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orangepeel 16 points17 points 10 months ago[-]

Who are you? Don't give me a hint, just tell me.

ambiversive 4 points5 points 10 months ago* [-]

I'm willing to accept a hint. My guess is either Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, or Mitch Hedberg. Possibly Richard Pryor, Phil Hartman, or Chris Farley.

Yserbius 14 points15 points 10 months ago[-]

An older woman (we are talking 80+) once explained to me why she doesn't like Seinfeld. Basically her point was that older comedians like Rodney Dangerfield and Red Skeleton would put themselves down to make people laugh. Nowadays, comedians get people to laugh by putting others down. What do you feel about that?

conn_r 46 points47 points 10 months ago[-]

I like self-depreciating humor, I'm not just very good at it...

[deleted] 7 points8 points 10 months ago[-]

Probably because self-depreciating humor isn't as funny as self-deprecating humor.

bagga 11 points12 points 10 months ago[-]

It starts off just as funny, but it gets less and less funny pretty quickly.

[deleted] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Nicely done.

whitemike311 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I don't know, I laughed at this post.

There's nothing more ironic than insulting your self-deprecating skills.

Anyway, actual question. What are your feelings on Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, pure race comedians (Like D.L. Hughly) and other "hacks"

(I hate Mencia and Hughly. Admittedly, I like Dane Cook sometimes)

unfamous [S] 11 points12 points 10 months ago[-]

Dane and Mencia get bashed a lot. Honestly I look at it this way. Stealing is bad for a few reasons. One, it's stealing and that sucks. Two, it means you are doing comedy for what I would deem the wrong reasons, you're not doing it to express yourself or share anything or put a point of view out there, you're doing it to buy a Lexus. Not my personal reason and it's depressing to see people go that way.

Race comedy like Russell Peters and those guys is usually just niche marketing. We're different on this planet and right now being anything other than a straight white slightly left of center male is a good way to niche market. I know lots of comics who strategically dig into this niche and do it well. I also know lots of comics who are hack as hell doing the same thing.

I appreciate good joke writing and originality. I also believe you should be able to pretty much say and do anything on stage. Having said that you can only see a comic start a set with "Yeah, I'm a (black, Jewish, Mexican, Gay, Woman) comic don't be nervous (White people, Guys, rich people etc)" so many times before you go completely spare and want to stab someone with a pen.

toolhater -1 points0 points 10 months ago[-]

I'm downvoting you for admitting you like Dane Cook sometimes. Fag.

IMesh -2 points-1 points 10 months ago[-]

I feel that she doesn't watch a lot of comedians...

niceporch -3 points-2 points 10 months ago[-]

anti-semitic for realz.

Virtualmatt 20 points21 points 10 months ago[-]

Has Carlos Mencia ever stolen one of your jokes?

unfamous [S] 4 points5 points 10 months ago[-]

No, as far as I know Carlos has only seen me perform maybe twice.

keepinithamsta 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

Has Dane Cook ever stolen one of your jokes?

unfamous [S] 9 points10 points 10 months ago* [-]

Nah, he's too busy counting his money and using Proactive to steal from little old me.

zorbix 28 points29 points 10 months ago[-]

What's the deal with airline food nowadays?

unfamous [S] 52 points53 points 10 months ago[-]

It's bad enough to make you want to fly the plane into a building.

zorbix 6 points7 points 10 months ago[-]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

unfamous [S] 32 points33 points 10 months ago[-]

Because he was chicken Jesus and the other chickens demanded a miracle. All hail chicken Jesus.

zorbix 4 points5 points 10 months ago[-]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

unfamous [S] 40 points41 points 10 months ago[-]

That's when the raping happened. The terrible, terrible raping.

nosayso 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

You are clearly Norm MacDonald, and I love you!

How bad did it suck to get fired from weekend update for actually being funny?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I wish I was Norm MacDonald. A wonderful curmudgeon.

ghostchamber 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Your responses are biting and make me smile. You really ARE a comedian!

[deleted] 10 months ago[-]

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Tarantio 10 points11 points 10 months ago[-]

So, what are you doing saturday night?

CaspianX2 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Raping?

TopRamen713 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Your username makes it that much better. Pushed me over the edge from ignore to upvote.

[deleted] 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

And observational comedians, I mean what's the deal there, right? RIGHT?

ratbastid 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Have you ever noticed how observational comedy sucks? I mean come on!

Tafty 10 points11 points 10 months ago[-]

How do you deal with hecklers? Any good heckler stories? Heckler is a weird word.

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

It's kind of case by case. I am lucky and because I am fast and loud I don't tend to get heckled a lot. I always figured if I am being paid to be witty and funny and I can't outsmart some drunk in a dark room, I'm probably in a lot of trouble.

[deleted] 8 points9 points 10 months ago[-]

Are you famous enough to get joke requests? If so, does this annoy you, or does it make you think "Jeez, I'm getting a good fanbase here"?

