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[–]raymondmarble 585 points586 points ago

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Any general advice? Like the best time to shop for a fare, the best agency or website, how far in advance to book...

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 1375 points1376 points ago

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Best website: Bing.com/travel - the fare predictor is pure genius. Not even Delta agents have access to that information. A close second would be Skyscanner.

In general you want to book 6 weeks to 12 weeks in advance. Any earlier and the flights won't be on sale, any later and the others will have already snapped up all the low fares. Award tickets are another animal though.

[–]tuzion 1373 points1374 points ago

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This is the first time I've seen someone essentially say "Bing it" and not be saying it sarcastically.

[–]ImJustRick 637 points638 points ago

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Dude, you're getting a Dell!

[–]zaydoc 237 points238 points ago

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[–]Agriasoaks 157 points158 points ago

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Just watch the water drip off his nose forever.

[–]wickz 200 points201 points ago

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you ruined this gif for me

[–]MasonJoody 529 points530 points ago

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[–]SoMuchDerp 174 points175 points ago

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R U WIZURD?

[–]jaketheviolist 74 points75 points ago

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Now we can watch it drip off his ear!

[–]MasonJoody 53 points54 points ago

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Now you're just nitpicking, sir.

[–]artydecor 82 points83 points ago

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I've heard Matrix Airfare Search is pretty good too.

[–]netravelagency 11 points12 points ago

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Matrix is the demo site for the ITA low fare search engine which powers most of the Internet low fare searches. It doesn't allow you to book directly, but it has every feature turned on and tuned to be the best option for the customer. Not every one of ITA's customers turns on every feature, nor are they necessarily running the newest version of the software.

[–]spookieMB 206 points207 points ago

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I'd say this only works in America. I'm form the UK and Skyscanner has given me much cheaper deals. The fare/price predictor doesn't work for any UK airports and all prices are in dollars... even though it recognises im in London! I'm not saying Travel Authority is wrong, just that bing is pretty useless in the UK.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 219 points220 points ago

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Yes, I should have stated that I'm a US based agent so that's why I prefer Bing.

[–]koric 154 points155 points ago

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A little history into this feature of Bing (and also did you know about http://decide.com ?)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/07/technology/personaltech/web-site-offers-help-getting-deals-on-electronics.html?pagewanted=all

"“We are not clairvoyants,” said Oren Etzioni, a University of Washington computer science professor who co-founded Decide. “We give consumers visibility.”

Decide is run by many of the same people who built Farecast, a site that gave consumers a fighting chance against the airlines, which are constantly changing prices to match demand.

“Consumers have no access to big data,” said Mr. Etzioni, who also founded Farecast.

After he sold Farecast to Microsoft for $115 million — it is now part of the Bing search engine — Mr. Etzioni went looking for another consumer problem to solve."

[–]glovesoff11 88 points89 points ago

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I'd like to buy this man a beer.

[–]protox88 32 points33 points ago

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I've never seen anything that's on Skyscanner that isn't on ITA Matrix though I do agree Bing Travel is pretty cool. Price predictor is only for USA-based flights as far as I remember.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 129 points130 points ago

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I love that skyscanner lets you search with the airport code "USA". It brings up all the flights from the USA to a particular destination. Often it's cheaper to book one ticket to the coast and a separate flight internationally. Skyscanner makes planning that easy.

[–]whatever-silly 82 points83 points ago

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Fares are cheaper on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Don't buy any other day. Most people buy this kind of stuff on weekends, and the airlines know that.

About 8 weeks ago, I had a booking challenge. My nieces were scheduled to come visit for two weeks this summer. My grandma had to fly up for ten days, and bring them back down. Then my dad had to fly them back home, he stays for 8 days, then comes back.

In comes booking. We have to purchase each fare seperately because of guardian changes. After I booked the two legs my grandma was flying on, I checked the price for my dads. The price jumped $150 per person. Well, my dad has been flying for years and complained when this happened, but he always paid the price they said, he had no choice. Fuck that! I cleared cookies and all that shit, rechecked, and the prices were now the same as the first two trips. Oh, this was on United, but I've encountered this on many other airline/travel sites.

[–]Nomikos 17 points18 points ago

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Yep, the cookie thing definitely makes a difference. It'll also often happen that you're just checking prices one day, then again a few days later, and find they've gone up 50%. Remove cookies, back to old price.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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How do you find the time to travel 200,000 miles in one year?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 233 points234 points ago

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During the low travel season we're offered a lot of unpaid leave and I take it. Between that and trading away shifts I usually have 5+ months off every year.

[–]meyerkins 48 points49 points ago

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As a DL Merit employee I hate you. I'm lucky to get four days off in a row. Grrr. But I still travel the shit outta my benefits!

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[–]Cerberus136 353 points354 points ago

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As a college intern, I HATE YOU ALL

[–]wink27 12 points13 points ago

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You're interning to be a college student? That must suck.

[–]mexicanninja23 107 points108 points ago

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TIL People use Bing.

[–]theillustratedlife 27 points28 points ago

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Have you looked at Hipmunk? I was under the impression that all the aggregators get the same data and just display it differently.

[–]40637 497 points498 points ago

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Nice try, Microsoft.

[–]stinkytaco 10 points11 points ago

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Award tickets are another animal though.

Well?

[–]joshsc63 161 points162 points ago

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Is there any special "tips" for international flights and getting the lowest fare?

Does it even help if you book super far in advance? (+6 months)

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 269 points270 points ago

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Unless you're booking business/first class, booking super far in advance is always a bad move. Airlines charge higher fares for those reservations. It's just like in the tech world where the early adopters pay more.

What kind of "tips"? Ethical or Unethical? I have lots of both.

