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[–]aaronweHouse Martell 532 points533 points ago

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Why does Lord Tywin have to grow on me?

[–]moonmeh 396 points397 points ago

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Cause, GoT gives no fucks about how you feel about the characters and how you want them to turn out

[–]Balestar 193 points194 points ago

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It's great, isn't it?

[–]ShalobsterFaceless Men 135 points136 points ago

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I'm really starting to love Tywin, He has such a calm demeanor even when someone pisses him off he just says "Get the fuck out of here dude".

Also love how he respects Arya and notices how sharp she is even if she's only his cup girl.

[–]FreakFlagHighFire And Blood 189 points190 points ago

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It seems like they're trying (or maybe it just turned out that way) to have Tywin act as a father figure for Arya. In the books he's depicted as a cold-hearted man, but in the show, when he's with Arya, he softens up. Definitely an interesting deviation from the books.

[–]virtu333House Baratheon 238 points239 points ago

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Adds some more moral ambiguity. Gives motivation for Arya to not immediately use her kill button on him. And contributes to the family theme of the show.

The Arya/Tywin scenes are definitely some of my favorites.

[–]fireinthesky7Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken 24 points25 points ago

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The producers did a brilliant job of casting Tywin. He's like a gold mine of bone-chilling looks.

[–]Gonkuilla 465 points466 points ago

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That scene with Arya, Tywin, and Baelish was tense.

[–]altergeekoNight's Watch 317 points318 points ago

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I couldn't even hear what Tywin and Baelish were talking about. I was just too scared she was going to get figured out and accused on the spot.

[–]JohnnysGotHisDerpHouse Martell 179 points180 points ago

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Baelish is too smart to just out her right then and there

he's got plans upon plans upon plans

[–][deleted] 646 points647 points ago

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Jaqen's "the shit I have to put up with" sigh was perfect.

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 292 points293 points ago*

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And how he killed Amory Loch in the nick of time. Not to mention how absolutely relaxed Tywin seemed, just a simple yell for guards. No big deal guys, he just got killed at my doorstep, it's cool.

[–]Him_mortalHouse Clegane 184 points185 points ago

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The split second when the door opened and he was standing there, I gasped. Until he keeled over from a poison dart? Good thing he can't read btw.

[–]millertime8306 36 points37 points ago

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Speaking of his illiteracy, I was expecting Arya to claim the note contained an itemized order for pieces of armor and weapons. I'm surprised she didn't try that.

[–]jumpingflea 36 points37 points ago

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Kinda looked like he was happy someone saved him the effort.

[–]KhamanVRed Priests of R'hllor 237 points238 points ago

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"Kids today."
gets the blowdarts out

[–]Damonstration 191 points192 points ago

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I thought that was a pretty great reason for Arya to name someone besides Tywin for her second victim.

[–]ArkhamCityWok 131 points132 points ago

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its also helped by how genuinely kind tywin has been towards her in the show.

[–]jn2010 105 points106 points ago

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That was so badass. I love Jaqen.

[–]RUacronymValar Morghulis 93 points94 points ago

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The timing of that whole sequence was just perfect

[–]Him_mortalHouse Clegane 84 points85 points ago

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Glad someone else noticed this. It was hilarious. Like "Sigh...now? OK". I lol'ed. Someone gif this please

[–]GenTsoNight's Watch 274 points275 points ago

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Wow, love what they're doing with Theon. First make you feel sorry for him, then make you absolutely hate him.

[–]BobIlyaniWe Light The Way 161 points162 points ago

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Any sympathy I had built up for Theon's character over the course of the series dissipated within the first 10 minutes of this episode. Fuck that guy.

[–]aaronweHouse Martell 775 points776 points ago

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Tyrion: If she dies you'll lose your uncle Jaime. And you owe him quite a lot.

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[–]DireBaboonBrave Companions 46 points47 points ago*

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Best line of the episode. There were quite a few good ones this episode.

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 87 points88 points ago

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That was sooo fucking perfect.

[–]LeRenardRougeHouse Bolton 525 points526 points ago

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"Gods help you Theon Greyjoy, for you are truly lost."

[–]farenknight 265 points266 points ago

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"tell me theon, did you truly hate us all these years?"

[–]HellsNelsHear Me Roar! 142 points143 points ago

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"Tell me, Theon, can you please remove the dagger out of my crippled back?"