I was at a Brian Regan Epitome show recently, and during the encore, he was taking joke requests, or rather people were yelling "DO POP TARTS!" and he'd graciously comply and perform it as if it was the first time he's told it (unlike the reality... probably thousands of times). I realized he probably groaned in his mind.

littlemissemperor 8 points9 points 10 months ago[-]

When I saw Mitch Hedberg years ago, people were yelling at him so much he just wandered to the back of the stage and waited for people to be quiet. Then he went right on with what he was doing and ignored them. It was pretty awesome.

[deleted] 6 points7 points 10 months ago[-]

Yeah, I thought it was pretty rude of the audience to yell out like that. I mean, I enjoy Regan's pop tart joke like the next guy, but I realize he's probably sick to death of telling his classics. He handled it in a pretty classy manner though, and I give him props.

Also, Hedberg ruled. Probably two of my fav standups right here.

unfamous [S] 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

Hedberg was awesome, I totally agree. I understand why Brian does that and lets them yell out. It's so he can do the new stuff he wants to keep it fresh and fans still get to see some of the classics. Like going to see Radiohead, we all love In Rainbows but sometimes you just wanna hear them play Karma Police because it kicks ass. I take stuff like that more as a compliment than anything else. As long as they are respectful and wait for the encore or for me to ask. When they do it during a show or when it's unsolicited it's a pain in the ass honestly.

ratbastid 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Regan is in a class of his own, in terms of fan interaction. I've never seen any performer of ANY art form (and I do think comedy is an art form) that is quite that connected to the audience. Feist maybe--she's amazing to watch live too.

The Brian Regan show I went to, he wrapped up his main set and then took requests. He actually said, "Anything you want to hear?" Somebody yelled "Snowcone!" and he riffed for a minute, like, "Oh, the snowcone bit? Or do you mean you just WANT a snowcone? Jimmy, can we get this man a snowcone? Actually, I could go for a snowcone myself..." Then he mentioned that on his album, he actually messed that joke up, so the way everybody knows it isn't actually his best version of it, so asked our forgiveness if he did it "wrong", and then did a version of the bit that was like 5 times funnier than the album version. Just killer. That was the first show I went to that I had a moment of literally laughing too hard to breathe. Guy's amazing.

glitterlok 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I've never seen any performer of ANY art form (and I do think comedy is an art form) that is quite that connected to the audience.

Off topic, but...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6tB2KiZuk

Also, if you're interested, watch other videos of Bobby interacting with the audience at his performances.

Connected is an understatement.

ratbastid 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Okay, yes. Definitely Bobby McFerrin goes on the list. And the pentatonic scale brain-hack in that video should be watched by every armchair musician and armchair neuroscientist.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

What city was this showing in?

foolsjourney 6 points7 points 10 months ago[-]

I wonder sometimes about getting into stand-up. I'm really good at making people laugh when talking to them 1-1 or in a small group, but I don't "get" large groups in the same way.

Can "being funny to small groups" be translated to "being funny to large groups" - is it just transferring the same skill? Or do you think it's something fundamentally different?

unfamous [S] 11 points12 points 10 months ago[-]

The most important thing a comic can do is read an audience. I've played crowds of thousands and crowds of very, very few. The thing you need to do is be in the room with them. You can translate being funny to any size of audience. It's sort of a feel thing. You have to try and adapt to your surroundings. Fundamentally though the skill is he same. It's just how big you choose to make it. Instinct is such a huge part of the game. The best thing I can suggest is just try it. Find an open mic somewhere and see if you have the skills to adapt to what is thrown at you. Big room or small, funny is funny.

[deleted] 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

How did you get your first paying gig? Do you remember how many open mics you performed before that happened?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I had a strange start that way. I came in to do a drop in spot on a weekend after maybe three times performing (they asked me if I would like to try a bigger crowd, I jumped at the chance) and the host had not shown up for the night. She was stuck out of town and wasn't going to make it and for some reason there was no one else so they got me to do it. I had almost no material but I crowd worked a bit, panicked a lot and with help from the middle and the headliner I made it through. After that though they considered me to be an MC and would call on me for such duties. I have to say I needed a more time before having the pressure of being paid to be funny but you adapt as best you can.

CommentMan 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

How long does it take to come with, say, a half hour's worth of solid material?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

That all depends on your process. I like to write on stage, riffing and then keeping what I like to develop. If you're on a hot streak you may find you're writing very quickly and then you flat spot. It doesn't take long to write material, it can take ages to write good material. Everyone kind of does it at their own pace. I would say though, if you have been a comic for a couple of years or so and you still don't have a decent thirty you should probably get working.

lachiemx 9 points10 points 10 months ago[-]

I think the question we're all wanting to know - have you had any of your jokes stolen by Carlos Mencia yet, and if not, when do you think it will happen?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

No, I don't think Carlos even knows I exist.

newrat 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

No, as far as I know Carlos has only seen me perform maybe twice.

err...what?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Yeah. He's seen me perform but he wouldn't be able to pick me out of a line up if I was holding a sign with my name on it. You see so much comedy even at my level, being where he is he must see hundreds and hundreds of comics a year. I am nowhere near egotistical enough to believe he would remember me. Actually, judging by his behavior, I would find it hard to believe he knows any other comics exist at all.

lachiemx 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Well, thats how he gets jokes, you see... anyway, congratulations on all your success!