[–]joshsc63 135 points136 points ago

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Both :)

I can't even imagine how someone outside of the airline company can do anything unethical.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 267 points268 points ago

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There are lots of unethical ones like booking child fares for adults to get 10-20% off or using bereavement/medical exemptions to get cheaper last minute fares or to get agents to waive change fees. Delta/AirFrance/KLM require a bit of info such as a hospital name, address, and phone number for a medical fare but they NEVER call to check up on it so I'm surprised more people don't just lie about it.

[–]kleib323 218 points219 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you are going to hell if you use a bereavement fare just so you can save money.

I will say though, it's really silly that they have child fares. A seat is a seat, why should it be cheaper for children? Do the airlines really want to encourage people to bring their screaming kids on board by forcing the rest of us to subsidize them?

[–]rckid13 264 points265 points ago

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As a pilot I have two speculations as to why kids are charged less. The one that makes the most sense is probably because they're almost guaranteed to come with at least one if not two full fare paying adults. If one airline is charging kids full price while another airline is offering a child discount then all three family members are going to go with the cheaper airline. It's probably about competition for those adult fares.

The other smaller reason could be because when we run the weight and balance on the airplane children are put in the computer as weighing 82 pounds while we count adults as weighing 190 pounds. Sometimes this will allow us to take extra bags, cargo or people on board if we have lots of kids on the flight because the plane will weigh less on paper. The airline makes more money that way.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points ago

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Yes! I'm still below the average adult fatty!

[–]rckid13 93 points94 points ago

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The 190 is supposed to account for the person + a carry on bag and a backpack. I run five miles a day and I'm still well over 190 if you include my two carry ons. Most people on the plane are a lot bigger than me too. The weight calculations definitely need to be updated.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 71 points72 points ago

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Not infant fares but child fares (think 6-12 yrs old).

[–]Stereo 113 points114 points ago

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You say nobody will notice I have a low voice and a beard if I book a ticket for a 12 year old?

[–]DistortionBB 84 points85 points ago

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If you book and check in online you might not interact face-to-face with an airline employee until you're boarding the airplane, and the gate agents aren't very likely to look too closely at the tickets as they scan them. You'll need at least one adult on the reservation though; booking a child fare on its own will become an unaccompanied minor, requiring a fee and "adults" meeting you on each end of the itinerary....

[–]bruint 165 points166 points ago

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That would be hilarious though: "Oh, I was waiting for little Timothy...I brought a lolly pop for his next flight"

"Well, uhh, I'll still have that. Thanks."

[–]PsykickPriest 6 points7 points ago

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That's some Curb Your Enthusiasm material right there.

[–]DefterPunk 17 points18 points ago

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If a kid calls the airline to book a flight by themselves, I would be more suspicious than if a parent sounding figure were doing it.

[–]i_wanted_to_say 84 points85 points ago

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A seat is a seat, why should it be cheaper for children?

Because they weigh (in theory) significantly less than adults?

[–]blewisCU 180 points181 points ago

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No, because they come with an accompanying adult. Price amortized over 2 seats (incremental revenue). It also incentivizes leisure traffic, which comprises 70% of all airline traffic.

[–]rckid13 34 points35 points ago

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I think you're both right. A child comes with normally at least one if not two full fare paying adults so the airlines have competition to give the family the lowest rate so three people buy their tickets. Kids also weigh less when we fill out the load manifest for the airplane so sometimes it will allow us to take more bags, cargo or passengers on board if we have a few kids on board. The airline can make money off of taking more cargo or another person with the weight saved by the child.

[–]The_Devil_AMA 584 points585 points ago

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Unethical please.

[–]Blueskiesforever 290 points291 points ago

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Nice try Satan.

[–]blewisCU 33 points34 points ago

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I used to do revenue management for an airline, later did network strategy, and I'm not sure this is entirely correct.

Certainly you protect inventory greater than 6 months out, but you adjust it based on an expected fill/yield curve. Demand can soften at any point and a team of RM analysts are correcting these markets daily to arrive at the right conclusion. If something ends up falling short and you need some instant fill, you release lower fare inventories. There is no magic spot that predicts when the price will be "right." In fact, many times you have last minute fares [7 DBA (days before arrival, hotel inventory term] that are much cheaper than the fares being sold 6-12 weeks out.

[–]quick_thinkfast 15 points16 points ago

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Always have booked my international flights 1-3 weeks out. Usually sub $700 including taxes and fees.

This is when I used to live on NYC and usually flew to either Munich, London or Amsterdam.

Cheapest all time international flight I booked was during the height of the financial scare in December 2008. Munich to Dubai roundtrip for $235 including taxes.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 25 points26 points ago

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NYC is somewhat of a special case though. There's so much airline competition there that you can often get good fares even booking on the day of travel.

[–]quick_thinkfast 11 points12 points ago

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Get excellent fairs out of Munich as well nowadays. As a rule I generally will not pay more than €600 for intercontinental travel. Last minute has always worked out well, especially if you really do not care where you go on vacation.

When I take two weeks in August the wife and I will go to one of the last minute travel services in town, pick up their daily printed deals, have a bottle of wine, and book. On the plane within 12-24 hours.

Once had a 7 day all inclusive trip to a 5 star hotel in Turkey including flight and transfers for €380 per person

[–]DierdraVaal 15 points16 points ago

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Airlines charge higher fares for those reservations.

This actually really surprised me. Whenever I've had to travel in the past few years I've always noticed ticket prices going up as the date got nearer, rather than ticket prices going down.

[–]myredditlogintoo 10 points11 points ago

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That's because the prices are high far in advance, then they fall, then they go up again. It makes sense if you think about it. If you're booking a week from now, chances are that you have to fly, likely have to fly on these particular dates, and a lot of seats are already filled, so you will pay more to make sure you get there. From what I noticed, anything less than two weeks, and you'll pay through the nose.

[–]hewhosits 22 points23 points ago

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What are some unethical ways to get low fares on international flights?