[–]lordhadriBrave And Beautiful 29 points30 points ago

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"Theon, Balon Greyjoy is evil!"

"From my point of view, the Starks are evil!"

[–]Totalchaos02We Do Not Sow 25 points26 points ago

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Paraphrasing a bit but the line right before it was so much better.

"I'm off to see your father."

[–]GenTsoNight's Watch 523 points524 points ago

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Does Littlefinger have teleportation powers?

[–]Apostrophizer 184 points185 points ago

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I wonder if people that only watch the show realize how much ground he's already covered. Maybe the show has reduced the size of the lands... or there's much more time passage between shows.

[–]GenTsoNight's Watch 225 points226 points ago

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I expect him to show up in the Frostfangs next week ... or maybe Quarth.

[–]OraukkHouse Baratheon of Dragonstone 616 points617 points ago

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[–]jogalleciezHodor Hodor Hodor 105 points106 points ago

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His grammar correction outs him as a Redditor.

[–]TMWNN 45 points46 points ago

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Like every other fictional character, automobile, airplane, and spaceship in the history of the world, Littlefinger travels at the speed of plot.

[–]TrixieTee 247 points248 points ago

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Was Theon tearing up when he was yelling at Rodrik...? His eyes looked really shiny and glassy.

[–]pimpbluerikki 371 points372 points ago

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Yeah he definitely hates himself at this point

[–]Alot_Hunter 310 points311 points ago

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Well, that's good, because so does everyone else

[–]samspopguy 122 points123 points ago

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Yeah it seems like he doesn't believe a word he is saying.

[–]deaft 155 points156 points ago

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incredibly well acted. Props to Allen.

[–]Rystic 55 points56 points ago

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The actor really nailed that in his voice. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

[–]Jason3d1 35 points36 points ago

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And the look on his face after the beheading! He was phenomenal.

[–]abasssStone Crows 94 points95 points ago

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Rodrik must have taught him to fight. He musn't have been a very good teacher, what a messy execution.

[–]lemonycakesOurs Is The Fury 101 points102 points ago

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Rodrik was master-at-arms at Winterfell so yes, he taught Theon how to fight.

[–]virtu333House Baratheon 59 points60 points ago

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Well it's a longsword, it's not meant to do that. I think you'd be surprised how hard it is to chop a dudes head off in a clean stroke

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 434 points435 points ago

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Bran & Rickon begging for Ser Rodrik. Ohh just tug at my heartstrings why don't you. Rickon, I forgive you for smashing all those walnuts last week.

[–]zerschHouse Greyjoy 322 points323 points ago*

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"Hush now child, I'm off to see your father."

"Gods help you, Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost."

And then he just put on a stoic "let's get this done" face. It was an emotional scene.

[–]groverXIIIFaceless Men 152 points153 points ago

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I'm glad he went out like a true badass. That was a nice touch, considering he didn't get too much to do on the show.

[–]lordhadriBrave And Beautiful 52 points53 points ago

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Where on earth did they find that perfect old man? In a season and a half of background and one starring scene he made me feel like it was my master at arms getting the axe.

[–]AetherIsWaitingFaceless Men 116 points117 points ago

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I loved how they kept the fact that Theon botched the execution too

[–]isocline 421 points422 points ago

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Wow. Just wow. The riot scene was extremely well done. I was absolutely horrified.

[–]ThornyPlebeianHouse Lannister[!] 376 points377 points ago

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I feel sort of guilty for enjoying the fact that they kept the detail of the High Septon being ripped apart

[–]altergeekoNight's Watch 267 points268 points ago

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The crowd looked like zombies devouring him. I thought, man this looks like The Walking Dead.

[–]KhamanVRed Priests of R'hllor 125 points126 points ago

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That was an "OH SHIT, SON" moment for me, when they hoisted the arm.

[–]FreakFlagHighFire And Blood 291 points292 points ago

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I knew nothing was going to happen to Sansa, but fuck me if I wasn't terrified for her in that scene.

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The longer that scene went on, the more I went "Anytime Sandor...no rush or anything man." But damn if he didn't end those three in the most fitting way given what they were trying to do.

[–]matt2500Winter Is Coming 231 points232 points ago

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I was scared for a moment that they were going to ACoK

[–]isocline 82 points83 points ago

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That's what I was afraid of for a moment also. But I still thought, "Wow. If this happens, I am going to be legitimately angry. This show is awesome."