Stuckbetweenstations 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

I've hung out with a few stand-ups (I'm not naming names, but you've all heard of them), and the thing that surprised me is that each one's stage persona is their real persona. None of them had a "character" as a stage persona; it was just them up there.

Is your experience similar? Do you have anything of a character, or is it all you?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I'm pretty much me on stage. Everyone is a little bit revved up for performance even if it's harder to detect. People lean into their senses of humour more because they're putting it out there. You maybe stray more into the dark material or the energy goes up. Usually, the better comics it's just them turned up a bit. There are exceptions to this rule of course. Mostly its just emphasis. Look at Galifianakis, he's leaning into that side of his personality a lot. He's like that off stage of course but on stage he amps it up for effect and to get the point across.

greginnj 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Hmm, as counterexamples I'd give PeeWee Herman, Emo Philips...

But I know what you mean -- I remember when Buddy Hackett was a guest star on Last Comic Standing, and he was giving advice to Dat Phan (who won) -- he looked him straight in the eye and said "No matter what anybody says, always go to bat with who you are!" It was pretty powerful.

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

I agree.

phildixon 6 points7 points 10 months ago[-]

How did you get started? Did you just start going to a bunch of open mic nights? Or was it a transition from some other medium like radio, acting, sketch comedy of whatever?

unfamous [S] 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

I walked into a comedy club on open mic night and got to work. However, I was an actor from when I was seven years old. Lot's of theatre etc. I had done sketch and some improv so I had a good background in performing. I realized stand up was the fastest way to get the drug to the people though and that was it. I love it, it's so unfettered. Did it once, hooked for life.

tendimensions 5 points6 points 10 months ago[-]

What's your opinion on "Last Comic Standing"?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

I think it bought Katz a new house. It's a reality show but most of those people had already been through the system a few times (development deals etc) so they were hardly plucked from obscurity (some where). A lot fo them where already clients of Barry Katz as it was, so no surprises. Actually just worked with Jon Heffron, we chatted about it for a bit. He's a super nice guy but most of his material doesn't do it for me personally. I totally understand why he did so well, he's right down the middle, men and women are different etc. So, it's a great way to get noticed (well it was) and move a few steps up income wise but I don't know if you'd consider it respected in the comedy community.

robert314 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

What comedians inspired you the most?

C.K. says that after hearing that Carlin wrote new material (most of it at least) for every tour he started doing the same.

Also, are there any topics you won't make fun of? For example, some comedians stay away from religion.

unfamous [S] 4 points5 points 10 months ago[-]

I'll talk about anything. I believe nothing should be off limits. That being said, have responsibility. It's awesome to be able to talk about whatever comes to mind but don't just say things to shock. For example, lots' of comics just drop the "n" bomb to get reactions. That's fine but why are you saying it? Odds are there isn't a good reason so stop it. Everything I write and say on stage is defensible. I always believe it's even more about where it comes from than what is said. People know if it's malicious and they will usually react accordingly. I have no time for hate speak.

I read that blog by C.K. and it was great. He's fantastic and I don't think you'll find many who will argue that point. I personally find any comic (new or old) who loves what they do and brings something fresh to the scene keep to be inspiring.

doubleplus_ 2 points3 points 8 months ago[-]

Thanks for posting this. I have about 5 minutes and am honestly having trouble getting up the courage to actually go out to open mics... I've only gone up twice. Working on it though.

You're just up the road from Portland, but you apparently don't do any shows here. Why the hate? Don't hate.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 8 months ago[-]

I'd love to do shows but I gotta get Harvey's to fit me in. It's all love though. I'm in Seattle January 14 - 16 at the Underground if you feel like a road trip though.

redson 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Thanks for doing, really good IAMA.

What did you do before comedy and do you still maintain a day job?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Thanks. I haven't had a day job in 7 years or so. My last "real" job I wore a tie, worked customer service and got yelled at by angry people all day. The transition was pretty easy, just ditch the tie.

BridgeFullOfGhosts 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

How do you write the routine? i always love to write down the sketches or ideas that come to mind but when they get on paper it's less funnier than the originally concept of the thought.(if that makes any sense) Thanks for the IAma btw.

BridgeFullOfGhosts 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

seriously much love to all comics,

1 question.

How hard is it landing gigs in big cities like LA NYC.?

unfamous [S] 4 points5 points 10 months ago[-]

It's like any other comedy community really, just bigger with more competition. You just have to get to know the right people. Kinda like being the new kid at school. Just keep plugging away, keep being seen at places supporting rooms. Email, call, Facebook etc is super useful but bottom line is just being around. Managers and agents can get you the clubs and bigger shows but getting into the comic's inner circle takes dedication and effort. Oh and also, be really good. The more competition there is the better you have to be to get noticed, just like anywhere else. Unless you're an "alternative" comic, then grow a beard and buy a cardigan and you're set.