[–]The_Devil_AMA 119 points120 points ago

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Would this be a viable career for someone with a family?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 194 points195 points ago

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Yes, definitely. The average age of the reservations agents and flight attendants in pre-merger Northwest cities (Minneapolis, Detroit, Seattle etc.) is probably 45 or higher so most of them have families. The hours are super flexible, the health benefits are decent, the pay is solid, and your spouse, parents, and kids fly free.

[–]The_Devil_AMA 96 points97 points ago

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Wow, everyone flies free? That is such a great deal. I need to look in to this. What airline is the best employer?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 230 points231 points ago

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If you're in the US it's Southwest Airlines. No Question. Highest pay, best benefits, best management.

Delta or United/Continental will offer better flight benefits because of their larger network but that's about it.

[–]The_Devil_AMA 36 points37 points ago

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Is it possible to work for star alliance in general and then get flights all over their network? Is that what happens when you work with United or continental?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 104 points105 points ago

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Flights on other airlines are heavily discounted (75-90%+) but not free. Actually, most airlines extend those heavily discounted travel tickets to employees of competing airlines too. For instance, Delta employees get 90% off tickets on United, British Airlines, Finnair, JetBlue, US Air, Alaska, Hawaiian, Japan Airlines, Thai Airways, Singapore Airlines, Korean Airlines etc.

[–]DbleWebbBrkfst 11 points12 points ago

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Seriously? Even though most of these airlines are either in Star Alliance or OneWorld and not SkyTeam? Wow, that would be awesome.

[–]vortex320 233 points234 points ago

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I'd like to visit Europe for a week. I live in Atlanta. The cheapest I have EVER found was $800. And for next month the best I can find is 1.100. What am I doing wrong? Is there no way to get across the pond cheaply?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 410 points411 points ago

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I'd look for flights outside of ATL. Unfortunately you're in a Delta hub and that means they have very little competition. You might try flying from a smaller city too. Sometimes booking from Columbus, GA or a city close to ATL will give you a much lower fare even though that flight actually connects in ATL anyway.

Try Skyscanner. You can also send me a message with the dates, places etc. and I'll look into it for you. BTW, I don't get commission or anything.

But $1,100 is about average for a summer round trip to Europe.

[–]ptsbbam 263 points264 points ago

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I'd like to add in my own little story that backs up his idea completely.

I live in Charlotte, North Carolina. It's a major hub for US air.

Last summer I was looking at flying to Detroit. A direct flight from charlotte to detroit was like $700, which was insane. However, what I did was search flights out of a small airport in Greenville, SC (about 2 hours away) to Detroit. They didnt have any direct flights. For me to wake up earlier, drive down to Greenville, get on a flight back to Charlotte, and then take the SAME flight from Charlotte to Detroit that I had scheduled before, it would only cost like $275.

TL;DR: Look for flights leaving out of smaller airports outside of your city. It saved me over $500.

[–]Berdiie 41 points42 points ago

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The Greenville airport is pretty awesome. Cool little garden, good restaurant, and cheap flights.

[–]pewpewberty 48 points49 points ago

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Silly question. Why didn't you just book the two flights, miss the first one from Greenville to Charlotte, go to the Charlotte airport and catch the second flight?

[–]zikadu 73 points74 points ago

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They don't let you do that. A friend of mine was going to Seattle from SoCal and his flight left from san diego and connected in LAX before going straight to Seattle. He called the airline and asked if he could just drive to LAX and get the connection, but they said that they'd cancel his flight.

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this is because they know you can cheat the system if you do this.

[–]tyrryt 39 points40 points ago

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Maybe "cheat" would be better - their system is a fucking scam, it doesn't seem like cheating to try to minimize your costs.

[–]pan0ramic 41 points42 points ago

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This is called hidden city booking and the airlines are wise to your antics! If you aren't a frequent flyer with the airline then you're probably going to be OK. But if you travel on the airline a lot and have a lot of miles then they may punish you by taking away miles or even kick you out of the program entirely.

www.flyertalk.com has stickied forum post dedicated to this ploy with lots of stories.

edit: The only time you should EVER think about doing this is on your way home. Truncating your ticket, forfeiting the rest of the flights should be OK once in awhile, but don't do it at the start or in the middle of your trip or else the rest of the flights will likely be cancelled.

[–]TheHaberdasher 126 points127 points ago

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Your first mistake was trying to fly to Detroit

[–]narwhals_ftw 6 points7 points ago

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Pfft. I've flown in to Detroit dozens of times with no issues. Granted it was in a private VTOL owned by my boss in the year 2027.

Well now you mention it there was a riot one time.

[–]whygook 103 points104 points ago

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Olympics start in July... that may be it.

[–]tizz66 35 points36 points ago

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Flights to Europe literally double during the summer, because that's when the whole world wants to vacation (and especially this year, with the London Olympics). Try looking for dates starting late September up until about mid May. I usually fly for about $650.

Also, only booking a month in advance will mean prices are higher - airlines don't seem to follow the usual pricing trend of things getting cheaper as they get closer to being expired. As TravelAuthority said, at a minimum do it 6 weeks in advance, but a couple of months is better. Try to be flexible in your dates, certain days of the week are cheaper than others (I forget which, but I think Thurs-Mon tend to be cheaper than Tues & Weds).

[–]ukzel 55 points56 points ago

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best day of the week to get the lowest fare? best time of day?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]luckyshell 109 points110 points ago

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What qualifications do you need to be a reservation agent?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 169 points170 points ago

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They prefer 2 years of sales or call center experience. Nothing other than that. Well, you do have to pass an incredibly thorough FBI background check but that's all.

[–]Extre 277 points278 points ago

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Does a "last minute system" exists ?

I'll explain : Going to an airport with no idea where you are going, but waiting for a flight to have seats non taken at the last moment. Is it possible to have really low prices ?