[–]hungarian_barbarianSand Snakes 70 points71 points ago

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I was yelling at the tv even though I knew what was gonna happen. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SANDOR" - couldn't help myself

[–]demeteloaf 197 points198 points ago

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In case theon wasn't dickish enough, here's joffrey

[–]998th_LordCommanderNight's Watch 397 points398 points ago

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So Jaime's dyslexic?

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 143 points144 points ago

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Yeah, I thought it was a nice touch. Showing how strict Tywin has always been.

[–]theJavoHere We Stand 498 points499 points ago

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Cirsei prefers to call it sexlexia its a very sexy learning disorder

[–]ametalfellowHouse Greyjoy 126 points127 points ago

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Sexdaily - oh, pardon me, dyslexia.

[–][deleted] 359 points360 points ago

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Theon Greyjoy, you sir are a dick

[–]KiloPapa 584 points585 points ago

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You will address him as Prince Dick now.

[–]callmecatalystHouse Seaworth 130 points131 points ago

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Make sure you write his dad and sister to boast about the Prince Dick's victory. They'll surely be impressed/happy that he captured an empty castle when they specifically told him to attack a fishing port.

[–]smactoshChildren of the Forest 132 points133 points ago

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It rhymes with... dick?

[–]babysealsareyummyStorm 104 points105 points ago

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Deek.

[–]daveloveWinter Is Coming 56 points57 points ago

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My room mate, not a reader, commented "Fucking weak, Theon. Weak, weak weak."

I had to bite my tongue.

[–]smactoshChildren of the Forest 440 points441 points ago

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"Did my hand fall from my wrist?" FUCK. YES.

[–]jn2010 334 points335 points ago

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For those counting, Tyrion has smacked that little bastard 4 times now.

[–]cakezillaOurs Is The Fury 30 points31 points ago

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The hand of the Hand of the King, to the King.

[–]MaxTheMadHouse Dondarrion 401 points402 points ago*

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anticipating epic Joff slap.

Edit: been waiting for this shit since the book.

[–]Gonkuilla 364 points365 points ago

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Joff slap attained.

[–]cmmoyerHouse Manderly 126 points127 points ago*

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That horse shit is good for your skin.

[–]KhamanVRed Priests of R'hllor 68 points69 points ago

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I greatly look forward to our favorite gif being remastered with this new addition.

[–]abasssStone Crows 44 points45 points ago

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The Imp has balls of steel.

[–]groverXIIIFaceless Men 81 points82 points ago

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It never gets old, does it?

[–]Gonkuilla 58 points59 points ago

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It honestly doesnt.

[–]questforchickenHouse Bolton 381 points382 points ago*

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I like how they kept to the books in the sense that he didn't take his head off in the first swing.

[–]matt2500Winter Is Coming 271 points272 points ago

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My first reaction when he pulled his longsword is, "Oh, man, this is gonna be just as grisly as in the book." Greatswords exist for a reason, I'm learning.

[–]mitchbonesHouse Greyjoy 107 points108 points ago

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It's been a while since I've read ACoK so I didn't remember that part, but during the show I was thinking "That sword isn't heavy enough for a clean cut....yep."

[–]altergeekoNight's Watch 51 points52 points ago

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Kicking/snapping the head off was pretty brutal.

[–]thegoldenavatar 252 points253 points ago

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Holy shit, Sandor...

[–]ser_elrohir 98 points99 points ago

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Channeling his inner Vadar

[–]BearCastleHere We Stand 48 points49 points ago

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Did he have a knife in the scene where he disembowls the man, because in my head he did it with his gauntlet. And man was that a badass moment.

[–]isocline 115 points116 points ago

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Oh, Tywin and Arya and Jaqen. How many freaking fantastic moments are we going to be blessed with from them this season?

[–]Wetkeys 224 points225 points ago*

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Seeing Tonks naked? Check another one off of my bucket list.

Edit: Off

[–]abasssStone Crows 318 points319 points ago

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Shits hits the fan.

And then Joffrey's face.

[–][deleted] 219 points220 points ago

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Jaqen H'ghar and Arya's parts are so perfect

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 107 points108 points ago

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Ghost & Summer & Shaggydog. So very pleased!

[–]legit_pandaHouse Greyjoy 297 points298 points ago*

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Is it just me or did the kick The (edit)Hound's makeup up a notch?