BridgeFullOfGhosts 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Thanks alot.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

My pleasure!

guyincorporated 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

How many failed sitcom pilots have you been involved with?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I've had some near misses surely. It's part of the job, you just keep playing the lottery until your numbers come up.

esttr 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I, personally, am not very funny, but my boyfriend is goddamn hilarious. Recently a good friend of ours moved away (she did standup and improv) and so they held her a roast - his bit was the best of the night. Since then we (me, the girl who the roast was for, as well as some of the funniest comedians in the city) have been trying to convince him to try his hand. Anything you'd recommend that might get him to do it?

unfamous [S] 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

It's like learning to swim. You kind of have to wait until their ready to do it. Maybe look up some good open mics for him to hit if he ever agrees to so you have a way to make it easier. I gather you're already being super supportive and that's so huge. The thing is, not everyone is set up to be a stand up they are pretty odd people. He may just be hilarious and stand up isn't his cup of tea. There's always improv and sketch etc. The best thing you can do is be supportive but it sounds like you've got that nailed already.

danj321 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I find that most comedians don't take jokes very well, is this true in your experience? A lot of comedians are bred from dark beginnings, what about you?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Yeah, it's true. Most comics are kind of tortured souls. There's a lot of drug use and particularly alcoholism in this profession. Show biz isn't much of a life on the way up. Most comics are journey men. You go out, work the road, play the clubs, maybe you make an okay living but overall you live out of a suitcase. I've been lucky, I sleep in my own bed most nights (even though I'm in a hotel right now) but I made a conscious effort to live that way.

Comics usually have problems but so do most people. I've had my issues but who hasn't? The only difference is comedians have an outlet for it publicly and a lifestyle that allows (if not encourages) self indulgent behaviour. Comedy doesn't have to come from torture. It's a myth propagated by comics to make us seem dark and brooding. Usually to get women. Haha.

[deleted] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

What's your opinion on Dane Cook and the allegations (with damning evidence) he steals jokes?

donkeytime 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Are you Dane Cook?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Are you Nickelback?

donkeytime 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Yes. I wrote you a song

I hope you like it.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Good god.

Taughtology 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

  • When did you realize you wanted to make a living performing?

  • Have you ever thought about stopping?

  • What are the best and worst parts of road life?

  • Does your job strain or prevent you from having a settled-down family life? (Or is that not something you currently want for yourself?)

  • Is drug use still very common among comedians?

  • How often do you tweak a bit once it's finished?

  • Do you have different ways of connecting with different crowds?

  • Do you feel comedy is regional? i.e. Can certain comedians relate much better to a comedy club audience in St. Louis than Seattle?

  • Is it easier for you to work "blue" or "clean?" (You have to do clean in certain places outside of the comedy club.) Do you think certain topics lend themselves to working in a particular way?

  • Which comedian most influenced your style, and why?

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

  • It was just always something I had in me a guess. I was performing at a very young age and just followed it. I dropped out of high school and went to work. I had a real grown up job for a few years but I was so miserable I left. Came back to stand up and haven't looked back. Fuck your credit and follow your dreams. Haha.

  • Sometimes. It's not an easy life. There's a lot of disappointment and it's harder work than a lot of people realize. There's also the overwhelming possibility that where you are now is where you will stay career wise. It's a rough road to travel but compared to really difficult jobs that contribute to society it's easy as hell. Plus, if you love what you do it helps you stick with it.

  • Road life is very two sided. There's partying (if you're into it) it's kind of exciting the first few times you go out but after awhile being away from home, missing your family and friends and living out of a suitcase (cliche) gets kind of old. It's fun when you get to hang out with your friends and go new places but mostly you're a traveling salesman selling jokes and little pieces of your soul.

  • I know a few comics with the settled family life. I'd like that one day. I don't want to be on the road nine months a year to pay for kids I never see though. Some guys can bring their families with them and that would be awesome.

  • Depends on the comic. Like I said before, it's a life style that encourages that sort of behavior. It's sort of romantic, the drug addled comic. Honestly though more comics I've met are pretty clean or casual drug users(except for drinking a bit and weed) than hard core addicts.

  • I dunno. You just kind of know when a bit is right. However sometimes I will stop doing a bit then come back to it months later and add something because I just thought of it. It's odd, kind of instinct thing. I know guys who have a great piece and then tweak it until it is no good. sometimes you have to stop fiddling.

  • Yeah. Big crowds in clubs and theatres are quite a different vibe than six people in a coffee shop. You sort of suss it out, see what they are like and adapt accordingly. You don't have to pander just be understanding of what different venues demand. I'm not going to rant about religion to a church group because there's no need to be antagonistic but then again I'm not going to do whatever it takes to please them either. It's compromise. The relationship should be symbiotic and that's give and take.

  • Yeah I think it can be. Depends on the subject matter. Relationship, political and racial material for instance usually transfers pretty well. If you're in Seattle and doing jokes about crazy Ed the panhandler with the dreads who hangs out in the U district, that's probably not going to work outside of town.

