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Non-American Redditors, what one thing about American culture would you like to have explained to you? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 11 months ago by Shandrith
[–]02browns 190 points191 points192 points 11 months ago
In America, are college and university the same thing? Or if they are different do they carry the same level of qualifications when completing?
[–]littlemissbagel 959 points960 points961 points 11 months ago
I worked in Las Vegas and LA for some time, and I found that when ever I said "thank you" to someone, they would usually respond with "mhm" instead of "you're welcome". Is this a general thing in the US?
[–]neophytegod 657 points658 points659 points 11 months ago
mhm....
also yep is acceptable
[–]EthanStrong 589 points590 points591 points 11 months ago
I usually say "No prob"
[–]KDirty 293 points294 points295 points 11 months ago
or "sure."
[–]PlatinumToasterRape 1417 points1418 points1419 points 11 months ago
"You're Welcome" has become antiquated and formal in America. It is still relevant, but someone who is trying or is on a much more casual or informal level will typically say "Sure thing" or some other affirmation like you exhibited.
If you think about it, it makes a lot more sense because you essentially brush off the thanks and imply that there should be no question that you would do whatever it is you did for this person - it really comes down to offbeat friendliness. "Take your thank you and shove it in your hat, I was happy to do it!"
Americans will say things like this. Very ironic showings of thanks and emotion. It is interesting to be a part of.
[–]katielady125 263 points264 points265 points 11 months ago
The only thing I would add to this explanation is the need to change up the monotony. I work in customer service and I have to respond to at least 500 "thank you's" a day. Saying "Your'e welcome" over and over sounds as boring and insincere as talking about the weather. I try to change it up and make it more personal. "Sure, no problem." "You bet!" "Any time!" Things like that. Just to imply that I give a crap about what I'm doing.
[–]Grimmz 189 points190 points191 points 11 months ago
You nailed it!
[–]RupeThereItIs 924 points925 points926 points 11 months ago
There are a few different variations on this.
"mhm"
"no problem"
"any time"
etc, they all generally mean "your welcome"
[–]HandyCore 261 points262 points263 points 11 months ago
"sure thing"
"no, thank you"
"yep"
"just please don't kill me"
[–]greekish 1094 points1095 points1096 points 11 months ago
It's a regional thing. I was born in Ohio, and you would most definitely get a "You're welcome".
Now I live in Florida, so they will probably just strip naked and eat off your face.
[–]jderm1 228 points229 points230 points 11 months ago
Do American roads have roundabouts? (If not, google them) I remember in a Simpsons episode Homer doesn't know what to do when he sees one in England. What do you have instead and why?
[–]mediumedium 287 points288 points289 points 11 months ago
yeah, they are getting more popular actually
[–]GunnerMcGrath 38 points39 points40 points 11 months ago
I only know of one within many miles of me and since they are not common they can be dangerous because people don't really know how to use them properly.
We have intersections, which are simply + shaped. At most intersections where there is not much traffic, there is usually just a Stop sign facing north and south or east and west, which allows traffic to flow freely in one direction while forcing the other direction to wait until there is space for them to cross. In more busy areas there are traffic lights, which serve a similar purpose except that they alternate so that one road's traffic can go for a minute or so, and then they have to stop and let the other way go. They often also have lanes specifically for turning, and sometimes the lights designate when it is permissible to turn.
I couldn't say why we have one system instead of another, but having been in countries where both were the primary method of traffic control, I don't see one being particularly more useful than another.
[–]WoolaDizary 540 points541 points542 points 11 months ago
As an Australian, what is Outback Steakhouse like?
[–]RockKiller 416 points417 points418 points 11 months ago
It's not bad. Think of whatever chain restaurant you guys have that runs about 15-25 dollars a plate. They also have a bloomin onion. It's just a large onion cut to look like an opening flower, battered then fried and served with a delicious dip. It's really the only reason to go there.
[–]Unloyal_Henchman 1285 points1286 points1287 points 11 months ago
Is high school really as cliché filled as you see it on TV?
[–]mrchives47 1714 points1715 points1716 points 11 months ago
Depends on the high school. From my experience, there did exist the social cliques, but they weren't nearly as exclusive. For the most part, athletes hung out with athletes, nerds with nerds, metalheads with metalheads, etc. But one could easily go up and talk to any member of any group without too much fear of social stigma.
[–]Kiristo 764 points765 points766 points 11 months ago
I played sports, and had good grades. I hung out with jocks, nerds, potheads, pretty much anyone, and no one seemed to give a shit. Maybe in bigger schools (120 ppl in my class) they are more divided just because anywhere you'd rather hang out with ppl who like the same things that you do... But that's cliques, not even sure what clichés other than cliques you would be referring to.
[–]Unit4 502 points503 points504 points 11 months ago
I went to a slightly larger school (class of about 1,200 I think, it has been so long now) and it was the same for me. I was a pretty nerdy guy, hung out with a bunch of nerds but we were also mixed with the emoes and metalheads most of the time. Even the jocks were pretty ok most of the time. We still had the cliques, but most people were willing to welcome the newcomers and weirdos.
As far as other clichés, I was the wimpy nerd and never got bullied or shoved in a locker. There were the typical jocks, but most of them were actually fairly nice people. I'm sure my experience would have been different if I were a girl, however, I heard the drama got pretty bad.
[–]Fruglemonkey 658 points659 points660 points 11 months ago
Ten times larger is not 'slightly larger' ಠ_ಠ
[–]LuckyRevenant 194 points195 points196 points 11 months ago
Depends on the high school, probably. The one I went to wasn't, for the most part. Were there clichéd activities? Certainly. Was there a strict division of cliques and blah blah blah? Not at all. There were also a lot more black people and Hispanics (white people were actually a minority), and it wasn't an inner city high school.
