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[–]Young_Sam_Vimes[!] 295 points296 points ago

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AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SWAIN

[–]c4dy 72 points73 points ago

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That's so raven.

[–]Aes49 24 points25 points ago

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I'm also partial to, "Damn that quadra was in-Swain!"

[–]ithetinman 161 points162 points ago

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I have a soft spot in my heart for playing Heimerdinger. Every time I kill someone with an auto-attack(wrench):

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

[–]pwnor 22 points23 points ago

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Reference

I lol'd so hard

[–]Ponzer 31 points32 points ago

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Why would you need to reference THAT movie

[–]Ligaco 11 points12 points ago

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Because some people are NOT from US.

[–]lolIknow 1 point2 points ago

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You really threw a wrench in his plans

[–]Nab_Mctackle 162 points163 points ago

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You've been clock blocked, after saving someone with a zil ult

[–]Sacramentlog[Sacramentlog] (EU-W) 81 points82 points ago

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"Not on my watch."

[–]Snudge 128 points129 points ago

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"YER A WIZARD, AHRI."

[–]grifter444 9 points10 points ago

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Just spat Sierra mist on my Nostromo, Thanks...

[–]rekked 1 point2 points ago

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HEY, ALL! LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE HAS A NOSTROMO

/jelly

[–]grifter444 1 point2 points ago

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lololol, Best 75 bucks i ever spent.

[–]dNemesis 1 point2 points ago

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All you need is a naga, bro ^

[–]goodbyemeow 1 point2 points ago

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HEY, ALL! LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE HAS A SIERRA MIST

/jelly

[–]SyrioBroel 67 points68 points ago

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"Suck my balls" - Orianna winning.

[–]PawnSmacker[PawnSmacker] (NA) 15 points16 points ago

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"Balls to you"

[–]polishpolarbear 1 point2 points ago

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Karma's a bitch?

[–]Crapotage 17 points18 points ago

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*ball

[–]Keldra[Keldra] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

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When I'm playing with Ori and I'm on skype with my friends, when I put the shield on one of them, I tell them that I just put my balls on their face. :P Then, most of the time, they say they hope I don't have balls. :(

[–]itsdrtran 145 points146 points ago

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Bit long-winded, but a while ago I had a GREAT Lee Sin game where I just got into the fight and assassinated the enemy AD every fight.

After game, Ashe asked me why I was always up in her face, being annoying and killing her, to which I replied:

"I'M BLIND, GOTTA FEEL YOUR FACE TO KNOW IT'S YOU"

[–]Morsrael[Morsrael] (EU-W) 83 points84 points ago

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Yes, the face. Totally the face.

[–]Felekin 9 points10 points ago

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Face it, he's got a point.

[–]Moblin 120 points121 points ago

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When you build a troll AD build with Alistar, it's called Moohammad Ali

When I get raped: "Remember the Alimoo"

[–]kshoggi 19 points20 points ago

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You should always build a YouMoo's on AD Ali as well.

[–]Hallo457 16 points17 points ago

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YouMoo? NO. IMOO.

[–]Wizuhd 17 points18 points ago

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Remember the Alimoo

Definitely the best so far

[–]tomcorrea 62 points63 points ago

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"Seems like your effort was in Vayne"

[–]JimmyNSS 38 points39 points ago

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Someone might report you for sexual explicit chat.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 29 points30 points ago

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I'll put my effort wherever I want.

[–]TastyApple[TastyApple] (NA) 85 points86 points ago

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You activated my trap card! TF card kills.

[–]Terijan 82 points83 points ago

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I roleplay rammus. That is, all I say in chat is "ok"

[–]macheesmo 410 points411 points ago

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you mean rollplay?

[–]Safeeyes 36 points37 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]GosuSCII 170 points171 points ago

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I don't

[–]LoLingSoHard[LoLingSoHard] (NA) 41 points42 points ago

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[–]DualedWIN 13 points14 points ago

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Stop it Nocturne! I can't see what's going on either!

[–]Dominator957 48 points49 points ago

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BEEP BOOP FUCK THE TURRET

[–]undstudent 25 points26 points ago

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Go get 'em champ!

[–]izimulation 2 points3 points ago

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said by Karth... pro

[–]undstudent 2 points3 points ago

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I know! I was on my phone when I posted so I was hoping the other guy would be Blitz but I was disappointed when I came home and saw J4.

[–]rekked 2 points3 points ago

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On a related note, I managed to make an enemy player rage harder than ever only because after every pull/kill combo I would just type "Beep boop".

After 3 or 4 times, he says "SHUT THE FUCK UP, ARE YOU 12?????"

"No, I'm a robot".

I am sure even his teammates were loling hard.

[–]optisk 50 points51 points ago

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IM TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING LANE! @ cassiopeia from Snakes on a plane.

[–]Kholdy[Kholdy] (EU-W) 137 points138 points ago

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It took me aegis to make this item.

[–]Phizzix 74 points75 points ago

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Viktor-y

[–]Poltras 70 points71 points ago

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There's no situation where I could see that being used.

[–]Sabrewolf 9 points10 points ago

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IS FUNNY BECAUSE CONSENSUS IS THAT VIKTOR SUCKS! IS JOKE!!!

[–]Xenaizie 48 points49 points ago

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Tutorial Complete.

[–]MRFux 72 points73 points ago

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You vlad bro?