  • I swear but do not do dick jokes. No real reason other than the fact that I can't seem to write that way. I'm more absurd and a little political. I get ranty to so that's where the swearing comes in for me. I can take all the offensive stuff out and work g rated for shows (Corporate shows are usually like this. They pay really well so you make the compromises to fit their needs). Some topics are easier to do clean than others. If you're talking about an awesome blowjob you got that may be harder to clean up than a joke about how your cat has a bad attitude.

  • It's funny, a lot of people say I'm similar in delivery to Robin Williams and I can see that similarity but he's way better than I'll ever be. I think I am more influenced by my upbringing than other comics. I was born in England and moved to Western Canada when I was young but I was raised with British comedies and very English sensibilities. To that end I have a more British style sense of humour and that gave me some trouble early on. I enjoyed word play and absurd humour much more when I started, I had to learn to adapt it more to a North American palate.

SicTim 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

What's your most bizarre road story?

grigri 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Have you ever shot a moose?

RexManningDay 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

When you're halfway through a show, and the audience is crap and you're crap (it must happen, however good you are) and you're just getting into that big descending whirlpool of poo, have you ever managed to pull it back, or do you just keep going and get it over with?

unfamous [S] 8 points9 points 10 months ago[-]

Some shows are just work. No matter what you do, you're fighting. However, the more experience you have and the more material you can draw from, usually means you have a better chance of fixing the show. Almost all shows are capable of being saved. Having said that, once and awhile, no matter what you or any other comic does you're screwed. Grin and bear it, this too shall pass. Just as long as you don't live and die by every show, you'll be fine.

ambiversive 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

If the audience has no sense of humor (or a very dissimilar sense of humor), you're essentially fucked?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Kind of. I mean you can try and adapt but if they are really that far from where you are it starts to get painful.

mombakkie 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

The club l go to has stand ups every now and again, sometimes they make me laugh and sometimes not and my heart goes out to them as l think what it must feel in that situation. how to you feel when your performance flops?

unfamous [S] 10 points11 points 10 months ago[-]

Everyone bombs. Hicks, C.K., Prior, Carlin, Reagan, Tompkins all of them did/do it. To believe you are somehow immune from it is egotistical and somewhat dillusional. You have to take the setbacks like the successes. Learn from them, use them as fuel. If you can't take rejection, show biz is not for you. I don't like to bomb, no one does but it's hard to paint a master piece without spilling paint once and awhile. Get dirty, get better.

RexManningDay 6 points7 points 10 months ago* [-]

Reagan

He did have that great line about bombing Iran, though.

unfamous [S] 6 points7 points 10 months ago[-]

Yeah. Added an "A." Personally I prefer Brian Regan but Ronald Reagan had quite a few funny bits (however unintentionally) particularly into the senile years.

RexManningDay 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

Okay, so you're definitely 30 mid, or older, I reckon. We'll get ya!

unfamous [S] 14 points15 points 10 months ago[-]

Early thirties actually but I type older than I look.

frak_your_couch 9 points10 points 10 months ago[-]

heh, I do too. I think it's because I paste a tiny moustache and a little cigarette to my hands when I type.

Frankeh 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

You would make a terrible pedophile.

CRAIGTHEPICT 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

Are you Jim Jeffries? I hope you're Jim Jeffries. If not, please pretend to be.

Apologies if that's a shitty guess, I haven't the time to read all your posts and look for clues

hufferz 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Seriously Screeh..GTFO of Reddit!!!

donkeytime 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Your spellchecker doesn't know who Richard Pryor is.

ghostchamber 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Richard Pryor dead is Richard Prior.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

That's very funny. Wish it had been on purpose and I wasn't just a knob who can't seem to spell today.

tzolking 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Ever made a routine and found halfway through that one joke or another was already made by someone?

unfamous [S] 11 points12 points 10 months ago[-]

It happens. If you know someone came up with it first, drop it and move on. The great comics keep writing. Always keep writing. If you find out something you do has been done before by someone else, stop doing it, no matter how much it kills. Write more. Parallel thought happens, not a biggie. What you do when you find out it has is what defines you.

xkillx 2 points3 points 10 months ago* [-]

i checked Unfamous's previous posts to see who he is, and hes go ta good story post in there. what i got is that his name is simon and he is from canada. and somewhere else in this post it says hes in his 30's. is that enough to figure out who he is?
Why the fuck do i get the downvotes!?

badoozie1 13 points14 points 10 months ago* [-]

He also posted some youtube videos of a comic named "Simon King".

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My guess is that his name is Simon King.

xkillx 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

akuzin 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

hahaha nice - yeah why have the same user name right? but then again why not just more exposure for him.

dazzled1 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I didn't actually do this for exposure. I just thought it was something that people may be interested in. Lot's of people ask me about the lifestyle etc so I thought it may be interesting to some of you. There's lots of very funny people on here and I thought some may want to be comics or at least try it. Thought it would be useful. Hopefully I've answered some of your questions to satisfaction. It's a great job and I love it but it is kind of weird being exposed for everyone to judge. Still, it's what I am and I am pretty happy to be doing it enough to live off.

dazzled1 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I hadn't heard of you (I'm British) but have since checked some youtube vids and enjoyed what I saw. Will keep an eye open for you in future. :)

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Thanks!

poubelle 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

A few years ago I watched a documentary that followed four Canadian comedians as they toured the country, and it was a really interesting look at a life I knew nothing about.