[–]Dovienya 199 points200 points201 points 11 months ago
Yeah, the cliques are the part I find strangest when shown on TV or movies, because the cliques at my high school were very fluid. Some of the jocks were geeks, not all the cheerleaders were super popular, etc. And there were a whole lot of kids who didn't really seem to fit into any clique at all. They were just regular kids who didn't do many extracurricular activities.
[–]dvallej 483 points484 points485 points 11 months ago
why do you care that much about sex and not so much about violence?
“It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an axe entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.” George R. R. Martin
[–]Vromrig 45 points46 points47 points 11 months ago
Because violence is more black and white than sex is.
There's the deep dark secret.
[–]mangochutney63 979 points980 points981 points 11 months ago
What is up with your Reality shows. Seriously. Bridal-plasty. Moment of Truth. Toddlers and Tiaras.
I dont know man... thats just.. wrong..
[–]CrushTheOrphanage 1723 points1724 points1725 points 11 months ago
We get enjoyment from laughing at the tragically pathetic lives of others while never grasping the irony of the situation.
[–]Bumblebree 396 points397 points398 points 11 months ago
I think the majority of people who watch those shows are watching because they're complete train wrecks. We get sucked in to the sheer "what the fuckery" of it.
[–]kl4me 199 points200 points201 points 11 months ago
Please, I am begging you ... give us the secret of donuts D:
[–][deleted] 198 points199 points200 points 11 months ago
What do your shopping receipts look like? Can someone take a picture of one they got today maybe? That would be cool.
[–]Indigoes 643 points644 points645 points 11 months ago
It depends entirely on what machine prints the receipts.
If you're guying gas from an automated station, you'll get a little strip of paper about 4cm wide and 8 cm long printed in black ink that you will immediately lose.
If you are buying something from a little import/export shop or an independent sandwich shop or something, you'll get a little strip of paper the same size as your gas receipt, but printed in light purple ink that will immediately fade.
If you are buying something at a clothing store, you'll get a receipt 8 cm wide and 20cm long with a little segment with what you bought at the top, an invitation to take a survey at the bottom, and the refund/exchange policy on the back.
And if you're buying groceries, it'll be 8cm wide and 1km long with a huge bunch of junk at the bottom and the backside covered in ads.
[–]PhiloftheJungle 261 points262 points263 points 11 months ago
I don't believe I've ever read a more enjoyable or accurate description of receipts.
[–]skiierman 212 points213 points214 points 11 months ago
Your wish is my command... --> http://i.imgur.com/Y6AyQ.jpg
[–]MediocreJerk 80 points81 points82 points 11 months ago
...poultry magic?
[–]zazzamcazza 995 points996 points997 points 11 months ago
This is a pretty cabbage one but, when americans say "roommate" are they referring to somebody that lives in the same room, or residing in the same house?
[–]delfinachica78 550 points551 points552 points 11 months ago
Most of us don't like to share rooms. Dorms are one of the few times we share. It just refers to someone you live with, whether in the same room or not.
[–]Stevehops 337 points338 points339 points 11 months ago
And it is import distinction if you are living with someone of the opposite sex. Roommate means you aren't romantically involved, just living together to save on rent.
[–]SilentStarryNight 1303 points1304 points1305 points 11 months ago
I don't understand what "cabbage one" means, but "roommate" can mean both, though to younger University students, it usually only means the former.
[–]zazzamcazza 425 points426 points427 points 11 months ago
Ah ok, that clears it up a bit. Sharing a room with somebody first year of uni just sounds terrible. how common is it? Is it a cost thing?
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[–]projectfallback 600 points601 points602 points 11 months ago
Cabbage: bland, boring, not exciting.
[–]nuxenolith 1062 points1063 points1064 points 11 months ago
MY CABBAGES!
[–]TriceptorOmnicator 418 points419 points420 points 11 months ago
NOT CABBAGE CORP!
[–]dude_from_pdx 66 points67 points68 points 11 months ago
Avatar: The Last Airbender!
http://i.imgur.com/oDrpz.jpg
[–]carpescientia 716 points717 points718 points 11 months ago
No, most of the time, it is a requirement. At my college (granted, it was private), you were REQUIRED to live on-campus your first year (unless you had family within x miles).
The housing they put you in was automatically "dorm-style" (you share a room with at least 1 other person and have a very large, communal bathroom.)
After your first year, you have an option to live off-campus, but you couldn't have your own room until you were in your 3rd or 4th year.
[–]frigginhumid 797 points798 points799 points 11 months ago
Tater tots
[–]ttifiblog 1541 points1542 points1543 points 11 months ago
Tater Tots and Hash Browns in general try to maximize the crispy surface area that can hold salt and grease. There's scientific studies that indicate the chemicals formed on these areas taste better.
Tater Tots are a low maintenance food, you can put them in the freezer for darn near eternity, and then cook them up in a microwave or oven in under 20 minutes. The simplicity appeals to american sensibilities.
There's also an emotional attachment for many people because tater tots were often included in public school lunches for the reasons stated above. And they were often the best tasting part of said lunches. So people feel nostalgia for them throughout their lives.
[–][deleted] 904 points905 points906 points 11 months ago
This is the most well thought out response to tater tots that I've ever seen.
[–]carpescientia 1150 points1151 points1152 points 11 months ago
You obviously haven't had these before. I'll rail against obesity for days, but slather those things in some chili and cheese? Hot damn.
[–]nuxenolith 521 points522 points523 points 11 months ago
Slather anything in chili and cheese, and I will go full American.
[–]Zemedelphos 754 points755 points756 points 11 months ago
Goddammit. Now I'm going to Sonic for lunch. THANKS A LOT FUCKER! :P
[–]GATEStheWEINERHEAD 1069 points1070 points1071 points 11 months ago
How's Taco Bell?
[–][deleted] 1199 points1200 points1201 points 11 months ago
Sober: I've made a terrible mistake.
Drunk: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.
