'd expect.
Americans generally don't drink nearly as much as Australians, but you're in college, so the levels should be about equal. Avoid shitty American beers like Pabst or Natural Light.
This has been touched upon, but you probably will see a ton more black people than you're used to. Don't freak out, they're people too. Just don't say nigger and you'll be ok.
American chips = crisps. At sandwich shops, they'll come in prepackaged bags. Australian chips = french fries. If these come in a prepackaged bag, run far far away.
We have insane amounts of TV channels (average cable package is around 200 channels). You could flip channels to your heart's desire. Be warned- a lot of it is what is considered to be shit TV, so be ready for that.
You will get a ton of questions about what Australians think about America, as well as if Australians ride kangaroos to school or are all criminals. I'm sorry, we are not an educated country when it comes to global issues.
Politicians are crooked here too, but you already knew that. People generally aren't really educated either way, but everyone can get feisty about their politics.
As everyone else has already said, it really depends on where you're moving to in the US. It's a huge country, with lots of different cultures and areas. Good luck, and welcome!
[–]dogsarefun 215 points216 points217 points 11 months ago
make sure you stock up on land.
[–]apackofmonkeys 164 points165 points166 points 11 months ago
Just don't say nigger and you'll be ok.
Can't stress this enough: even if you hear black people calling themselves that, and eventually you will, you are not allowed to say it yourself.
[–]itstheriz 101 points102 points103 points 11 months ago
Whoa whoa, PBR TASTES LIKE AMERICA!
[–]SighJayAtWork 52 points53 points54 points 11 months ago
It can't be that bad if it won a blue ribbon, right?
[–]MeloJelo 74 points75 points76 points 11 months ago
Call a bin a trash can and soft drink is a soda.
You can call a trash can a trash bin, and people will understand and probably not bat an eye.
"Soda" is a bit trickier. Most people would understand "soft drink," though it's more a corporate term than a colloquial term (i.e., free soft drink with a purchase of more than $10!). Most people throughout the country will understand "soda," but in the Midwest and a few other places, it's often refered to as "pop." In Texas, it's called "coke," regardless of if it's Coca-cola brand.
[–]pyroman136 80 points81 points82 points 11 months ago
I feel like there should be a whole post about how to adapt to moving to Texas. It's a weird and wonderful place, but kinda misunderstood.
[–]bobadobalina 58 points59 points60 points 11 months ago
I feel like there should be a whole post about how to adapt to moving to Texas
what's so hard about that?
get in a van with 57 other people, sneak across the border, don't get caught and you're in
[–]FLEABttn 20 points21 points22 points 11 months ago*
Non of that wheatbix anymore, you'll have 2 full isles of cereal.
We still have it if eating ground up corrugated cardboard is your thing. But we have so many others, your mouth will have a party every morning and everyone will be invited.
[–]Piercerejr 250 points251 points252 points 11 months ago
Watch Crocodile Dundee. Should answer any questions.
[–]The_Kenosha_Kid 162 points163 points164 points 11 months ago
My favorite documentary right there
[–]tralfamadorians 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
THIS is a knife
[–]CassandraVindicated 8 points9 points10 points 11 months ago
Do not bring your knife on the plane. In the US, they are called swords and they aren't allowed on planes.
Knifey spoony is not a game that we play here.
[–]themooseiscool 30 points31 points32 points 11 months ago
We do have plenty of chaszzwozzers though. Especially in the summer.
[–]kidweapon 162 points163 points164 points 11 months ago
As an Australian who went on holidays to America last year the whole concept of tipping really frustrated me and it would be handy for you to get an idea of it now before heading in. I was told that a standard tip would be 2x tax but you'll need an American to clarify that. Also, their tax isn't apart of the marketed price. Unlike GST being apart of the ticketed price here you'll need to take into consideration that you'll be adding the state tax for an item. So that means when you dine out at a resturant you'll be effectively paying 30% extra than what you see on the menu.
[–]sillyhatday 93 points94 points95 points 11 months ago
Teachable moment. If you tell an American that you're "going on holiday" they will be puzzled. In America christmas, thanksgiving, 4th of july = holiday. What you're talking about is, to an American, called "vacation."
[–]kidweapon 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
I know what you mean. When I was talking to a bunch of people over in the States they kept looking at me funny when I said "holiday" and had to clarify that I meant vacation.
I just used the term holiday because I knew he was an Aussie.
[–]Stembio 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
Yeah, be careful with the 2X tax trick. For example, Hawaii has ~4% tax, and that would make you a shitty tipper. It only works if the sales tax is over 7.5% in whatever state you're in. Safer to just tip 15%, which is standard.
[–]SkippyRodriguez 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Some states don't tax food, so that's another one to be careful of.