In one scene, a comedian named Mike McDonald was talking about his struggles with addiction. He said that all the comedians he's met after years of touring had some sort of major issue -- drugs, alcohol, sex, mental illness, whatever -- and that they were all fucked-up in some way. Do you agree with that sentiment?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I think I may have answered this early on another comment but if I didn't please let me know and I'll reiterate certainly.

bagga 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

How much truth is there to the idea that comedians are comedians because they grew up using humour to divert attention from problems etc? How many comics that you've met have been weird in some way or had some kind of shitty childhood?

I suspect it's just pop psychology bullshit.

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Like I said before. I think most everyone is dealing with something. Comedians have that reputation because a lot of us lean into it. There's this romantic tortured artist image a lot of the comics have. Everyone is different. I have my stories but so does everybody and believe me mine pale in comparison to what a lot of people deal with. I am a very lucky man with a fabulous support system. I wouldn't describe myself as a misanthrope and have never used drugs (people think I'm on coke but no, too fat for coke) or been a drunk. A lot of comics developed their sense of humour as a defense mechanism, I think that's where that idea comes from.

redson 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Did you relocate for comedy? If so, how long did it take you to re-establish yourself in the comedy community in the new town?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

I've done comedy mostly having two cities as a base. I started in Vancouver and worked my way up from the proverbial mail room and then started in LA. It's different when you are established and move to a new scene, specially if you have people you know who can help you get time. I would have preferred New York or London but I had people who wanted me to be in LA. I had to showcase a bit, introduce myself as the new kid in town and drink lots with people (that I liked) but after awhile I guess they dug me enough to let me play the rooms and I was in. Be honest and decent and do your best and it's hard for them to push you away. Sometimes even if a comic isn't that good they get stage time or become part of the community because people like them. Just don't be a douche and things sorta work out.

redson 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Who are your top 3 comedians that you think should be better known? Guys who are amazing but just haven't gotten their break.

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

That's hard. There's some amazing comics that no one knows about. Kyle Kinane is a comic from LA, he's awesome. There's a guy named Kelly Dixon you'll never hear of. The list is long. I would say JP Mass or Peter Kelamis (he's on the new Stargate Universe show now so you may know him sooner rather than later). Lots of good stuff out there. Humbled to have worked with all of those fellows.

redson 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Kyle Kinane is fantastic. I just saw him featuring for Patton Oswalt in San Francisco. Peter Kelamis strikes a bell. I'll definitely look them all up, thanks.

GeorgeWashingblagh 1 point2 points 5 months ago[-]

You should definitely know Peter Kelamis because he was the voice of Goku on Dragon Ball Z. Sadly, I didn't look this up just now, but actually have that fact stored in my brain.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Yeah is great. I should add Dylan Rhymer to that list too. Guy is way underrated.

redson 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

It's comedy dogma in the US that at some point you have to either move to NY/LA or stop moving forward. Do you agree/disagree with this or is it possible to make a living out of a "B" comedy town.

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

I make the majority of my living in the North West and in Canada. There is no pure stand up comedy money really in LA itself. I don't know NY that well so I can't say but from my experience those towns are more for TV, film, writing etc. You can have a good living and a fun time as a journeyman comic wandering around from gig to gig most any decent scene with road work will give you that. It helps you get sharp too. Stage time is longer and more useful for building where TV etc is not the primary focus. You want to step up to the next level and do more TV etc you do have to start thinking NY or LA.

diamond 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Who are some of your favorite comics? Who do you really look up to?

papalmonkey 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Timely.

I'm 31, and I've been doing amateur standup for about six months. I was doing pretty good out west, but recently moved back to the northeast. Since I've been back, every show I've done has had some kind of disaster.

For example, just last night was an amateur comedy competition at Catch A Rising Star. I was excited and prepared and packed the room with friends. And promptly choked. I've never experienced anything like it. I did eight minutes worth of material in four minutes, then just stared at the audience in silence for about twenty seconds before saying "I guess that's all I've got", and saying goodnight.

I guess my question is this: How do you know if you've got what it takes?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Only you can answer that but the audience will let you know. Some comics take years to hit their stride. Just figure out why you are doing it. If you love it, if you need to do it, do it. Keep plugging away. My rule is this:

Work hard. Get better. Then get better. Then when you're better get better. Then get better again. Then keep getting better. When you think you're as good as you can get. Get better.

ZetaII 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Artie?

unfamous [S] 4 points5 points 10 months ago[-]

Ha ha, no but he's great.

Bubba-Booey 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Ever been on Stern?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

No, I'm not a famous fellow by any means. I'm just a working comic.