[–]Shandrith[S] 883 points884 points885 points 11 months ago
Well, depends who you ask. Since I posed the question initally, I shall answer for myself. Amazing!!! Also, will be terrible for your digestion, and has about as much in common with true Mexican food as Panda Express does with true Chinese!
[–]GATEStheWEINERHEAD 480 points481 points482 points 11 months ago
How's Panda Express?
[–]Shandrith[S] 598 points599 points600 points 11 months ago
See my response about Taco Bell! LOL, its tasty, but very very Americanized.
[–]Jamee999 1393 points1394 points1395 points 11 months ago
I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET! GOD, KAREN, YOU ARE SO STUPID!
[–]jschro 812 points813 points814 points 11 months ago
I wish your username was Glenn Coco. You go Glenn Coco.
[–]foxual 533 points534 points535 points 11 months ago
And none for Gretchen Weiners, BYE.
[–]UniversalApplicant 58 points59 points60 points 11 months ago
Danny De Vito, I love your work!
[–]mldl 55 points56 points57 points 11 months ago
Made out with a hot dog? That was ONE time!
[–]mike45010 94 points95 points96 points 11 months ago
Oh hell no, I DID NOT leave the south side for this!
[–]foxual 39 points40 points41 points 11 months ago
I just have a lot of feelings!
[–]mike45010 42 points43 points44 points 11 months ago
The girls, they've gone wild!
[–]Schizoid_and_Proud 1092 points1093 points1094 points 11 months ago
Is it true that there is a stigma with drying freshly washed clothing outside on a clothes line? I'd heard that this might indicate you are poor and therefore regardless of cost and the weather, clothes drying is always done in a dryer.
[–]omgicecream 1112 points1113 points1114 points 11 months ago
I think that depends on where you live. I'm just outside of a city, in a suburb. The housing association won't allow for clotheslines as some people find them unsightly.
But, growing up, my grandmother always hung out her clothes. The dryer heated up the house and she preferred the "freshness" of line-dried clothing.
[–]nikolaiFTW 253 points254 points255 points 11 months ago
Growing up my family would always hang the clothes outside. I can vouch for the "freshness".
[–]xhephaestusx 1588 points1589 points1590 points 11 months ago
The housing association won't allow for clotheslines as some people find them unsightly.
read: they feel like it makes the neighborhood appear poor
[–]HippyGeek 980 points981 points982 points 11 months ago
Fuck Housing Associations.
[–]TomBurlinson 259 points260 points261 points 11 months ago
We don't have many of these in Britain, the concept just seems absurd to me. It's my property, go fuck yourself I'll do what i damn please with it, of course I'm not going to make it into a shit hole because I like living in a clean house that looks nice, but that doesn't mean I should have to conform to some stupid idea of what is "right"
[–]retroshark 432 points433 points434 points 11 months ago
ive experienced this before. in a lot of newer developed neighbourhoods (what they call subdivisions in some places) there are actually rules stating that you cannot have clothes hang drying outside. people are stupid and they very much believe that this indicates you are too poor to afford a dryer, and therefore are trash.
these new neighbourhoods are very much all about seeming to be wealthy and upper class. every house has to match, the trash cans have to be uniform, mail boxes all have to be the same... its all just an image thing.
[–]alphelix 407 points408 points409 points 11 months ago
My parents moved into one of these neighborhoods recently. Beautiful house, but the neighbors are annoying. We once got a complaint because our trash can was visible from the road. It made one of the neighbors "depressed"
[–]retroshark 535 points536 points537 points 11 months ago
yep, i had someone complain for a week that my trash can was in the drive way. to be an asshole, i didnt move it and a week later whilst working on my car, i watched as a "concerned citizen" drove up to my house, got out the car and moved my trash can for me, all the way up my drive, and then behind my house. i was standing watching the whole time in disbelief, whilst he stared daggers at me. trash day was the next day and i had to move it back to the bottom of the drive, where i left it for another week :)
[–]jlamothe 240 points241 points242 points 11 months ago
A bunch of the houses on my street got a complaint once about our lawn being too long. (One of my neighbours was a landscaper... I wonder who filed the complaint).
It was a letter from the city stating that if we didn't cut our grass within 48 or 72 hours (I forget which), the city would hire someone to do it for us and send us the bill.
Since I was ticked off that someone would complain anonymously to the city rather than talk directly to me about it, I decided on a plan of action that would irritate them as much as I possibly could, while still doing what was required by the notice:
I mowed half the lawn immediately... I waited the full time period allotted (to the hour) to do the rest.
[–]cheetoburrito 159 points160 points161 points 11 months ago
You should have mowed that half in stripes, leaving every other row of grass until the end of the time period.
[–]I_make_things 45 points46 points47 points 11 months ago
Or just some random meandering path of mown grass
[–]h-v-smacker 42 points43 points44 points 11 months ago
... which accidentally forms an insulting inscription.
[–]Qurtys_Lyn 211 points212 points213 points 11 months ago
Most of the Home Owners Associations around here wont let you work on your car on the property. Even in the garage, with the door closed.
I refuse to ever live in one of these places.
[–]retroshark 507 points508 points509 points 11 months ago
my car was towed from an apartment complex i lived in because i was working on it. they watched me work on it every day for months, and never said a thing. then, the day that it was finally working again and i drove it and parked in a new spot, they towed it the next morning. i was so pissed, and had no way to get out of paying the nearly $400 bill (they towed it to a shop over 30 miles away)
so, the next month, i saved up a ton of my piss in 2 liter bottles. i stored it until it got really rancid smelling. then one cold night in winter, i went out with a load of these bottles in my bag and went and poured it all over all the seats on the golf carts they use to tour the complex (they had about 8) i covered all the seats, the dash, the wheels... everything. i poured my piss all over the front of the office, on all the door handles and on the staffs cars that were parked there over night.
it was like taking a piss on someones car, except that night i probably deposited over 50 liters of piss. i was very proud.