[–]sawatdee_Krap 72 points73 points ago

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Just noticed that. I never saw how bad a burn he had till just now. Glad it wasn't just me

[–]mitchbonesHouse Greyjoy 117 points118 points ago

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The Hound, only Joffery calls him dog.

[–]bvanmanHouse Stark 87 points88 points ago

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Sandor seemed really pissed when Joffrey called him "dog" tonight.

[–]meorah 52 points53 points ago

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go go gadget character development

[–]Him_mortalHouse Clegane 102 points103 points ago

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The Hound kicked so much predator ass in this episode. My favorite book and show character.

[–]samferraraHouse Reed 206 points207 points ago*

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spoiler after all.

[–]Hypnotoad2966House Dayne 68 points69 points ago

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Yes! I was worried.

[–]thegoldenavatar 287 points288 points ago

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Cool story, Dany.

[–]ColonelSDJHouse Lannister 288 points289 points ago

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She says the fire and blood line way too much. Loved the spice king's reaction though.

[–]fascist_pantiesHouse Bolton 294 points295 points ago

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"This one has a talent for drama."

[–]TylerSupaflyDurdenHouse Martell 213 points214 points ago

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Says the most overly dramatic actor

[–]High_Commander 27 points28 points ago

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whenever I hear him speak I am reminded of the "INCONCEIVABLE" guy from princess bride

[–]calling_you_dudeOurs Is The Fury 224 points225 points ago

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Also Xaro really likes to bring up the fact that he's the richest man in Qarth.

[–]Jason3d1 337 points338 points ago

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He's Qarth's version of a hip hop artist. 'Money, cash, khaleesi.'

[–]bvanmanHouse Stark 431 points432 points ago

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[–]kbillly 205 points206 points ago

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She had the grind thing going.

You know.

I sometimes miss that... The tension. The want. The fact that she asked for a fire when there is NO FUCKING FIREWOOD FOR AT LEAST 100 MILES

[–]tomcat23 423 points424 points ago

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She'll make some wood...

[–]WasherDryerComboHouse Baratheon of Dragonstone 172 points173 points ago

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Ygritte: You think they're looking for you?

Jon: Yes.

Ygritte: You think they'll find you?

Jon: Yes.

Me: HERE IT COMES SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT

Yrgitte: You..

Me: !!!

Yrgitte: ...are brave.

Me: ...

[–]Sprinter_Eight_SixHouse Martell 258 points259 points ago

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TIL that I can brush and floss daily, visit the dentist three times a year, never smoke or drink coffee, and I still won't have teeth as white as a wildling.

[–]redditshreditValar Morghulis 55 points56 points ago

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She was absurdly well-groomed for a wildling.

[–]ClefaerieFree Folk 219 points220 points ago

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DAT ASS.

[–]MagOirc 49 points50 points ago

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DAT FUR.

[–]MyLifeInRage_ 63 points64 points ago

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The whole north was looking at her.

[–]NewDrekSilverHouse Martell 188 points189 points ago

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Muthafuckin SER RODRIK AIN'T TAKIN NO SHIT


R.I.P. :'(

[–]Camranauchi 412 points413 points ago

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Lol, Subtle Ygritte, real subtle

[–]osu565Night's Watch 534 points535 points ago

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That had to be one of the hardest nights Jon Snow ever had.

[–]cadmalHouse Mormont 496 points497 points ago

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It gives new meaning to "I am the sword in the darkness"

[–]thelunchbox29House Glover 40 points41 points ago

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I'm Spooning you because its my duty!

[–]DanniliseHouse Greyjoy 130 points131 points ago

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Wigglewigglewiggle.

[–]callmecatalystHouse Seaworth 127 points128 points ago

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Ygritte has game.

[–]the_blackfishHouse Tully 85 points86 points ago

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I'm married now! :D

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[–]cbass411House Dondarrion 89 points90 points ago

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Awesome scene, displaying the difference between Ned and Theon.

[–]osu565Night's Watch 26 points27 points ago

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I agree, but in Theon's defense I don't think the sword he was using was made to hack a man's head off.

[–]oaktreeanonymousWe Do Not Sow 243 points244 points ago

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Cool parallel between Osha and Ygritte. Wildling chicks do what they gotta do.

[–]behm28House Seaworth 150 points151 points ago

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Osha being a bad ass was defiantly a high light.

[–]hotsavoryaujusHouse Dondarrion 35 points36 points ago

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*definitely... no wait, she was pretty defiant. I'll allow it.