[–]biscuitworld 130 points131 points132 points 11 months ago
Don't even regard state tax as any kind of metric for tipping. Basic rules:
[–]u801e 40 points41 points42 points 11 months ago
Why would you even consider the post tax rather than pre tax total? Some states, like Virginia, have ridiculous tax rates for restaurants (12% or more). I always calculate the tip based on the pre-tax amount (20% if the service is good).
[–]SkippyRodriguez 323 points324 points325 points 11 months ago
Where in the US? That's kind like me going "I'm moving to Europe, what should I know?" It's a huge place, what's acceptable in New York may not be acceptable in Cleveland.
[–]nonnativetexan 611 points612 points613 points 11 months ago
What's acceptable in Cleveland may not be acceptable anywhere else in this country.
[–]fobbymaster 354 points355 points356 points 11 months ago
Except hating LeBron. This seems to be a universal sentiment.
[–]thestonecoldnuts 143 points144 points145 points 11 months ago
I don't like Lebanon, Ohio because it sounds too much like LeBron.
[–]buttonforest 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
Why am I laughing so hard at this?
[–]TheCaptain81 33 points34 points35 points 11 months ago
As a Clevelander, I can confirm this.
[–]PreHeated 45 points46 points47 points 11 months ago
If you're moving to coastal Texas, don't change a thing. You will be just fine.
[–]TTTA 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
Coastal Texan here. Our spiders and lizards are a little smaller, and the jellyfish can't kill you. Just make sure you call barbecues by their full name. Barbies are plastic dolls for little girls.
[–]mynameisfrank 28 points29 points30 points 11 months ago
Texan checking in. This is absolutely true.
[–]CargoCulture 283 points284 points285 points 11 months ago*
(Aussie ex-pat here; in US since '04)
tl;dr: America and Americans are awesome, except for the doucherockets. You'll pull lots of tail, and you won't want to go back home because America is a fucking amazing place and does a great job of highlighting Australia's (significant) flaws.
You'll learn pretty rapidly that the reputation that Americans have in Australia for being loud, arrogant, ignorant, rude fuckbags is true, but for a very, very small portion of the population. In my experience, Americans are the nicest people I've ever met. Think about it this way: loud = assertive. Arrogant = confident. Ignorant = (well, no excuse for that one).
You will experience things that will blow your mind. Supermarkets have entire aisles for things that normally would only be a small section in Australia (soft drinks/soda, cereal, chips, etc). There are hundreds of channels on TV. Everything is current (ie, doesn't have the three-month cultural lag that Australia experiences). You'll feel much more connected in terms of the culture that the US exports (and you'll experience so much more of it.)
If you stay here after your scholarship is up (and trust me, it'll be very hard to go back to Australia -- I haven't) and you don't stay in touch with other Aussies, you'll lose your accent. My Australian family thinks I sound American, while my co-workers don't realize I'm Australian).
If you like Vegemite and Aussie lollies/candy, they are fuck-hard to find here. Insanely expensive. Don't drink shit beer like Pabst, Budweiser, Coors, or any of that swill. America is home to the microbrewing revolution. Make good use of it.
You will get so many questions about whether you ride kangaroos to school you will want to punch someone. Also, you'll be asked if your family are all criminals, and you will be asked to "say something Australian" about once a day. You'll also hear things like "a dingo ate my baby" and "is Australia like Crocodile Dundee" or "so you knew Steve Irwin, right?" all the freaking time.
You'll learn to understand and love American football, ice hockey, and baseball (basketball, not so much unless you liked it in Australia). I've found the biggest fans of American sports are the ones introduced to them as adults.
You'll also realize how casually racist Australia is (especially rural Australia, where I imagine you're from and where I'm from also). I didn't notice until my (American) wife pointed it out to me. You'll also see how Americans work like fucking dogs compared to Aussies. There's so much more, but that's the short version.
And as people have said, condoms. You'll need 'em.
[–]apistat 185 points186 points187 points 11 months ago
In America we put TL;DRs at the bottom.
[–]TheExtremistModerate 112 points113 points114 points 11 months ago
This just proves that everything is upside-down in Australia.
[–]jamesey10 937 points938 points939 points 11 months ago
Here in the USA, Tuesday's are genital inspection days. Just so you don't delay the process and piss off all your neighbors, promptly appear at your front door at 8:00am with your genitals out. This will allow the inspectors to do their inspecting quickly, and move on. Sometimes they run a little late, so just wait in the inspection position until they arrive.
You don't want to know what the penalty is for missing this.
[–]biscuitworld 543 points544 points545 points 11 months ago
Ugh, Tuesdays are the worst.
[–]Aww_Shucks 156 points157 points158 points 11 months ago
I was 4 seconds, 4 SECONDS, from missing the inspection.