[–]Windyvale 154 points155 points156 points 11 months ago
Keep fighting the good fight.
[–]lvachon 31 points32 points33 points 11 months ago
50 litres! The TF2 sniper would be proud of you.
[–]pleasefindthis 2167 points2168 points2169 points 11 months ago
I was going to ask how you manage to eat so much then I actually visited America and discovered that most of your food is fucking delicious. Deadly. But delicious.
[–]kamolahy 1709 points1710 points1711 points 11 months ago
We put cheese in everything. Everything.
[–]mst3k_42 1303 points1304 points1305 points 11 months ago
And bacon!
[–]kamolahy 1283 points1284 points1285 points 11 months ago
God bless this fertile bacon-generating nation.
[–]PooPooFaceMcgee 747 points748 points749 points 11 months ago
As an American who spent about a month in Poland I had quite the reverse effect. Poland ate a bunch of vegetables and generally healthy things compared to the USA. I thought their food was pretty bland at first and not all that good. Then I really started to enjoy it and now I enjoy more fruits and vegetables.
I still enjoy the hell out of cheese and bacon
[–]Daniel__K 1639 points1640 points1641 points 11 months ago
American food seems to me like someone lets the kids decide what's for dinner. Every. Fucking. Day.
[–]Civiltactics 1618 points1619 points1620 points 11 months ago
Why are your universities so expensive? How can anyone afford to have an education?
[–]fairshoulders 880 points881 points882 points 11 months ago
Loans from the federal government and banks. It's gosh-awful complicated and a really excellent way to shoot yourself in the foot just as you are supposed to be getting on with your adult life. Most people don't pay them off until shortly before retirement.
[–]vaughnegut 1070 points1071 points1072 points 11 months ago
"I’m the President of the United States, and it was only about 8 years ago that I finished paying off my student loans."
^ Obama.
[–]declancostello 569 points570 points571 points 11 months ago
Fraternities and Sororities in college.
Some of them have houses and huge budgets - where does this money come from?
Can you be a member of more than one?
[–]_extra_ 447 points448 points449 points 11 months ago
no you can't be in more then one. As for budget, a lot of donations from past members and fundraising. A lot of alumni of the frats will help pitch in money for remolding and what not. You also pay a fee to be in one each semester
[–]findingmyselfx 1203 points1204 points1205 points 11 months ago*
Do Americans really start drinking at 21? Or does that make people want to drink underage more? Also are the red cups at parties used as commonly as seen in movies? Thanks :)
[–]rteague2566 1363 points1364 points1365 points 11 months ago
The red cups are actually used as much as that. It's easier to mix drinks in those (and to use to fill from a keg). I've heard that in some countries people bring their own mugs? We don't do that here so instead of having to purchase and continue to wash 100 cups its easier to just use the red ones to throw away. Plus beer pong requires cups that are uniform!
And many begin drinking at an early age. My group of friends drank at 16-17 where as others drank as early as 14. Most people I know drank before 21 or just don't drink at all.
[–]findingmyselfx 468 points469 points470 points 11 months ago
That is so interesting! I've been looking around for cups like those but sadly they aren't popular or common here! In NZ its either cans, bottles or glasses.. Kegs aren't really common xD an American party is something I would love to experience. But we are similar in the age kids start to drink these days! Thanks for your answer :)
[–]watsoned 617 points618 points619 points 11 months ago
Plastic cups = less broken glass because of idiot assholes that have too much to drink.
[–]Indigoes 160 points161 points162 points 11 months ago
Here you go. The SOLO cups are the stereotypical ones; cups from other companies or other colors are usually a bit cheaper.
[–]ulisse89 1351 points1352 points1353 points 11 months ago
Your cars. They seem twice bigger than in every other country. Why is that?
[–]mensur 1246 points1247 points1248 points 11 months ago
Because gasoline has traditionally been inexpensive here.
[–]hollachris 847 points848 points849 points 11 months ago
And still is compared to every other Western country.
[–]pitvipers70 1426 points1427 points1428 points 11 months ago*
Basically because we travel further than almost every other country. I heard a saying "In England, 100 miles is a long distance. In the USA, 100 years is a long time." Well, my wife travels 200 miles per day to get to and from her job. This weekend, I'm heading 300 miles each way to go camping and I'm not even going far - relatively speaking. So when we do travel, we are likely doing it for a long time and want to be comfortable. As a sidenote, that is also the same reason for our fascination with cup holders. If I'm in a car for 3-4 hours, I need to drink.
edit: Wow, this took off. Since a lot of people are focusing on my wife's commute. We live close to a limited access highway and her work is also close to an off-ramp. So it's almost entirely highway driving. The speed limit on this road is universally ignored - so her total commute time is about 1-1/4 hours each way at 80-90mph (125-145kph). The speeds and safety are another reason for a larger car. We would consider moving if we didn't live in this states best school district, so the kids come first.
[–]ulisse89 485 points486 points487 points 11 months ago
Wow, I really can't think of doing 200 miles a day to go to work.
I am beginning to understand why you have such big cars.
[–]the_silent_redditor 908 points909 points910 points 11 months ago
Well, my wife travels 200 miles per day to get to and from her job.
What the fuck?
[–]pitvipers70 468 points469 points470 points 11 months ago
She is well compensated at her job. We are "stuck" where we are so our kids can go to a good school or we would move.
[–]jbrady33 142 points143 points144 points 11 months ago
same here - 150 miles per day. costs MUCH less to commute than to move closer, just worked out that way. And I'm in the heavily developed I-95 corridor (major highway between east coast cities) between Washington DC and New York, not out in the middle of Kansas or anything.
[–]TehNoff 104 points105 points106 points 11 months ago
Shit, man. I'm at 100 miles a day [so is my mother and sister] and we get lots of sympathy when it comes up in conversation. This is nuts.