[–]jetsonian 784 points785 points ago

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This is probably a really good way to make sure that you get a full cavity search at security.

"I don't know where I'm going, I just need to be on a plane today."

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[–]JeffMcBiscuit 248 points249 points ago

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That sounds awesome.

[–]boomboompowpow 291 points292 points ago

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Congratulations! You are going to the former soviet republic of Estonia! Thank you "mystery flights" !

[–]ANUSAURUSREX 380 points381 points ago

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Estonia is actually a whole lot of fun mind you. Not so much in winter but summers are long and the capital is a beauty.

[–]m_s_m 324 points325 points ago

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Stop ruining jokes with knowledge.

[–]aleale21 7 points8 points ago

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Anasarusrex don't give no fuck!

[–]KittyKatKlubMeow 83 points84 points ago

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Talinn is actually amazing to visit.

[–]PhanTom_lt 51 points52 points ago

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Hey, Estonia is a pretty cool place nowadays, one of the fastest developments out of ex-soviet block countries.

[–]halozano 49 points50 points ago

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You may be kidding, but I was just there and had an amazing time. Its beautiful and the girls are absolutely hot. I hope I can go there again soon!!

[–]demonofthefall 113 points114 points ago

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Welcome to Shitholetropolis - where we couldn't normally sell our tickets, so we give them to adventurous folk like you.

[–]BitchesLove 127 points128 points ago

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Next stop- Wisconsin.

[–]SweetKri 42 points43 points ago

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Hey now, Wisconsin is great if you like beer and meat.

[–]tortnotes 18 points19 points ago

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Don't forget the cheese.

[–]Scarlet- 9 points10 points ago

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That sounds okay.

[–]rblue 6 points7 points ago

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I'd love that.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 272 points273 points ago

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Nope. And the posters below are correct about the security risk. As an employee I travel with no bags often and I definitely have been questioned a few times.

[–]travis_of_the_cosmos 80 points81 points ago

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Actually this is wrong. There is such a system but it is internal to the airlines - they use it to sell standby tickets to employees and friends. While active employees and minor dependents typically travel free, other people pay just a little bit more than the cost of the fuel needed to transport their weight. If you want to fly on this basis, find an airline employee and try to get a "buddy pass" (names may vary). Note that for certain routes and dates you may have approximately 0% chance of getting on.*

The security risk issue is bullshit. It is common for dozens of people to standby for a given flight and not know who is getting on until the last minute. There are procedures in place for handling this - they go out to the gate using a "Seat Request Card" instead of a boarding pass, and their checked luggage is tagged with special standby bag tags. I do this all the time and am not screened any more or less than other passengers.

Source: I have traveled on Delta standby passes for my entire life. Nobody has spent more time hanging out in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport than me.

*Note that this is specific to Delta. Other airlines may differ.

[–]aneelio86 87 points88 points ago

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What is the fastest way to rack up miles? Credit Cards? Special promos or secret deals?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 178 points179 points ago

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Credit Cards are the best. Some people run their businesses off their credit cards and rack up millions of miles pretty easily. Suntrust Bank also has a checking account with a Skymiles debit card. that account is nice because the electronic bill pay also earns miles. So you can pay your rent/mortgage via bill pay and get miles for it. And if the person or org you're paying doesn't accept electronic payments it mails them a check.

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[–]elonepb 22 points23 points ago

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Use ExpertFlyer.com ($10/month subscription) and track when cheap rewards (or certain seats) become available. I use this flawlessly so I never have to search an airline site. I'll just get a txt msg when the cheap-mileage-version of the my flight becomes available.

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[–]TravelAuthority[S] 289 points290 points ago

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United has a medical policy that waives the change fees provided you can present documentation. Call and ask about it. Ask to talk to a supervisor if the agent can't or won't help you. IIRC I think there's a law that states all tickets sold in the US are refundable in the case that a passenger is too ill to travel during the ticket validity period (or is terminally ill). they handle those on a case by case basis though so definitely talk to a supervisor

[–]Big_Bird_nation 168 points169 points ago

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I'm 6'6". I'm flying back from Shanghai to DTW in a few weeks. Can you help me figure out the best way to get a seat with legroom?

In general I arrive at the gate early to see if I can find my way into a better seat. Is there anything else I could do?

Edit: Might I add all of you tall folk should join me over at /r/tall

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 314 points315 points ago

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Go with Economy Comfort or Exit Row. That may cost you a bit though. Also take a look on Seatguru.com to determine with seats have the most leg room. Unethically, you could call the reservations agents and say you have a medical disability that requires a bulkhead seat (you don't have to state exactly what it is and Delta agents are forbidden to ask).

[–]Freedmonster 250 points251 points ago

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Couldn't my medical disability be that I'm well above average height, in an airplane with wicked tiny seats?

[–]p337 68 points69 points ago

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At the expense of the other tall person who booked that seat 3 months earlier. :P

[–]Neato 229 points230 points ago

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If you claim 6'6" is disabled, you must return all your basketball and track trophies and redo all your physical fitness running tests with a 2min handicap.

[–]Freedmonster 6 points7 points ago

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Man, I wish I was good at basketball. Also, with a wide frame I am not a track star.

[–]robotman707 9 points10 points ago

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True, 6'5" and I'm discriminated against. Stop putting things out of your own reach and you won't need me to get it for you!

[–]epikos 88 points89 points ago

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I'm 6'1" and standard coach tickets are agony for me. If I were 6'6", I'd consider that a legitimate medical disability! lol

[–]Whatchamazog 23 points24 points ago

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I'm 6'4" and coach is rough in Delta...especially when the person in front of me reclines their seat with the force of Thor's hammer. Depends on the plane of course...