[–]Joeliosis 25 points26 points27 points 11 months ago
So did they really tie a rubber band around them, or is that just more lefty bullshit?
[–]Zazzerpan 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
It's a three strike policy. First time is only a verbal warning.
[–]masterin123 187 points188 points189 points 11 months ago
He's lucky it's summer so the genital inspectors' hands aren't freezing cold.
[–]GoldenFalcon 108 points109 points110 points 11 months ago
What? This doesn't sound right. Mine always dip their hands in buckets of ice. I thought this was normal.
[–]mgr86 70 points71 points72 points 11 months ago
both of you are wrong. The proper way is to flame sterilize your hands first. Historically they used to do the gentials, but it makes more sense to douse the inspector in flames. The smell of burnt pubic hair was not only causing a nasty smell it was also producing nasty acid rain from us Americans poor diets.
Interesting Factoid, this is why women shave their 'cunt' bald. To historically protect them from the 'Tuesday Twat Torture' or TTT. It was pronounced quickly and almost sounds like Tit.
this whole discussion really needs to be upvoted more.
[–]fuckbitchesgetmoney1 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
I thought the ice sterilized their hands.
[–]jamesey10 43 points44 points45 points 11 months ago
sounds like someone doesn't do well in the inspection
[–]lnfam0u5 72 points73 points74 points 11 months ago
Over here it's Thursday's. And if you are not home on genitals inspection day be sure to take a picture and leave in front door
[–][deleted] 66 points67 points68 points 11 months ago
I think you're referring to Rectal Thursday.
[–]kimchipie 20 points21 points22 points 11 months ago
Just so you don't piss any inspectors off, you may as well do it both days. To be safe.
[–]kosif 44 points45 points46 points 11 months ago
In my old neighborhood our inspection days were held at the highschool.
[–]wankers_remorse 51 points52 points53 points 11 months ago
I always got my inspections done at church
[–]SpacePineapple 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
Guys, don't joke about this. If he misses an inspection day because he thought it was a joke he could be deported.
[–]shlomo_baggins 31 points32 points33 points 11 months ago
i remember I accidentally slept in on a tuesday last month. My room mate thought it would be funny to let the inspectors in. Joke was on me i got my yearly backside inspection early since I sleep in the nude.
[–]Pickleduck 11 points12 points13 points 11 months ago
I find Tuesday isn't as bad as Colorectal Sunday.
[–]wonkizzle 112 points113 points114 points 11 months ago
Prepare yourself for a bunch of elbow nudged "Shrimp on the barbie" comments. We Americans cant seem to resist. I blame Jim Carrey.
[–]HeBoughtALot 80 points81 points82 points 11 months ago
Yup. Most all we know about your culture comes from Outback Steakhouse and Crocodile Dundee movies.
[–]Geeky_Frignit 32 points33 points34 points 11 months ago
Ahem, that's only if they from Austria.
[–][deleted] 156 points157 points158 points 11 months ago
Many of us actually believe "Fosters is Australian for beer." The rest of us are very sorry.
[–]The_Kenosha_Kid 90 points91 points92 points 11 months ago*
The difference between states/regions in the US is very different. It's much much easier to talk about the culture of, say, the Pacific Northwest vs. "The Bible Belt" vs. New England for example. So like everyone else is saying it matters a ton where in the US you're moving to.
But one general feature of US culture seems to be the obsession with "what do they think about America?" Be prepared for a lot of questions about that.
Oh, and if you're a guy the girls should love you. Everyone here seems to love accents and it's pretty much agreed that Australia has one of the coolest.
[–]John_Walker 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
Pro tip: If you come across Samuel L. Jackson you have to try to get him to say motherfucker.
[–]extant1 22 points23 points24 points 11 months ago
Just put the knife down and everything will be ok, nothings trying to kill you now.
[–]DingoScallion 65 points66 points67 points 11 months ago*
Start liking burritos. Love them.
Edit- Also get some endurance. Chester French taught me that.
[–]Gyvon 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
Start liking burritos.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
[–]ronearc 119 points120 points121 points 11 months ago
Really hard to answer this without knowing where you're moving too in the USA. The cultures vary considerably from one place to another.
[–]ChrisF79 124 points125 points126 points 11 months ago
Also, use the correct form of "to" when you're in the United States.
[–]ronearc 137 points138 points139 points 11 months ago
Good call out. I sent you Reddit Gold.
Thanks!
[–]rnjbond 40 points41 points42 points 11 months ago
Well that was unexpectedly nice!
[–]FinanceITGuy 72 points73 points74 points 11 months ago
Good guy/gal ronearc: gets grammar-checked, gives gold.
[–]raziphel 211 points212 points213 points 11 months ago*
edited for semantics and clarity.
[–]PlRATEBAY 61 points62 points63 points 11 months ago
Most houses have guns. If you make friends with gun owners, they'll likely take you to the range to shoot them. You should do this.