[–]HunkyDunkyShitFace 221 points222 points ago

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Holy shit. Alfie Allen is simply terrific.

[–]bvanmanHouse Stark 112 points113 points ago*

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My first thought was, "He's in over his head", referring to his acting role. But then I realized: ACOK

[–]ZACHMAN3334 332 points333 points ago

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BOOK READERS GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE AT THE END THERE.

[–]ClefaerieFree Folk 190 points191 points ago

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I know that the show is going to deviate from the books, but holy shit, I'm out of my element here. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[–]legit_pandaHouse Greyjoy 140 points141 points ago

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Finally, I find out how to officially pronounce her name.

[–]ColonelSDJHouse Lannister 115 points116 points ago

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I'm still waiting on someone saying R'hllor...

[–]spchinaHouse Targaryen 67 points68 points ago

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Osha is such a boss

[–]CrawfishP0psicleAs High As Honor 135 points136 points ago

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FUCK YEAH SANDOR!

[–]callmecatalystHouse Seaworth 48 points49 points ago

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People often overlook his brute strength just because his brother is practically a super-villain, The Hound can FUCK YOUR DAY UP if you piss him off.

[–]spchinaHouse Targaryen 289 points290 points ago

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"I'm just trying to get comfortable." with his dick?

[–]mitchbonesHouse Greyjoy 150 points151 points ago

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If you were a female wilding that was captured by the enemy you grew up to hate, and knew that they had a vow of celibacy wouldn't you torture him as well?

[–]Lampmonster1House Seaworth 224 points225 points ago*

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[–]ViralInfection 39 points40 points ago

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That explains her smile to me.

[–]ClefaerieFree Folk 200 points201 points ago

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...wouldn't you?

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 186 points187 points ago*

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That expression Catelyn gives Robb when CoK/SoS leaves.

Edit: This look, this one right here.

[–]BriantheMatosHouse Baratheon 118 points119 points ago

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When Catelyn reminds Rob of his commitment to the Freys...I love the "I knooooow" that he says

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 76 points77 points ago

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Yes! "I knowww mom, give me a break I'm in the middle of a war and she's pretty damn hot, even when she's busy amputating some dude's limb."

[–]zerschHouse Greyjoy 35 points36 points ago*

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It was the perfect "I know what you're thinking about" look. My lord, dat ass. It did look rather nice.

Edited for distinction, though SarahBear deserves a volley of upvotes.

[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 91 points92 points ago

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Nah, Catelyn would have been checking out the hips.

[–]hldstdy 603 points604 points ago

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Ygrinding.

[–]listn2moremetalNow My Watch Begins 43 points44 points ago

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You're still moving...

[–]ZACHMAN3334 231 points232 points ago

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LF definitely knows that's Arya.

[–]abasssStone Crows 164 points165 points ago

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I hardly payed any attention to what he said, I was looking at his eyes, non stop.

[–]ColonelSDJHouse Lannister 121 points122 points ago*

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Sandor Clegane. Swooping in like Batman.

[–]hacelepuesHouse Targaryen 161 points162 points ago

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Great acting by Sophie Turner. I knew nothing was going to happen to her but I still had to turn away. Intense.

[–]ajsdklf9dfFaceless Men 27 points28 points ago

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Well as a book reader I thought they just might merger her role with Lolis... I kept telling myself, no that makes no sense, and the actress is too young, but still for a moment there....

[–]998th_LordCommanderNight's Watch 102 points103 points ago

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Tyrion. You are fucking awesome. I love you forever.

[–]SaephonWe Do Not Sow 278 points279 points ago

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S2E6 - the episode where every guy wishes he were Jon Snow, and every girl wishes she was Ygritte.

[–]moofeiNight's Watch 43 points44 points ago*

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Joffrey slap! And also, "It grieves me that you have less honor than a back alley whore" is my new favourite insult.

[–]Brakesela 88 points89 points ago

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I find myself slowly falling more and more in love with Charles Dance. His and Maisie's scenes are just so well done.

[–]steve-dHouse Baratheon 23 points24 points ago

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Tywin and Arya are stealing this season. Their scenes are brilliant! Tywin is so cold and calculating, yet is still a human being inside.

[–]imbossNight's Watch 158 points159 points ago

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Wow, fuck you Theon.