[–]Emberglo 28 points29 points ago

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I'm 6'3" and flying sucks. On United Economy Plus (free upgrade) the guy in front of me kept trying to recline his seat but kept meeting the resistance of my knees. So instead of just leaving it partway back, he held the button in and started bouncing the seat against my knees. I waited til he fell asleep the bounced his seat all the way from Chicago to Zurich. He was pissed when we got off.

[–]johnyutah 71 points72 points ago

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I'm 6'5", and I always go early to book exit seats. Now we have to pay for them, but that's a different complaint... The worst is when I go early, but others already requested the seats. And then, when I walk onto the plane, they're short people. Drives me crazy. I usually just walk by and fart next to them though.

Also, it would be nice if people in front of you could actually ask to move the seat back instead of slamming it back right when the bell dings, which crushes your knees with the metal hinge if you are over 6 feet tall. I've been injured by that before and had to go see a doctor because my knee was all jacked up...

[–]Waffle_Bot 35 points36 points ago

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I usually just walk by and fart next to them though.

The most effective of all passive aggressive tactics

[–]312Pirate 16 points17 points ago

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Definitely had this happen a lot as I am 6'2". On a recent flight, I was sleeping, and this lady starting trying to slam her seat back, and it wouldn't move because my legs were in the way. She called the flight attendant to complain that I was preventing her from reclining her seat. I just acted like I was still asleep, flight attendant came by, lady complained, flight attendant obviously looked at me and said to her "Mam, he's tall and his legs aren't going anywhere, please refrain from moving your seat for the rest of the flight". I seriously almost jumped up and gave her a high-five for telling the lady to fuck off.

[–]Self-Important 33 points34 points ago

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[–]mighteee 28 points29 points ago

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I'm 6'5" and also would love to know this. I got an exit row by chance last flight I took and I felt like I'd won the lottery.

[–]immortals 5 points6 points ago

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I'm 6'4" and in China too. Usually stewardesses upgrade me for free to be nice if there's a seat available, but I'm wondering if there's something else I could be doing also.

[–]mporco511 133 points134 points ago

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I've been using Kayak exclusively for the last 6 or so years, any reason I should stop?

[–]whoooooooooooooosh 794 points795 points ago

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Your arms may be tired?

I'll see myself out...

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 107 points108 points ago

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If it works for you then, by all means, keep using it. I prefer to keep all my miles with one airline or alliance (Skyteam, Oneworld, or Star Alliance) to maximize my travel rewards and kayak seems oblivious to airline alliances or even baggage agreements. I see a lot of Southwest flights connecting to other airlines and I know that means you have to recheck your bag during every layover.

[–]thinkinguncritically 48 points49 points ago

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Actually, Kayak has a quite convenient box where you can check your preferred alliance. I also prefer to stick to one alliance, and this makes it much easier for me.

[–]lostpasswordagain 64 points65 points ago

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This is some of the most undervalued advice here. For personal flights I fly exclusively with Skyteam airlines, mostly delta. For business flights I fly exclusively with Oneworld mostly British Airways.

How does this loyalty pay off? To put things in perspective so far I've logged 15k miles with Delta this year on my previous flight, another passenger spilled a glass of water into my laptop completely destroying it. I contacted Delta after the flight gave them my Skymiles number and kindly explained the situation that occurred. Within a week I received a call from Deltas insurance agency saying that although it was of their opinion Delta was not at fault in this situation, due to my loyalty to the airline over the past year they feel it would be in their best interest to pay for the purchase of a new laptop.

Also British Air/American Air have held many a flights for me when my connection flight was late.

TL;DR Loyalty pays off well.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I just tried skyscanner and it's pretty awesome! You can set the thing to check for the whole year, and it will show you the lowest fares on each day. I think using that in conjunction with kayak could help you save some money.

[–]alSeen 65 points66 points ago

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I worked part time for Delta in a small spoke airport. We did everything. Ramp, baggage, reservations, ticketing. It truly was a great part time job.

The pay wasn't great. About on par with Wal-mart (actually, a little less). But the flight benefits made up for it.

During the three years I did it, my parents were able to fly to be with my sister when she gave birth. My wife was able to make many trips with our kids to see her parents. We went on multiple trips around the country including Hawaii (First Class even). All for free.

*edit One of my favorite screw ups involved a hunting dog. We were a pretty popular hunting destination. During the fall we had a huge number of people fly in, some with their hunting dogs. About 15 minutes before the last plane of the day was supposed to land, I get a call from an airport in Virginia. They proceed to tell me that there is a dog on the plane, but that it is the wrong dog. The dogs were walked at the Minneapolis airport, and the moron who walked them didn't put them back in the correct kennels. The other airport had already reported everything and had made the arrangements to get the dogs swapped back in Minneapolis the next day.

So I had the lovely job of telling the hunter that his dog was in Virginia. He was amazingly cool about it.

Yes, you have to deal with annoying customers at times, but no more than in any other service industry.

[–]doorslammer 119 points120 points ago

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I'm in Schipol airport right now waiting for a KLM flight... any tips on how to get any freebies/upgrades/benefits?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 337 points338 points ago

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Yes, after your flight you should call or email (preferably the later) and let them know about every single thing you didn't enjoy about your flight (food, movie selection, rude flight attendant, tray table didn't work, wifi didn't work etc). The airlines have a specific department to deal with complaints and they'll give you tens of thousands of miles, free business lounge passes, travel vouchers, drink tickets etc.

[–]NamedAfterTheQueen 114 points115 points ago

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That's frustrating to know - I always make a point of contacting airlines (and other organisations) after I've received really good service, hoping that they have some kind of equivalent database which they use to reward me next time I fly with them. Hasn't borne fruit yet though. Sad times when complaining is rewarded more than praising.

[–]CyanideSeashell 6 points7 points ago

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I've wondered if praise gets to the individual. I had a really great flight attendant on a cross-atlantic flight and I wanted to let AA know they had a good employee, but I didn't know if it would matter. So i said nothing....