[–]sscspagftphbpdh17 2128 points2129 points2130 points 11 months ago*
There is a lot more commuting in the United States and we aren't as cramped as other countries. It allows us to have a larger car that is for more than just driving to and from work. The car is involved in so many other activities, such as camping, biking, road tripping, that for a lot of people, the extra space is highly functional and not merely a reflection of one's inadequacies in their nether regions.
Edit: 2 other awesome points I forgot to add: Even through all the complaints of high gas prices crippling Americans at the pump, gas is relatively cheap in the US (thanks elindbe2) and public transit is not up to the same level as Europe. Except big cities, it's pricey and the quality is low (thanks lots of responders).
[–]CoCaptainJack 399 points400 points401 points 11 months ago
This thread is so awesome it deserves a subreddit. /r/AskAnAmerican
[–]AayushXFX 896 points897 points898 points 11 months ago
What is the thing with Peanut butter&Jelly?
[–]debit_no_credit 765 points766 points767 points 11 months ago*
They're absolutely delicious and they take 5 min to make. The deliciousness to effort ratio is off the charts!
Edit: Apparently 5 minutes is significantly greater than average. Oh well. It's my 5 minute PB&J ADVANCED TECHNIQUE: I'm including total TTE (time to eat) so my time includes gathering the PB, the J, the wet paper towel, the plate, knives, etc. I'm kind of a perfectionist, so I have to evenly spread the PB and J on the bread. Otherwise some parts will be too peanut-buttery or jelly-y. Then I cut it in half.
[–]abgleich 167 points168 points169 points 11 months ago
5 Minutes for a PB&J!? Must be AWESOME. :)
[–]sendenten 1755 points1756 points1757 points 11 months ago
It's fucking delicious is what it is.
[–]retroshark 1311 points1312 points1313 points 11 months ago*
i was born in england, moved to the US at 15, and recently moved back to the UK again (im 25). my dad has never had a peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwich before. i made him one the other day and he fucking loved it.
i used to think it was so gross sounding until i actually manned up and tried it. its a really interesting combo of flavours. the savoury peanut butter goes so well with the sweet fruity taste of the jam. i recommend it to anyone who is curious, it really is not as bizzarre as it sounds, and this is coming from someone who absolutely refused to try it for about 23 years of his life.
EDIT: just wanted to thank you all for the overwhelming response to this, and my other posts in this thread. i think you guys gave me something like 2500+ karma from like 4 or 5 comments. its really interesting to hear everyones views on PB&J, as well as all of the interesting suggestions that you guys replied with. i want you all to know that i upvoted every single one of your replies, because... well... you made me happy that my opinion mattered to you. thanks reddit! i learned a lot in this thread.
[–]GingerGrande 1181 points1182 points1183 points 11 months ago
Reading this as an American, I was so confused. I've always eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and never even thought that the combo sounded gross.
[–][deleted] 586 points587 points588 points 11 months ago
Know what makes a PB&J even more amazing? Butter it and grill it in a pan like a grilled cheese.
[–]retroshark 259 points260 points261 points 11 months ago
yes it does! anything buttered and grilled in a pan is better than it was before.
[–]I_LIVE_FOR_KARMA 718 points719 points720 points 11 months ago
You just went full American.
[–]bullcityhomebrew 201 points202 points203 points 11 months ago
No, you're thinking of the deep fried PB&J Uncrustable on a stick.
[–]ZombieWalker 61 points62 points63 points 11 months ago
I would like to marry that thing..
[–]mumbling2myself 63 points64 points65 points 11 months ago
Marriage is between one man and one woman. You can feed the woman uncrustables and deep-fry her, I suppose, but if you marry a sandwich you'll ruin marriage for the rest of us.
[–]moltencheese 216 points217 points218 points 11 months ago
I thought this too (British)...but I stayed with an American family on an exchange and the mother made me a packed lunch including these. I very quickly realised that it's an awesome sandwich. As long as you realise jelly => jam
[–]HabseligkeitDerLiebe 1400 points1401 points1402 points 11 months ago
Why do you only have two influencial political parties? We have 5 that are important and one that is up-and-coming.
[–]kwood09 1396 points1397 points1398 points 11 months ago*
It's a systemic issue. The US doesn't have proportional representation. Instead, every individual district elects a member.
I assume you're German, so I'll use that as a counterexample. Take the FDP in 2009. The FDP did not win one single Wahlkreis (voting district), and yet they still got 93 seats in the Bundestag (federal parliament). This is because, overall, they won about 15% of the party votes, and thus they're entitled to about 15% of the seats. By contrast, CDU/CSU won 218 out of 299 Wahlkreise, but that does not mean they are entitled to 73% of the seats in the Bundestag.
But the US doesn't work that way. Each individual district is an individual election. Similar to Germany, the US has plenty of districts where the Green Party might win a large percentage of the votes. But there's nowhere where they win a plurality, and so they don't get to come into Congress.
[–]HabseligkeitDerLiebe 519 points520 points521 points 11 months ago
Is there a popular movement to reform the voting system in the US?
[–]Frigguggi 1399 points1400 points1401 points 11 months ago
Since the two-party system is so entrenched, any reform effort would require the support of politicians and parties who benefit from the current system and are not motivated to change it.
[–]mrchives47 781 points782 points783 points 11 months ago
I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but whatever the cause, I believe this to be the single greatest factor in why our government is currently broken. No progress can be made when people are ideologically split down the center. Whenever the other group takes power they spend their time undoing everything the previous administration set in place.
[–]HabseligkeitDerLiebe 376 points377 points378 points 11 months ago
What's most fascinating to me is that every discussion in the US is distinctively two-sided. Like abortions being completely legal or illegal.
Abortions are technically illegal in Germany (for other reasons) but we make exceptions for informed decisions of women in the first three months of pregnancy.
[–]despaxes 152 points153 points154 points 11 months ago
Well, currently early term abortion is legal, and late term is of course illegal.