[–]cmmoyerHouse Manderly 172 points173 points ago

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They wasted no time with how much of a cunt he is. I love how many fucks bran doesn't give even being a cripple.

[–]ZACHMAN3334 299 points300 points ago

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I know right, it was like

Theon: You're going to yield Winterfell to me.

Bran: Lol no I'm not.

[–]callmecatalystHouse Seaworth 111 points112 points ago

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Maybe it's because I just saw The Avengers, but I was hoping for Bran to be like, "Hodor...SMASH"

[–]998th_LordCommanderNight's Watch 254 points255 points ago

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Ygritte is purdy...

[–]aaronweHouse Martell 133 points134 points ago

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you still know nothing

[–]callmecatalystHouse Seaworth 120 points121 points ago

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WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY IT?!?! No "Hodor" and no "You know nothing, Jon Snow" lines. What are they gonna leave out next, incest?

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HOT. PIE.

[–]NewDrekSilverHouse Martell 81 points82 points ago

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Ah so Arya killed Amory Loch, that makes sense. Good thing it wasn't wasted at least, makes her look less stupid, killing a high-ranking knight is decent I guess.

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpHouse Stark 42 points43 points ago

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She had to have him killed or else Tywin would go ape shit on Arya

[–]Carnifex469 76 points77 points ago

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Me and my Brother-in-law laughed at how not one person asked/noticed a certain gigantic woman when Catlynn returned to Robb with Breinne

[–]spchinaHouse Targaryen 162 points163 points ago

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"one day I pray you love someone...before I take her from you"
Cersei's a bitch.

[–]ser_elrohir 240 points241 points ago

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There's no cure for being a cunt

[–]guyfromphillyHouse Stark 35 points36 points ago*

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Gods help you, Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost.

love that line. the opening really punched me in the stomach.

isaac hempstead wright did a hell of a job tonight. major props to him

[–]JoeypoxFire And Blood 68 points69 points ago

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They kind of made Ygritte a lil more beautiful than I expected, but the "subtle" dryhumping... I mean "adjusting" was funny

[–]mopsarethebomb 218 points219 points ago

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All I could think about tonight's episode is #occupykingslanding

[–]SealNoseHouse Lannister 29 points30 points ago

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Oh, Tyrion, how I have missed thee.

[–]theBeshHouse Lannister 189 points190 points ago

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[–]SarahBeara231Winter Is Coming 264 points265 points ago*

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As a book reader, that ending - What. the. fuck. ?!?!

Edit: I understand all the reasons for adding that in, but it doesn't mean I like it.

[–]Pchpx2Hodor Hodor Hodor 252 points253 points ago

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[–]aafarr2Wargs 213 points214 points ago

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I think this is the case. Honestly as someone who read the books it's nice to be a little surprised by the show. As long as it tells the same story, why not throw the readers a curveball?

[–]draxiomHouse Connington 127 points128 points ago

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Yeah, and Dany's story in ACoK is bland so any excitement is welcome, to be honest.

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Also, lets be honest, in the books, Dany's whole time in Qarth ACoK

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[–]50_cal 298 points299 points ago

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I love this thread so much. There's seemingly no gap between the non book readers and the book readers, and the book readers have been so accepting and non-hipster of us non-book readers. I just want to say thanks, you guys rule =D

[–]imbossNight's Watch 127 points128 points ago

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The best thing about the show/books is that I've yet to meet ASOIF hipsters. Everyone that has read the books is genuinely happy that other people are getting into it.

[–]998th_LordCommanderNight's Watch 193 points194 points ago*

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Hearing the reactions of the non-book readers is one of my favorite parts of these threads.

[–]cmmoyerHouse Manderly 117 points118 points ago

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I laughed so much at the reactions of the shadow birth.

[–]agentpatsyHouse Dondarrion 75 points76 points ago

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So "Lady Tullysa" is definitely CoK now?

[–]bvanmanHouse Stark 118 points119 points ago

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Wow, so much book deviation tonight.

[–]kelling928 117 points118 points ago

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[–]ThornyPlebeianHouse Lannister[!] 52 points53 points ago

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Goddammit I love Tywin.

[–]ZACHMAN3334 111 points112 points ago

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Jon and Ygritte

SEXUAL TENSION

[–]vashedHouse Targaryen 95 points96 points ago

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At the end it was moreso Sexual friction.

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[–]babysealsareyummyStorm 83 points84 points ago

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Tonks!!!