Morning radio talk shows are FAKE. I was once listening to Paul & Ron in Miami for a week argue about which is better, BBQ or Sauce-pan food. Paul said BBQ could never be as good as his dishes, and Ron said he could make a BBQ that was equally good or better, so they waged a cook-off. It went on and on and on, and they asked the listeners for a place to have the cook-off. Naturally restaurants and people with big back yards called in and offered up their locales. Finally a culinary school called in and offered their place, they even had grandstands. So Paul & Ron accepted and they had a cook off. Turns out, BBQ won, and Paul was PISSED OFF and complaining that Ron had too much help from the culinary students. So this went on for about 3 weeks and they kept arguing about it. Fast forward a couple months, I was at a bar and sitting right next to me was Ron. I told him that I had called into the station after the cook off and tried to set Paul straight about how the cook-off was about whether BBQ could be as good as sauce-pan and not who was a better cook, Paul or Ron.

Ron looked at me and said, "that was all just an ad for the culinary school."

My jaw dropped and he walked away.