Bubba-Booey 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

Listening to stern helped give me a bit of insight to how tough and scary it is to be a standup. They talk to a lot of guys and they actually discuss things like bombing and length of sets and all that stuff that you don't really get respect for.

[deleted] -3 points-2 points 10 months ago[-]

Tell us some good jokes.

unfamous [S] 17 points18 points 10 months ago[-]

I said I was a comedian. I didn't say I had >good< jokes.

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unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Sorry you don't find me funny Crankyshorts but thanks for posting the link in case somebody else likes it.

(That was sincere and not sarcastic, please don't take it as such)

[deleted] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

It takes different strokes for different folks. Hopefully you'll find some new fans!

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Thanks!

niceporch -1 points0 points 10 months ago[-]

your comments aren't funny.

explain.

Vogelbein 3 points4 points 10 months ago[-]

he's not getting paid for doing this.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I'm not funny. Good call. I'm going to go and cry with a loaded gun in my mouth.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

mmm...that sounds dangerous...

unfamous [S] 3 points4 points 10 months ago* [-]

Dangerous or just too crazy real? Haha. I don't have a gun but there's a bunch of fast food near here and I'm pretty sure I can commit suicide by McNugget if I get too sad.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

McNuggets? No no no, just eat sachet upon sachet of tomato ketchup. It's free for a start (affording you an impressive, mafia style funeral), it's dramatic, and it's also very unique. I would guess that roughly 2 trillion americans die every year from McNuggets, so if you want to stand out and get your name out there, I'd recommend it. Alternatively there's the "speedball" option, which I hear is quite popular with today's modern comic, and I believe it is acheived by tying one's limbs to four horses and having them run in oposite directions.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I'm looking up horse rentals right now. What about a ketchup plus horse combo? (That sounded vaguely dirty)

[deleted] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

As it won't be me cleaning it up, I like it.

cansbunsandpins -1 points0 points 10 months ago[-]

Are you funny?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

That's pretty subjective. Some people think so. Others not so much. I guess I'm good enough to be a working headliner and I'm always trying to get better.

I probably should have written something funny in response to that.

odeusebrasileiro 0 points1 point 9 months ago[-]

say something funny?

wza 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

ever do a show with lorne newman?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Can't say that I have.

wza 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

you're lucky. i hate that asshole.

redson 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

What are the most comic mistakes you see new comics making? Put another way, what advice would you give to someone in their first year or two of doing stand-up?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

A lot of new comics seem to half ass it. They don't actually put in the work. There are so many people that get into comedy and so many that don't stick around it's hard at first to prove you're serious about it. Here's a few things that can help you get some respect and make you known to be more than a hobbyist:

  • Show up. Even if you're not on a show, support the rooms if you can. It shows that you support the community. It doesn't go unnoticed. Also, if someone doesn't get there to do the gig you can probably grab their unused stage time. Remember "out of sight, out of mind"

  • Do your time. When you are given five minutes, do five minutes. Learn this habit early, everyone will appreciate it.

  • When you're booked, be there. Don't just not show up. If you're not going to make it, call. It's common courtesy but you'd be surprised how many comics just don't do it. Reliability is a big issue with comedians, be the guy they don't worry will be there.

  • Listen. One of the benefits of doing a spot or being in the community is you get to watch and learn. Use that time. Stick around for the whole show if you can, you may just learn something and it will be noticed that you stuck around.

  • Try stuff. Have fun and experiment. Do the best you can but don't be afraid to work new things. Expand your horizons. Nothing worse than someone who clings to their first five for two years. There is no time frame on this stuff but you should know you aren't really going to be working until you get your first solid thirty.

  • Don't be a douche. You probably aren't at all but you'd be surprised how many people don't realize this effects them adversely. I would rather work with a good dude who wasn't as great a comic than a genius who was an asshat. Be the person people want to be on the show because they're cool as well as being a room killer.

  • And finally. Don't suck.

Virtualmatt 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I'm liking the dry humor in your comments; now you need to link us up with some youtube video of your :P

unfamous [S] 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Ask and ye shall receive :

http://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange

That's got a bunch of clips and some sketch stuff if you'd like to have a wander around. Thanks very much for your interest.

quaks 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

That's really funny :) When do you come to DC?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

I have no plans to be in DC for the rest of the year unfortunately but I will likely be in New York sometime in the near future. If I get to DC while I'm out that way I will definitely post it on my website: http://www.thisissimonking.com/

and

Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Simon-King/19654881876?ref=nf

so people can come out if they want. Thanks so much!

Virtualmatt 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Haha, pretty funny stuff!

biddycents 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

ZACK GALIFANKIS!!!!!!

nevermind

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

If only I had such an impressive beard.

aspaceoddity 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I saw Greg Giraldo live at Notre Dame. Everyone loved his routine, was laughing their asses off. But the whole time it felt like that was disconcerting for him, like he expected us to be offended at some point. Have you ever had an experience where the audience reacted completely differently than expected and were thrown off because of it? I still don't understand exactly why he did what he did (explicitly told us he couldn't figure out what we liked or not), unless it was just to be a funny response to the audience.

