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[–]SlateHardjaw 35 points36 points ago

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Sounds like you're a step away from practicing writing your name with his last name 100 times in your trapper keeper.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Trapper keepers.. those where the days...

[–]SlateHardjaw 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else have the one with the red Lamborghini and lightning?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SlateHardjaw 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! That's it! That's as badass as personal organizers ever got.

[–]ProfessionallyGayPay for Gay 4 points5 points ago

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Bros, relevant video. Careful, lots of cut onions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNxzFPTA1y4

[–]Arcwulf 1 point2 points ago

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"im making guacamole..."

I cried right there... so hungry!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! This is perfect.

[–]DoWidzenia 3 points4 points ago

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Living in: Toronto, Sydney or Oslo.

Job: actuary, working at my own consulting firm.

Husband: Also successful on his own. A tall hairy man that works as a business professional (I fucking love suits).

Kids: Two boys, Harvey James and Vaughn Adam. One girl, preferably the oldest child, Dorothy or Darla, not sure yet.

[–]crazyemeraldlet me check your brostate... 2 points3 points ago

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It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this, and that sounds like a great life.

I see something similar for myself... settling down in a nice house with my guy, finishing graduate school, getting a nice tech job that will allow us to live a comfortable life with no worries about money.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Gah, I hate worrying about money. :( It's the worst. Can't wait to finish up school and get a decent job. I mean, not that the non-profit sector pays that great, but admin jobs guarantee a comfortable contribution to a two-income family.

[–]crazyemeraldlet me check your brostate... 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I hate it too. My current job pays enough to live comfortably, but I'm a public servant, which means I haven't seen a raise in over 3 years.

Hopefully it'll be less of a concern once my boyfriend moves in with me, but I still worry about it.

[–]Ftlguy88 2 points3 points ago

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Do not forget the white picket fence....

[–]footnotefour 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, let's get married.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 1 point2 points ago

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:3

[–]buchannon 1 point2 points ago

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Owning my own business. Maybe having kids one day. Taking care of my parents and loving my family.

I don't really have too much laid out in my mind, but that's the most I could ask for.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Living in: Seattle, Paris, Montreal, Amsterdam, Vancouver, San Diego, St. Petersburg, Vienna, or Boston. Preferably in the urban area.

Job: Stay-at-home dad :) , Financial Analyst, or Marketing Manager.

Husband: hot, ambitious, nicest guy I've ever met, and my best friend.

Kids: 2 kids, doesn't matter much, one named Kathryn Johanna.

[–]lostbonoboBrokemon Master 1 point2 points ago

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Out of new york city- with a good job that hones both my creative and scientific passions. With speed-dial to all the tight asses in my neighborhood.

That's all I want really.

[–]crazyemeraldlet me check your brostate... 2 points3 points ago

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With speed-dial to all the tight asses in my neighborhood.

I read that as "tight-asses" and wondered why you'd want the numbers to all the neighborhood jerks, haha.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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At the rate I'm going I'll probably won't make it to 30 so...no plans here

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lies! You can join me in tweed as an old fart. We will make fun of the young'uns.

[–]AvatarJack 1 point2 points ago

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Living in a nice little town in Northern California with a tall hairy guy, who's smart, funny, and caring. I own the nursery where I grow plants and landscape all day long. He's an English teacher at the local highschool. We adopted three kids, two girls and a boy and once they graduate and move out we start traveling. We climb the seven (eight) summits, visit most of Europe, and ride that plane that has reduced gravity for a little bit.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I love English teachers. :3

[–]ProfessionallyGayPay for Gay 1 point2 points ago*

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I will be starting school in August to get credentialed to become an English teacher...marry me? I already live in Norcal ;) You just have to promise to come home dirty and sweaty from time to time so I can get a whiff of that manly musk.

[–]AvatarJack 0 points1 point ago

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It's a deal. I already work at my local nursery and Spring is here so we'll be starting up soon.

[–]ProfessionallyGayPay for Gay 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome! You the type of bro that needs a ring?

[–]hanke43 0 points1 point ago

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Teachers are always the hottest.

[–]snyper7The Nebrotiator 1 point2 points ago

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He can do whatever he wants so long as he agrees to fold his underwear next to mine. :)

Awwww.

I'd like to own a nice house with my husband in the city or suburbs. We'll have two children, I'll drive a Maserati, and I'll/we'll have founded a successful company. Ours will be the house all of our kids' friends want to hang out at. We'll have a big lawn, a hot tub, and a roof patio. Every night we'll cuddle up to each other and drift to sleep in each other's arms...

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds amazing.

[–]itsjustjake 1 point2 points ago

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I am in love with you.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]NapalmGiraffeBROlden boy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna be a fucking rockstar.

But srsly, a musician, science teacher as a backup.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Show me your musician..ness. Musicality? Fuck it, play me a song, Piano Man!!! Or Guitar Dude. You know...whatevs.