*EDIT: Ok! I sent a comment via AA.com thru the customer relations email thingy, here. Thanks for urging me to send something, guys. Hopefully she will be notified.

[–]draigun 7 points8 points ago

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They might not be able to reward each and every case, but for AA, if you read their bi-monthly magazine, they do enjoy receiving letters that praise any good service they provide. I believe you get entered into some contest (for 100,000 miles or so) if your letter gets printed as well.

*EDIT: Started getting upvotes, so here's a link for the lazy.

[–]monsieurlee 107 points108 points ago

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Does KLM not keep track the amount of complaints per passenger? Some airlines like AA keep track of that information, and once you are tagged as a habitual complainer, you pretty much won't get anything else from them anymore.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 38 points39 points ago

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I have passengers and friends that complain all the time and have amassed a couple hundred thousand miles a piece doing it. As long as the complaints are valid you shouldn't have a problem with KL/AF/DL.

[–]DistortionBB 468 points469 points ago

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Please consider that for each thing you complain about, you may be getting some low-level frontline employee in trouble with their management.

[–]yookskar 49 points50 points ago

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Agreed. As an ex-flight attendant I once had a passenger completely make up some story about me treating him badly. It never happened, yet I got in trouble and the guy probably got his few extra ff miles.

[–]runallthethings 122 points123 points ago

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I don't think it's right to complain about a rude flight attendant unless he or she was actually unreasonably rude. My mom is a flight attendant and is only less than pleasant with passengers if they are breaking the safety regulations of the aircraft and refuse to change their behavior even after she asks them politely to stop. Every incident or complaint comes back on them, and can get them in big trouble. Fortunately, my mom has only had complaints filed against her for things that she wouldn't actually get in trouble for, because the passenger was being unruly and breaking the safety regulations and she had to take action because they wouldn't listen (i.e., don't get out of your seat during takeoff and landing, don't have sex in the lavatory, don't get hammered before your flight, shoot up drugs, and try to attack your fellow passengers, etc). So please, complain about movies, tray tables, wifi all you want, but unless you have a legitimate complaint about a crew member, don't make something up. They are there for your safety.

[–]zomglolreddit 87 points88 points ago

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No one said to lie.

[–]happy_go_lucky 337 points338 points ago

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I'm a medical doctor and when there's a medical emergency on a flight, I go and help (Last week: mini operation on 10'000m over the ocean). It's not that I mind or could do anything about it, but I'm always a tiny little bit on edge when I fly.

Is there any way I can get an upgrade or something?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 384 points385 points ago

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A doctor on my flight to Japan got upgraded mid-flight for helping out. that's not an official policy but I've seen nice flight attendants do it.

[–]bwik 116 points117 points ago

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Oh shit. If it was a Seattle KIX flight, that would have been my mom, maybe.

[–]downvoteme4sex 226 points227 points ago

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I swear to god if someone posts that shitty 'nowkiss' thing I will actually rip out their insides through their anus.

[–]stankonia 372 points373 points ago

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Even if he is a former heavyweight champion?

[–]purplepatch 40 points41 points ago

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I'm a doctor and I helped a guy who collapsed on a Qatar Airways flight a couple of months ago. I asked about an upgrade, they said they would but the plane was full, they gave me 6000 air miles instead, which I worked out is 1/10th the necessary number to upgrade. Only 10 9 more lives to save for Qatar to get me a premium economy seat!

[–]jdinet 29 points30 points ago

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My parents are both doctors and this happens to them very frequently. My mom usually just gets upgraded, but my dad often bargains for upgrades into his connecting flights as well (even on different airlines). Most airlines in North America seem to offer those kinds of benefits.

[–]mikent 99 points100 points ago

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story time?

[–]happy_go_lucky 184 points185 points ago

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It was really a tiny thing: A surgical wound on an abdomen (for which the guy had visited his doctor before the flight and had been given the all-clear) was infected and had to be opened and the abscess was drained. It was more ugly than dangerous although I was worried the patient would eventually suffer from sepsis. But he was a champ! And so was the airline crew. I bet their not used to see open wounds with lots of pus oozing out.

[–]Dulljack 102 points103 points ago

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Can you get sued for malpractice or something for doing this? Also, do they carry sterile surgery kits on planes? How exactly did this go down?

[–]happy_go_lucky 161 points162 points ago

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Most airlines have some sort of insurance which protects you from being sued if you act upon request of the patient and the crew (and of course within reason). The whole thing wasn't sterile to begin with so no need for too much worry. The infection had already taken place, was bad and needed to be drained. The guy had to undergo surgery once we landed. This is such a common procedure, if you have an abscess like that, there's really only one way to go.

We did have non-sterile gloves. The guy lied down on a blanket in the back of the airplane. We used whatever was there, mineral water, napkins and of course the medical material the crew had (which wasn't really that much).

[–]watabit 79 points80 points ago

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How do you assess that it's bad enough that you need to do this procedure RIGHT NOW (it can't wait a few hours until landing), but not so bad that you needed to tell the pilots to divert the plane? What would have happened if you didn't do this?

[–]Demon997 23 points24 points ago

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I believe they were over an ocean at the time, so there was no where to divert to. The nearest airport and the one they were going to were probably one and the same, or at least very close to each other.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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not to mention the smell....

[–]mikent 12 points13 points ago

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You'd figure they'd give you some sort of upgrade for that? I offered to push my flight back a day since my original flight was booked and they gave me first class.. (trans-atlantic flight)

[–]kayla1234 66 points67 points ago

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Sounds like an episode of House. Did they have the bends?

[–]mp6521 64 points65 points ago

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My baby's got the bends.

[–]Spik3balloon 36 points37 points ago

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Oh no.

[–]nickfree 28 points29 points ago

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We don't have any real....friends.