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

That's odd. Was he doing heavy religious material or something? It may have been a content warning he was given before going up. I've had that before where just before you go out they say "Oh and no abortion, religious, political or gay material. Oh and no f bombs. Have a good set." That'll mess with you're head.

ungage 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

How long would you rehearse a joke on average?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Till it's right. It's odd, sometimes it's great the first time out. Sometimes you fiddle for months or years and eventually ditch it. I generally use the three strikes rule. If I do it three times and it still isn't working the way I want I put it out to pasture. It may return if I think I can rework it or I have some sort of epiphany but usually when it's gone it's gone.

Honeymaid 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Can you give me Maria Bamford's number? :D?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I wish I had it.

sims5487 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

How meticulously do you write? I've tried a bunch of different ways trying to find what works for me. Are you more of a word-for-word comic or do you get the basic idea and kind of riff on stage in more of a freestyle way?

Do the jokes sort of come to you? Or do you just pick a topic and just start writing and then go back and see what you can mine from it?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

I'm much more loose improv style. I riff until I get something I like and then run with it. Very freestyle, specially when I am in a workout room. I move fast so I often find it keeps me sharp to improv whole sets at speed. I do however have bits that I do in a certain order (usually pretty much the same) when I am doing a club show or paid work. I play around but make sure they get their money's worth.

You also have to have you're showcase stuff tight. Lot's of comics get their breaks of 5-7 minute sets and those need to be killers. That's when you get more word perfect, you need to get the most bang for your buck in short time and thus you can't be leaving gaps or adding extra words you don't really need.

In short, I would probably be described best as an improv heavy freestyle comic who has material he falls back on when needed.

An example; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaoEtB5hBpA

That bit came from me screwing around with the idea of a depressed motivational speaker at a gig a couple weeks before this was filmed. I just organized the set up but other than that the piece is basically the same as when I improved it the first time. I did the piece last night (it's about six weeks since I first did it) and it's the same. I'll improv inside that bit but the setup and the "I also sell oranges" line are the same. Inside of that framework this bit has been a few seconds long and once almost five minutes. Depends on what the crowd wants. I'm only too happy to play around.

lol_whut 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Who are your favorite acts to study from the modern era? I mean like Mitch Hedburg and newer. Who do you think is awesome and that we should not miss when they come through denver?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago* [-]

Personally, I have varied tastes. I like C.K. and Regan tons. The Conchords are fantastic, Oswalt can be awesome. Paul F Tompkins is fabulous too. The great thing about YouTube is that you can see comedy from any time past and present and see what you like. Shop around, look at lots of stuff. I will always have a place in my heart for Carlin. I appreciate what Hicks, Prior and Bruce did for comedy. I love Bob Newhart, Hedberg, Galifianakis and even some Robin Williams. It's all personal taste. Just look around, listen, watch but more so go see some live comedy. It's so much better live.

Find out what you like then jump on it when they come to town. I'm missing Louis CK right now by being on the road but I gots to get paid.

sadf 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

What is your stance on the belief that humor is just hostility in disguise?

unfamous [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

That may be true. You could make arguments for that but you could also make arguments against over analyzing things for the sake of it. I think if you dig deep enough you may find that, it's human emotion so it's always a variable as to intent.

fsk 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Do you have any advice for someone who's considering experimenting with standup? I live in NYC.

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Do it. You'll fun out soon enough if it's something you can get into. NY has a great scene but it's hard to get into. Be around, see lot's of shows. Get comfortable with the format and how it's done live before you get on stage. When you do go up there remember it's about you and the audience, nothing else matters until you're off stage. Enjoy yourself. That's key, you'll find out quickly if you love it or not.

hugh_jass 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

You'll fun out soon enough if it's something you can get into.

Freudian moment?

unfamous [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Yeah, sorry my spelling is the shtis.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

have you been on o&a ?

sleepyj910 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

How do you come up with bits? Do you write jokes down, practice telling stories to friends? How often do you repeat the same jokes? When you get on stage do you know exactly what you're gonna say or do you have a large repertoire that you fit to the mood. What if they called ovaltine 'roundtine'. Gold!

SecretOnlineIdentity 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Wyatt Cenac?

cartooncorpse 0 points1 point 10 months ago* [-]

Were you recently (or ever) on comedy central/comedy channel? I saw a new comedian a few weeks ago that I liked, but can't remember his name, he was kind of chubby i remember.

lunchladydoris2 -3 points-2 points 10 months ago[-]

do you pick out audience members and make fun of them? if so, that's not good comedy. it is LAZY comedy and it sucks. some of my worst comedian experiences have been where the on-stage "talent" starts doing this. great way to avoid being actually funny.

Vogelbein -1 points0 points 10 months ago[-]

Do you ever ask a question, just to have an excuse to randomly shout your opinion?

lunchladydoris2 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

never ever. also, you smell.

Vogelbein 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

that actually made me laugh, i have to upvote this.

lunchladydoris2 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

i try. usually, very awkwardly.

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fr-josh 2 points3 points 10 months ago[-]

Dance, monkey! DANCE!