[–]Ciaobello 1 point2 points ago

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What I see is myself working in a very creative and cutting edge job in a very intense and cultural city like New York or Paris. Alone in my incredible apartment with terrace views, while my Bf lives near, but in his own place. Traveling the globe, having once-in-a-lifetime experiences to share together. Maybe get married and adopt foreign dark-skinned babies, one to name Ninomia after my Japanese grandmother. But as for right now, the 27 club would be just fine as long as I visit every continent first, and experience a "changing" love-ship with an inspiring guy.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds wonderfully classy. :)

[–]Chase93 0 points1 point ago

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I see me living with the man of my dreams in a higher end suburban neighborhood without any kids. I'll have a well paying government job and a '96 Dodge Viper that I'd been saving for since I was a young boy. We will have one Pitbull and one Corgi. That's just a vague description.

[–]firecrotch22the other navybro 0 points1 point ago

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I want to get into Educational Policy, help fix this shattered system we use to educate our children. Or if I happen to fall in love, adopt a couple of kids and be a stay at home dad, I don't think I would complain.

[–]andybent25 0 points1 point ago

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I want to settle down with a decent guy. He doesn't necessarily have to be my dream man, just someone who I wouldn't mind living the rest of my life with. I'd be a nurse practitioner and he'd be whatever he wants to be, so long as he's a productive part of society. No kids. I would be an awful parent. We'd have a beach house, lake house, and a mountain house. We'd host amazing parties every month, and be the talk of the town. We'd both take a few months out of every year to with the WHO, and we'd be perfectly content with our lives.

[–]jdlastra 0 points1 point ago

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Hi sir when can we move in together o.o

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Awww...well, I do have a bf, but if I didn't, I'd say as soon as you moved to Georgia. :P

[–]mynaughtyusername 3 points4 points ago

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Moving in on the first date? Are you guys lesbians now? :P

[–]Nordicaaron 0 points1 point ago

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First you get the Partner, Then you get the Place, and Then you get the kiddies!

I want to settle down with the love of my life who challenges me in all ways. I have that now, but its a shebro. I wan to either be a Chaplian or Social worker within the Hospice or Hospital setting.

I can see this happening. I can also see myself posting in what will be r/oldgaybros

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be somewhere that isn't here. Anything else, I don't know about.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Aww...what sucks so bad about where you are?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's the most rural state in the nation, the oldest (median age) and the least diverse. We also held a people's veto to overturn marriage equality. It's really hard to find the pieces to build a social life here.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I mean, I live in Georgia, and it's similar here. Where I live has pockets of progressiveness, though. So that's good. Then there's Atlanta, which is like the south's gay Mecca.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maine is New England's answer to the deep south, in a lot of ways; I've heard.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Minus the southern charm. :P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is true. :)

And also as a fan of, shall we say 'luxury over speed', the south has some stockpiled assets I'd probably be more interested in pursuing as well.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hanke43 0 points1 point ago

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I see myself staying in New York City, settling down with a sexy bear, and adopting two boys. I'm going to be a technical director on broadway shows, and be the luckiest guy in town.

[–]bananabiscuits 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda late to comment on this, but what the hell.

I see myself settling down in New York City, having my PhD in clinical psychology and working in private practice or in a hospital, living in some spectacular, well-lit apartment. I definitely see a husband (though that word makes me feel weird) and hopefully kids in my future, but I don't really know when they're gonna enter the picture.

As for the kind of guy I want, though....I want someone who's attractive (handsome, nice eyes, a cute smile), reasonably intelligent, has big but realistic hopes and dreams and ambitions, is able to actually have meaningful conversations that have substance. Someone who appreciates the little things in life and pays attention to details but still knows how to relax and just be a regular guy. Someone who knows what he wants and cares about how other people feel. Until now, all I've really been able to find are guys who are nothing more than pretty faces.....just really vapid people.

[–]ajaycalledharshly 0 points1 point ago

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i'll move and look for a permanent teaching position out west (English/History), stay there for a few years, then come back to Brisbane or Sydney. i'll do some youth work or counselling within the LBGT community and finish my TESOL course on the side, get involved in some creative projects while i'm there, then travel overseas to teach English. i'll end up frequenting some cafe or restaurant in Toronto while on holidays from my work in Japan and there'll be this guy sitting in the corner reading a novel. he's gentle and a little bit shy but he's actually kind of batshit crazy and paints massive abstract pieces while naked and listening to the radio, occasionally talking to the stray cat that comes to watch him work. he says he likes orange trees, public transport and is frightened for the world.

we have this weird romance without full-blown sex for a few months and then fuck like the earth is falling apart the night before we both fly home. the next year, he meets me back in Australia and after few months we move in together in a studio apartment in Brisbane or Melbourne. he is instantly snapped up by the local arts community and does lots of little shows, but loses interest and enters some other field after that. i get a job as an editor for a queer journal while working on my book. when we need more income i go back to casual teaching.

we spend our time with wine and friends who come over and graffiti their names on a feature wall - it's part of one of his projects - and when we're well and truly settled in, we foster kids who don't get chosen and eventually adopt one or two. we try to break up twice for stupid reasons but it doesn't work out because we're still in love.

[–]iamelbenPolitibro[S] 0 points1 point ago

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That...is super specific. Very nice.