[–]thatfilthyfive[!] 7 points8 points ago

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Where do we go from here?

[–]HowToKillAGod 6 points7 points ago

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no, no, no...

[–]Captainboner 1034 points1035 points ago

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bing.com webmasters are scratching their heads right now. "traffic? what the fuck is going on??"

[–]Danmolaijn 165 points166 points ago

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Not sure if there are comments to this (on alien blue and they hide comments sometimes), but this is the top comment and I'm going back and forth from this to OP's post saying "WTF does this have to do with Bing!?"

Then I scrolled down. sigh

[–]UnreachablePaul 265 points266 points ago

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What is bing.com?

[–]SpartacusAlpha 274 points275 points ago

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You know damn well they have a better porn video search than Google. Your question fools nobody.

[–]jutct 91 points92 points ago

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fuck, really? how was anyone supposed to know this? All the goddamn money they spend on commercials when they could say "Bing.com has better porn search than google." "Ok folks, that's a wrap!"

[–]lolgcat 155 points156 points ago

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Holy fuck. How am I just now finding out about this?

[–]ohmaniforgotmyacc 141 points142 points ago

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You all are able to turn a thread about free airfare, into a talk about porn.

I love you Reddit.

[–]wpiman 164 points165 points ago

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Well, this gives me something to look forward to tonight...

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 20 points21 points ago

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It is for this reason and this reason alone I've ever considered even trying Bing.

[–]OkiFinoki 21 points22 points ago

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I wonder if they pretend it was an accident or just admit that they set out to create a great porn search engine.

[–]Dr___Awkward 14 points15 points ago

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Wait, really?

[–]Nakken 21 points22 points ago

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Who uses search engines to find porn?

[–]CSMastermind 16 points17 points ago

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People with specific fetishes.

[–]miltonthecat 174 points175 points ago

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I dunno... Google it.

[–]internetguilt 24 points25 points ago

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If you're allowed to say, what are some of the best airlines to fly within the United States? Honestly I've never flown Delta, but what I've heard about their service is not great.

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 52 points53 points ago

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You mean best as in service quality? I haven't flown any other airlines within the US in years because Delta flies just about everywhere and it's free for me. However, I've heard great things about Alaska Airlines, Jetblue, and Virgin.

[–]sjtwigg 37 points38 points ago

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I can attest that Alaska Airlines was downright delightful the few times I've flown with them. I've not been super impressed with my recent Delta flights, but the snacks during the flight were good. United is okay, I've never had any real problem flying with them. American is cheap, but you get what you pay for. It was cramped and not very good service with them. (just throwing in my 2 cents on the few airlines I've flown!)

[–]machphantom 17 points18 points ago

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I can attest to the amazing calibur of Virgin. The Red touchscreen system is very user friendly, and they really do go all out to ensure you have a pleasant trip. Unfortunately they used to have amazing deals to "get their name out there," and now that they're more well known, their fares tend to be about level with other airlines these days.

[–]green_and_yellow 15 points16 points ago

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Alaska Airlines is wonderful. I am loyal to them and have never been let down.

[–]cory_foy 49 points50 points ago

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As a Platinum/Diamond FF - Thank you so much for all you do. I know you all take a lot of crap from a lot of people - sometimes primarily from people who fly all the time and should know better - but when I've needed something the Delta agents have almost always worked their very hardest to make it happen.

[–]zrocuulong 23 points24 points ago

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Some airlines will give free stuff if the flight has been cancelled. How do you milk it and get more shit for free? I had a cancelled flight from Denmark to Houston, that instead took me from Denmark to Seattle and THEN to Houston. All in all, it added 12 hours to my trip and I only got one free meal :(

[–]deong 214 points215 points ago

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I flew Delta last year from Memphis home to Reykjavik. My itinerary was MEM->ATL->JFK->KEF. The weather was terrible in New York, and we ended up circling around forever before finally being diverted to LaGuardia, where we sat on the Tarmac for 2.5 hours waiting on a replacement crew to take us the 8 minute flight across town to Kennedy.

As I was going to miss my connection, I called the number on the card they pass out to be rebooked. The agent cheerfully announced she could put me on another flight that same night, only to proceed to read out the flight I already had a ticket on and was going to miss. I laughed a bit and explained that if I could get to that flight, I wouldn't be calling her.

So she put me on hold another ten minutes before coming back and cheerfully announcing she could put me on another flight that same night, only to proceed to read out the flight I already had a ticket on and was going to miss. It wasn't as funny the second time.

Finally, about 2:40 in the morning, we get to JFK. I decide to try again with rebooking, only to find that they had already booked me on a flight to Paris leaving Tuesday night. This was Sunday. And I was going to Iceland.

Go to talk to the lovely people in charge of helping make arrangements for missed flights. The loveliest of said lovely people announced, rather less cheerfully this time, "We ain't payin' for no hotels. It was the weather. Ain't my damn problem." Admittedly, I think there were some assholes in front of me who might have poisoned that particular well.

OK. So maybe I can just get my luggage. Nope. They sent the baggage people home. But if I can come back between 5:40 and 6:00 the next morning, they'll let me get my bag. Super.

While I'm talking with some guy about maybe splitting a cab to a hotel we're going to have to pay for ourselves, some other dude comes by and says if we want a comp'ed room, there's one woman at the desk who relented. So we go back, and sure enough, there's one woman behind the desks who is giving out hotel vouchers. Mind you, there are two others behind the desk still refusing to, and literally, there was a line of people about 15 deep behind the one lady's terminal and empty queues at the other two terminals, where the other two employees sat and watched.

After my short vacation in picturesque Queens, I finally got my flight to Paris, only 4000 or so miles out of the way. I get to de Gaulle on Wednesday morning where they've booked me on an Icelandair connection back home. The Icelandair people take one look at my itinerary and bump me to first class and point me to the lounge. That had to have pissed Delta off, because I think they were planning on surprising me by beating me with a sack of oranges.