It only appears two sided because there are people who want to make ALL abortion illegal, and others who want to keep it how it is, aka 'legal.' So it seems like it is a legal or illegal debate when in reality it is a controlled, like it is currently, versus completely outlawed, like what a lot of people want.
[–]Atario 102 points103 points104 points 11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tWHJfhiyo
[–][deleted] 1896 points1897 points1898 points 11 months ago
because you need at least two, and they work together to keep it only two.
[–][deleted] 135 points136 points137 points 11 months ago
I'm from the UK and lived in America. Finding out all these things was the best part of living there.
I went to a kegger, and drank beer from a red cup. I lived near a university and saw all the cliques. If you're a foreigner in America, it's pretty much like living in a movie.
In fact, my local Circle K was the one that strange things were afoot at.
I never got the food thing, though. It's so sweet or salty. No wonder you all think UK food is bland.
Before I moved there, one of the things I was most curious about was why your beer is so awful. It turns out that it's because you keep all the deilicious stuff. I wonder if that's also true of australia.
[–]Zerefex 138 points139 points140 points 11 months ago
How normal is smoking pot?
[–][deleted] 176 points177 points178 points 11 months ago
If you're under 30 and living in California, it's fucking everywhere.
[–]yabacam 84 points85 points86 points 11 months ago
hey it's everywhere if you are over 30 too. :)
[–]k1ngmad 610 points611 points612 points 11 months ago
Why do you hate every single president? Serious question
[–]llamas1355 950 points951 points952 points 11 months ago*
At any given time at least half of the people in the US hate the president. Mostly because people don't like the way things are going, need someone to blame, and don't know who else to blame.
[–]PhoenixJ3 264 points265 points266 points 11 months ago*
At any given time at least half the people in the US didn't vote for the current president. Basically, the president does not represent the interests of the majority of Americans.
Also, our presidents (like virtually all politicians in the US) frequently promise one policy when trying to get elected, and then pursue another once in office i.e. they lie.
[–]mediumedium 26 points27 points28 points 11 months ago
How does William Henry Harrison not piss you off, seriously.
[–]Ixionnyu 625 points626 points627 points 11 months ago
Grade Point Average. You get A+/A/A- then everyone's going on about having above or below a 4.0 GPA and (not) being able to join the university they want.
Explain this magic.
[–]scribbling_des 486 points487 points488 points 11 months ago*
Note: high school GPAs are not standardized throughout the country.
Edit, further explanation: generally an A gets you 4 points, a B 3 points, a C 2, a D 1, an F 0, unless they use the + -, then they award partial points, but not all schools do this. Then there is the problem with letter grades. Different schools have different requirements for awarding letter grades. I believe the scale for an A can be anywhere from a 90-94%, at my school it was a 93%. 85-92% was a B, 75-84 a C, 67-74 a D, 66 or under an F. On a ten point scale 90-100 is an A, 80-89 B, 70-79 a C, 60-69 a D and 0-59 an F. So you can see how this is a little messed up. A student who would have failed at my school could have been a C student at another.
Then there is the problem with weighted scale. All through school I was in gifted and AP classes and I was given extra gpa points to make up for the extra challenge. I thought when I applied to college this would make my gpa look better. Boy was I surprised when I found out that colleges only wanted to see my unweighted gpa.
[–]bananaruth 45 points46 points47 points 11 months ago
I was always jealous of schools with a scale where A was 90 -100%. I had the system where you had to get a 94% or above to get an A. 90-94% was a B+.
[–]chetnrot 49 points50 points51 points 11 months ago
holy shit. I live in Canada, and an A was 86% or more. Only way to fail a class was to get less than 50%. 51% to 60ish% was a C-. That's amazing.
[–]Hoobleton 167 points168 points169 points 11 months ago
GPA is really weird, does it not count which subjects you take to get into university as long as you have a high GPA? Over here, in the UK, most (good) universities will ask for specific grades in specific subjects, it's weird that in the US your entire high school education seems to be summed up by one number.
[–]subitarius 154 points155 points156 points 11 months ago
There's the GPA reported by your high school, which does include every subject, and is the one we generally refer to. But each university admissions office recalculates your GPA based only on academic subjects for use in their admissions process, and to some extent they examine the individual grades as well—they do get the detailed version in the application.
[–]Diggity_Dave 44 points45 points46 points 11 months ago
Can we have people from different nationalities make a similar thread like this, so we can better understand each other?
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 11 months ago
What do you have against the letter 'u' (colour/color etc.)? This one really intrigues me!
[–]shatterpot 1894 points1895 points1896 points 11 months ago
What is Whoop-ass, and why does it come in cans?
[–]dcebulsk 1522 points1523 points1524 points 11 months ago
It used to come in jars but it kept leaking.
[–]Feynman_NoSunglasses 113 points114 points115 points 11 months ago
Fun fact: NASA used to dehydrate it and package it into single serving plastic packets during the Apollo program.
[–]absurdistfromdigg 2805 points2806 points2807 points 11 months ago
It doesn't just come in cans.
It comes in Americans.
[–]OpiateForTheAsses 756 points757 points758 points 11 months ago
I'm going outside to run Old Glory up the pole. This is a good day, fellow Americans.
[–]Shanilla8 1145 points1146 points1147 points 11 months ago
Best Answer, Thread Over
[–]theyellowdot1 62 points63 points64 points 11 months ago
Hmmm, an ironic, semi-erotic, nationalistic and easily recognizable statement with only 10 words... and it still gave me a rock hard america-rection.
Well done.
[–]American_Standard 81 points82 points83 points 11 months ago
I'm so proud of you.
[–]Kame-hame-hug 544 points545 points546 points 11 months ago
Don't make me open one.
[–]ColdBullet 342 points343 points344 points 11 months ago
Ok, how come most of the Americans I meet are so laid back and cool, but when I meet some one official he's so anal? like police officers, border control, DMV and such.
