Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to raopbot.

Caution: raopbot may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. raopbot contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use raopbot on concrete.

Discontinue use of raopbot if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• heart palpitations

If raopbot begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Raopbot may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, raopbot should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of raopbot, Useless-RAOP Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of raopbot include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. raopbot has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt raopbot.

Raopbot comes with a lifetime guarantee.