To shoot them? ಠ_ಠ
[–]Eudaimonics 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
There's religion everywhere.
there is...but how fervent people are about religion varies greatly state by state.
You might be asked about what church you belong in the South, but in the North you might struggle to find anyone that actually goes to church regularly.
[–]crimsonandred88 120 points121 points122 points 11 months ago
Don't fly Oceanic airlines. You could end up crashing 1000 miles off course on an island where freaky shit happens. The story will be good for the first few years, but after that...man.
[–]Mick_Paulcartney 472 points473 points474 points 11 months ago
Because crime is so bad, you will be raped and murdered repeatedly by morbidly obese creationists while they shoot guns and fail to find America on a map. Afterwards, they will give you a Fosters because you are Australian. That will be the worst part.
[–]ENovi 76 points77 points78 points 11 months ago
As a morbidly obese creationist who rapes, murders, shoots guns, and cannot locate America on a map, I can confirm.
[–]jessajuhanabi 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
Hi! I did the opposite about four years ago so hopefully I can point out some differences I noticed.
I guess the main thing is the price differences. People have mainly covered the tax thing in the comments but most fail to mention the actual prices of things. Compared to here, things are so fucking cheap. I actually still buy most of my clothing from the US, as its cheaper to buy and ship it than just buy it here. Yes, minimum wage is lower because of it, and if you get a waitressing job, be prepared to be paid mostly in tips.
I can't answer much about the weather as I don't know which part of AUS/USA you're moving from/to. I moved from Michigan to Melbourne and as far as weather goes, it's actually pretty similar. Winter is a lot more mild here, but the weather is just as unpredictable. If you want to PM me where you're going I can try to explain more about the region.
Again, I can't say much without knowing where you're going but I don't think you're in for a huge city shock unless you go to somewhere large like NY or Chicago. Most cities still aren't as big as melbourne, or the ones you would see in Europe. Even Detroit is tiny compared to Melbourne or Sydney.
Also, don't expect a lot of people to know your accent from English accents. A lot of Americans are REALLY bad at that for some reason.
Good luck and if you have any other questions, feel free to PM me. :)
Edit: Americans also tend to be a lot more conservative in public. For example, a recent Lynx "Wash your balls" commercial would be met with a lot more resistance when shown in America. We were very shocked when we saw penises on television not blurred out for the first time. :P So I guess just expect more censorship on the radio/tv as well!
[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 185 points186 points187 points 11 months ago
Talk to any woman you want. Your accent is a panty-dropper.
[–]red321red321 125 points126 points127 points 11 months ago
'that's a lovely accent you have? new jersey?'
'austria...'
'austria? ha, well then...g'day mate! let's put another shrimp on the barbie!'
'let's not'
[–]stylinghead 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
we all wear hawaiian shirts and drink kool aid. all the time.
[–]Rocky7072 27 points28 points29 points 11 months ago
Use the term, "fair shake of the ol' sauce bottle"
[–]RichRedundantRich 48 points49 points50 points 11 months ago
If you ever start missing home, go to Outback Steakhouse for authentic Australian cuisine.
[–]B2Dirty 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Learn to punt and join an America Football team. That is, of course, if you played footy back home. You will be a great place kicker.
[–]WorstAnswerPossible 352 points353 points354 points 11 months ago
Americans enjoy constructive criticism about their politics/customs.
[–]PastorOfMuppets94 188 points189 points190 points 11 months ago
Don't forget religion.
[–]fuckbitchesgetmoney1 76 points77 points78 points 11 months ago
Please find a redneck and complain about the lack of gun control laws.
[–]bobconsole 40 points41 points42 points 11 months ago*
Fellow Australian with US experience. Tipping sucks but deal with it. The service in the US is much better than Oz. It is easy to find yourself in a place where it is hard to get (by Oz standards) good food. Hard to find real fresh food that you're probably used to. And smuggle lots of vegemite in the plastic tubes. Americans are great party goers. Learn from them. The Australian accent is indeed a wonderful social tool to wield. Things are cheaper in general in the US. Americans are much more polite in public than you're used to. They also get offended easily by the Australian humour. In Australia we don't have political correctness issues with fried chicken. It is hard to watch AFL. The coffee in much of the US is ordinary by Oz standards.
Oh yeah, religion in the US is way way bigger than home. Strangers would come up to me (Especially in New Orleans and in Florida, not so much Chicago or San Francisco for me) and start talking about Jesus! There are even religious TV shows shown here!
[–]MellowCarp 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Aussies do very well here throughout the states in general. Just take it slow and have a good time.
[–]BumptiousQ 29 points30 points31 points 11 months ago
Throw all your slang out. And a jumper is called a hoodie.
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