Hope you get what I'm saying. Damn wish my English was better, always feel so stupid when I write.
[–]Shandrith[S] 267 points268 points269 points 11 months ago
Because in general the people that are "official" are required to be anal by their superiors. Or, and I am very sad to have to say this, it is possible that because English isn't your native language they feel like they can be assholes to you.
[–]t-rexandhisukulele 1212 points1213 points1214 points 11 months ago
Wearing shoes indoors.Or maybe it's just us finnish people that are weird taking our shoes of first thing when entering someones home
[–]greenewriter 343 points344 points345 points 11 months ago
It varies by family here. I take mine off unless directed otherwise when I'm at other people's houses, but when I was growing up, my family rarely bothered to take them off at our own house. We lived in the country and had indoor-outdoor dogs and cats, so it's not like the floors were going to stay clean anyway.
[–]Haokah226 453 points454 points455 points 11 months ago*
Someone retitle this : We are America, AUA.
I fixed it! Weee!!!
[–]theDogter 150 points151 points152 points 11 months ago
Really good thread! Lets do Africa next!
[–]labmansteve 1400 points1401 points1402 points 11 months ago*
An important thing to understand about America is that it's almost like a bunch of different countries operating together as one unit. Alabama is very different from New York, which is different from California, Montana, etc. We have things we all can agree to, and things we can't. The stuff we all agree on is handled at the federal level (typically) the stuff we can't is (usually) left to the states to sort out. Imagine Europe were a country, not a continent. New York and Texas are almost as different as Holland and Spain. The difference being that (and speaking as a New Yorker here) while I may not agree with everything texans do, they are my fellow Americans, and I would defend them to the death. It's like one big, giant dysfunctional family.
[–]DongleNocker 530 points531 points532 points 11 months ago
"New York and Texas are almost as different as Holland and Spain."
New York city was originally called New Amsterdam, settled by the Dutch. Texas was originally part of Mexico that was originally settled by Spain.
The deal with states in the USA is that we don't force the entire nation to live by the same set of rules. Mainly because during the revolution, the original colonies were all founded with different charters and owed more allegiance to the king than they did to each other. Many of the northern states were founded or settled by people wanting religious freedom for themselves, while other states in the south were founded for economic reasons. During the time between the revolution and the ratifying of the constitution, many 'states' did not trust others, and it would of been impossible to get all the states to agree on a full ranges of uniform law codes.
Basically people in the USA like their independence so much that they want to be independent from different areas of the country.
[–]kolr 142 points143 points144 points 11 months ago
And for that, as a Texan, I will defend you crazy New Yorkers to the death too. You might scare me with your serious scowls and yelling and fussing, but I love all of youse guys.
[–]stingray22 136 points137 points138 points 11 months ago
This is exactly right. The biggest misconception with people from other countries is that they consider the US as one big country and don't take into account the vast differences between the states. I have been living in the US for 9 months now and I always get questions from friends/family back home asking about how it's like living in America and I have to explain that that is like asking how it is living in Europe - the lifestyle in a state in the Midwest is completely different to that of California, which many assume is the predominant lifestyle throughout the US. Another thing I hear often is "Hey! So-and-so just went to America, you should meet up with him!" and then I have to explain that it would take me a few days (if not more) to travel across the country to meet that person.
[–]innocuous_username 574 points575 points576 points 11 months ago
Does it really cost you money if someone calls you on your mobile (cell phone) and you answer?
[–]Man_on_the_Internet 319 points320 points321 points 11 months ago
Depends on your plan I guess. I've had mobile phones in other countries that did the same thing, so I don't think that's an American concept.
[–]TenNinetythree 247 points248 points249 points 11 months ago
From my limited German/UK/Irish experiences, receiving phone calls only costs when you are abroad.
[–]Skyscrapersofthewest 1279 points1280 points1281 points 11 months ago
Man it's fascinating reading about outside perspectives looking in.
[–]StrangelyBrown 1749 points1750 points1751 points 11 months ago
Why do people say "I'm Irish/Italian/Dutch/Lebanese" when both of their parents are US-born American?
[–]LeoHunter 2113 points2114 points2115 points 11 months ago
Because we are always asked. Since few people are ethnically from the US, it is common for a bunch of people to sit around and discuss their ethnic heritage for conversation/ to shoot the shit.
[–][deleted] 317 points318 points319 points 11 months ago
There's an aspect to this question that doesn't get mentioned a lot; until very recently, what kind of white you were had huge personal and political importance. People lived in the Irish part of town, or the Italian part of town. Their elected officials came from their communities and represented their specific needs. Irish and germans especially faced huge job discrimination. Italian kids' moms make way better lasagna. It's not all arbitrary association, but sometimes it is. This idiot I went to high school with got a tricolor "ITALIA" tattooed across his ribs; he'd never been there.
[–]nikatnight 618 points619 points620 points 11 months ago
Because "American" isn't an ethnicity like the others tend to be. American is an idea. Anyone can come to the USA and become American. So if you ask someone what their ethnicity is then you get a more accurate idea.
[–]demotu 102 points103 points104 points 11 months ago*
This is a great point that shouldn't be understated. As a Canadian and therefore in the same "Scottish-Irish-once-upon-a-time-French" type of boat, going to a bunch of European countries was a huge eye-opener in terms of "white ethnicities". Italians... looked Italian. Germans looked German*. The French looked French. I wasn't expecting that at all, beforehand. I think in the "new world" we forget that in Europe, people stayed put and developed cultures and languages and yes, ethnicities, for huge periods of time.
*For example, I used to wonder how blond-hair-blue-eyes was the Nazi ideal, because that's not that common a look even among white people. Then, in Berlin, I looked around on the train and realized every pair of eyes I could see were blue.
Edit: subjunctives!