[–]shippfaced 42 points43 points ago

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That last sentenced made me lol.

[–]smellslikelibrary 6 points7 points ago

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European companies for the win. Air Canada wouldn't even give me a free bag of peanuts when my flight was delayed for 12 hours, it was because of the weather so they are not required to give a shit. Lufthansa, on the other hand, hooked me up with a decent hotel room and vouchers for breakfast, lunch and dinner when a "snow storm" kept me overnight in Newark.

[–]daemon14 9 points10 points ago

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More like European laws for the win. If your flight departs Europe, airlines have to follow European regulation 261/2004, even if they are not Europe-based companies.

Edit: Also, Europeans companies departing from outside Europe have to follow these regulations. But if you fly Air Canada from Toronto to Frankfurt, no dice.

[–]FL_Sunshine 15 points16 points ago

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I had a canceled flight and was at the end of the line. After 200+ people bitching and complaining at rebooking the ticket agents looked rough. I walked up, put a huge smile on my face and said, "Wow, I bet you've had a rough morning and this wasn't your fault!" You could just see him start to relax.

They're not allowed to upgrade you just for a canceled flight (because they can't upgrade all passengers) but they CAN do it if there are no other alternatives. What I got for my smile and patience was, $100 voucher (everyone else got $50), upgrade for both legs traveled that day and $100 in cab fare at both destinations. Being at the end of the line, only First Class remained for re-booking.

Then, I called and asked nicely for an upgrade on the way back. They weren't allowed to do it, but I reminded them of my LONG cab rides at each end due to the rescheduled flights (how inconvenient it was and how tired it made me for the wedding I was attending) and they gave me ANOTHER $100 voucher. Again, I asked nicely and I spoke with a supervisor this time.

Be nice. Have a reasonable excuse/argument and ask for a supervisor if they say no. Ask for something specific but realize they may not be able to give you what you ask for but can generally give you something.

[–]redbook123 19 points20 points ago

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Thank you for your AMA!

A few years ago, I volunteered my seat on a British Airways flight from London to the U.S. I was told by the clerk that the flight was not overbooked, but was given a complimentary upgrade to business class for simply offering my seat. I am not a frequent flier.

Did I win the customer service lottery? Does this ever happen on Delta/KLM? How can I increase my chances of this happening again?

[–]fosiacat 40 points41 points ago

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my ex and i were on our way to visit my brother in Charlotte (from NYC) and while waiting for our flight, it was announced they were overbooked, and if anyone would volunteer their seats... we had no time we needed to be there, so we said "why not?" we were given a free round trip ticket for doing it (no first class upgrade, as it's a commuter flight)

the best part, while we were waiting, there was a group of russian or ukranian backpackers also waiting for the flight.. they didn't understand why they were not allowed on the plane, they said they had purchased tickets or whatever.. they were bumped. they were trying their hardest to explain to the agent whilst not understanding much english at all. my ex is fluent in russian.. so i told her "why don't you go help?" so she went over and asked them in russian what was going on, and ended up translating to the agent. we ended up getting another voucher for 75% off our next flight.

i LOVE flying, and i love airports. i almost want to quit my job and work at an airport.

[–]blewisCU 30 points31 points ago

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There may be tricks to scam the system by booking in special classes (medical, child, frequent flyer, different Origin and Destination pairs), but as a whole the fare calculation systems are pretty solid. Also, because all the prices are floating points on a perishable bucket scale, there is no trick to buying a fare at the right time. It really comes down to the expected rate of demand at the time.

Things that aren't necessarily gaming the system but rather filling inventory with time-insensitive passengers, include seasonality and day of week preference. It's best to fly on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and most airline tickets are purchased during business hours Monday-Friday. Artificial demand drops are seen booking on Saturdays and Sundays due to the fact that people aren't hooked into their computers as much on these days.

Source: former airline strategist and revenue management analyst, current airline consultant.

[–]MCMLXXXII 28 points29 points ago

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I have a untied Mileage plus rewards program. How would you rate it?

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 40 points41 points ago

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United's program is really good for award redemption, much better than Delta actually. Delta's program is better for complimentary upgrades and accruing miles.

[–]jgodbey 10 points11 points ago

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What are some ways to get free upgrades/bagage/companion tickets? There are also a lot of people doing "travel hacking" where they get up to 1MM miles / year by opening lots of CC and hotel accounts with sign up bonuses. Any other way to get great bonus miles?

[–]deathadder99 10 points11 points ago

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What's the cheapest way of getting a transatlantic flight for a student? I'll hopefully be going on an exchange next year, but you still need to pay for a flight and they can be expensive.

[–]LogicalGoof 9 points10 points ago

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I am looking to fly from where ever USA to Australia within the next year. Is there a preferred time of the year to fly to get the lowest fare on a round trip flight?

[–]give_me_the_child 8 points9 points ago

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I sat down and read this thread in its (almost) entirety. I then decided to check out everything you recommended.

I am now able to go home to my family. It saved me $300 dollars. The money was holding me back from buying a plane ticket.

So, thank you. Thank you so much.

[–]vohit4rohit 33 points34 points ago

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how much money do you make?

[–]lawstudentforlife 38 points39 points ago

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My fiancé and I are flying Delta next week for our honeymoon. What can we do to have the best chance of being bumped up to first class?

[–]platypusmusic 180 points181 points ago

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pay

[–]TravelAuthority[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Ok, thanks for all the interest. I'm overwhelmed but determined. I'll be answering questions for as long as I can. If I miss something feel free to give me a shout out on twitter (yes, shamless plug): @Jackson_Dai. If there's enough support I'll start a blog or archive of the good answers. Maybe an FAQ or something.