[–]acidotic 1463 points1464 points1465 points 11 months ago*
Because no one in the US was originally from the US, except the Native Americans. Some families have been here for several generations and some are first-generation. So we always want to know where your people came from. Having some "heritage" is a point of pride over here.
I'm German Jew/French-by-way-of-Canada.
Edit: If anyone else wants to point out that we're all actually African, don't worry: it's been said. Yes, the natives of all countries aren't technically native. You've made your point.
[–]RupeThereItIs 934 points935 points936 points 11 months ago
There are already some good answers, but I'd also like to add.
Just because someone's ancestors moved to the US didn't mean they ditched there old culture.
Where someone's ancestors are from, can give you insight into how there family behaves at home & how they where raised. Obviously, the more recent the emigration the stronger the influence.
Counter question: Do people in other countries simply not care about there ancestors at all?
[–]wallaceeffect 175 points176 points177 points 11 months ago
This is a really good point. Ethnic background varies a lot across the country and talking about it is a great way to learn something about the person. For example, in my home state in the Midwest, people of Scandinavian descent (who have their own entire class of "Ole and Lena" jokes among the older generation, might know how to make egg coffee, and might still celebrate St. Lucia day) might be fascinated by the history of someone of Dutch descent (who might still have grandparents that "speak Hollander"). The interest isn't uniform across the country but it's a cool peek at the little things that make America really different everywhere you go.
[–]pluismans 586 points587 points588 points 11 months ago*
What's up with the extremely polite customer service on the phone and in retail?
Being nice to customers is one thing, but why do you have to suck up every batshit crazy thing idiots send at you? Over here (the netherlands) we would just laugh/kick 'customers' like that out of the store, or hang up the phone.
Edit: also, bagboys & cartboys and such in supermarkets. We don't have those and I don't see the problem with bagging my stuff myself, and see bringing back the cart as a completely normal thing to do.
[–]unknownuser105 461 points462 points463 points 11 months ago
There's a saying "the customer is always right" and while 90% they are flat out wrong the important thing is they give you money and continue to do so.
[–]Lots42 664 points665 points666 points 11 months ago
If I understand you correctly, you're asking why store employees treat crazy customers nice.
This is because our bosses (or their bosses) say we must.
For some reason, bosses are under the delusion that kicking one insane psycho nut out of the store will somehow cause them to lose money.
[–]coforce 1993 points1994 points1995 points 11 months ago
Why do people like Nascar? Edit: I'm American.
[–]schoogy 1240 points1241 points1242 points 11 months ago
Watch the BBC Top Gear episode where the little guy gets curious about NASCAR and make a compelling argument why it's a legit sport. BTW, I'm American, and I hate fucking NASCAR.
[–][deleted] 853 points854 points855 points 11 months ago
Series 18, Episode 2. The short of it (heh) is there's a lot less technology in a stock car when compared to an F1 car. There's not even a gas gauge in it. So NASCAR is more about the driver and the team that maintain the car than anything else.
[–]chrispyb 493 points494 points495 points 11 months ago
Apparently, although I don't really watch, there is tons of strategy involved, and the physics at play are pretty crazy, like riding so close to someone's tail end that they lose downforce and have to slow allowing for the tailing car to now pass
[–]calisonic 386 points387 points388 points 11 months ago
From what juan pablo montoya (former f1 driver, current nascar driver) says, it's very very difficult, even compared to formula one. Evidently those cars at those speeds are just barely clinging to the track, and it takes some serious skill to keep from fllying off, especially with other cars so close. Also, they maintain high speeds for a much larger quantity of the race than most any other racing. WRC and F1 and AMA are far more more entertaining to watch though.
[–][deleted] 384 points385 points386 points 11 months ago
the crashes are amazing.
[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 964 points965 points966 points 11 months ago
as you Brits might put it, they're "smashing"
[–]PurpleCapybara 662 points663 points664 points 11 months ago
BLARGHARG
[–]Kill_Puppies_4_Satan 983 points984 points985 points 11 months ago*
Are people really so fundamentalist christians or is just /r/atheism that is exaggerating?
edit: spelling error
[–]writingincheeze 863 points864 points865 points 11 months ago
Depends where you live. Certain regions have higher concentrations of them (i.e. the Bible Belt). I live in SoCal (southwest region) and people are mostly Catholic here, but are not fundamentalists. Well, being an atheist, I have encountered several idiots who have tried to convert me and called me unfaithful for not believing in their God, but a lot of my friends are Christian/Catholic and know I'm atheist and respect that.
[–][deleted] 577 points578 points579 points 11 months ago
It depends on where you live. I live in East Texas and Baptist Christianity is about the only way to go here. It's hard to survive socially if you aren't going to a Baptist church. Other places it isn't so important.
[–][deleted] 242 points243 points244 points 11 months ago
Right. In the Northeast (New York, Boston, Philly, DC) you don't really see fundamentalism at all. I assume the same thing goes for metropolitan areas on the west coast.
[–]guest495 1394 points1395 points1396 points 11 months ago
Tipping. US seems to be one of the richest nation yet people seem to be underpaid... also is it ALWAYS necessary?
[–]carpescientia 846 points847 points848 points 11 months ago
There are many jobs classified as "tipped" jobs. The wages for these jobs are SIGNIFICANTLY lower because of the American standard of tipping. (For instance, the federal minimum wage is $7.25/hour, but only $2.13/hour for tipped employees.)
[–]ameliorable_ 997 points998 points999 points 11 months ago
Crap, $2.13/hr!? If I ever go to America, I'll remember to tip a shit-tonne.
I left the customer service world last year and was earning close to $22/hr, which was minimum for my age here (21, Australia).
[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 1391 points1392 points1393 points 11 months ago
I am thoroughly amused that you said shit-tonne instead of shit-ton because metric system.
[–]tradersam[] 603 points604 points605 points 11 months ago
it was a metric shit-ton
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