[–]Christemo[Christeemo] (EU-W) 49 points50 points ago

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[–]Jacanos 12 points13 points ago

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omg you can see the vlad make a troll face for a split second as he pools

[–]Christemo[Christeemo] (EU-W) 18 points19 points ago

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you don´t say

[–]krispyKRAKEN 6 points7 points ago

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No, obviously you are Vlad.

[–]f4rM 13 points14 points ago

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They aren't one liners, but when there's an Amumu, I congratulate him on his job in Bandle City as town crier.

And if there's a Yorick and Graves in the same game, I ask Yorick how he likes Graves, hoping he says "I dig'm"

[–]Peuniak 277 points278 points ago

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i wanted to write a taric joke, butt fuck it.

[–]antonpelle 177 points178 points ago

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gay jokes suck...

cum on guys

[–]MarkoSeke 186 points187 points ago

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All homosexuals are f**king assholes...

[–]_RedditGuy 49 points50 points ago

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I'm gay and I find this fucking hilarious.

[–]moopie45 38 points39 points ago

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more like _redditgay

[–]CRITlC 38 points39 points ago

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Annie has some winners: "Don't feed the bears!" or my personal favorite (exclusively for jungle kills) "Only you can prevent forest fires."

[–]Kolpa 15 points16 points ago

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its "only Josh can prevent forest fires" and if u kill someone u say "u had ONE job Josh"

[–]grifter444 2 points3 points ago

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Who the fuck is josh, and what exactly is his one job?

[–]RunsorHits 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Kolpa 1 point2 points ago

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Get an upvote for doing my work

[–]Zechs_Marquise 1 point2 points ago

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I think you need a team of Udyr, Volibear and Annie and just start singing 'Teddy Bear Picnic' in all chat.

[–]Dudethulhu 22 points23 points ago

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I am notorious with my puns. If I keep getting ganked by a maokai I'll tell him to leaf me alone. If he ganks and dies I'll say his bark was worse than his bite...those kinda things. Love hearing my teammates groan over skype chat.

[–]Dudethulhu 6 points7 points ago

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Also, someone dies to a graves or graves does something stupid "Looks like you made a grave mistake (also works for yorick).

[–]GodofGrunge 2 points3 points ago

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My friend plays Maokai exclusively and always screams his signature one-liner over Skype when we are losing a teamfight: "MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

[–]leaffall 1 point2 points ago

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I once played a few games with and against this guy who loved Heimer - all game constant puns. He had like two or three for most champs - although mao seemed his favorite. It was great.

[–]Dudethulhu 1 point2 points ago

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All my heimer puns are absolutely turretible..(See what I mean?)

[–]Nocticate 82 points83 points ago

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Who's Gankplank's favorite AP carry?

Malzaharrrrrrrrrrrr!

[–]ProstetnicVogonJelz 28 points29 points ago

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Nothing worse than ulting a gp and he just eats an orange and walks away.

[–]thewasko 18 points19 points ago

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YAR HAR! ORANGES!

[–]dietdoctorpepper 5 points6 points ago

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Malzahar ult's me, but I ate some oranges and it was K

[–]princeofbiscuits 14 points15 points ago

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Urgot ult's Gangplank. He ate some oranges, but it wasn't K

[–]dweeble2013 18 points19 points ago

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Ahrrrrrrri!

[–]YUNoLetMeHaveName 6 points7 points ago

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I feel this would have been a much better pun.

[–]kogarou 1 point2 points ago

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Except that GP hard counters Malzahar's ult. But yep, sounds better and is a sexy champ.

[–]ajkabel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BlondeJesus 20 points21 points ago

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Dude stop ksing. You are not playing KarthYOU you are playing KarthUS.

[–]izimulation 3 points4 points ago

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ks = kill secured

[–]Blayer32 21 points22 points ago

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unzips Prepare to be boarded!

[–]Zackcy 2 points3 points ago

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I mained Gangplank for a while, I always semi-cringed when I picked him.

[–]Darkniki 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I went into game and then screamed something along the lines:

"MF, PREPARE YOUR ASS TO BE BOARDED."

[–]orangejuicenut 18 points19 points ago

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Whenever I grab and kill someone as Nautilus as they are about to get away I say "You will naut escape"

[–]ScoobyDubeDoo 47 points48 points ago

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I like to run away with my jetpack as Rumble when my allies are getting ganked and saying,"Nothing to do here..."

[–]Phydu7 8 points9 points ago

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You throw so hard your name should be Tim Teemo.

They should call you "the catch of the day" because you just got baited.

It must be that time of the month, because I just got first blood. (Stolen from gweedo I think)

[–]bdEVILord[DerpyDoggyDance] (EU-NE) 1 point2 points ago

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I always do the first blood one. And yes, it's from gweedo.

[–]7-sidedDice 231 points232 points ago

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Noc noc!

Who's there?

DARKNESSSSSSSSSS

[–]fazdogg 141 points142 points ago

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[–]Voltron450 20 points21 points ago

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Why did you need the picture?

[–]Kerse 42 points43 points ago

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To prepackage his joke in an easily digestible format, and ensure that people understand it.

[–]HighTechnocrat 87 points88 points ago

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To properly express his supreme distaste.

[–]gentlegreengiant(NA) 24 points25 points ago

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Yes. A baker.

[–]vauno 9 points10 points ago

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Ok.

[–]SpilledBacon 7 points8 points ago

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After saving an allie as Zilean "NOT ON MY WATCH"

[–]ajkkjjk52 2 points3 points ago

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There are just a zilean jokes about that champ.

[–]Coakes 5 points6 points ago

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Top lane Lee-Sin gets ganked

"I never saw that coming."

[–]Promeus[promeusnighfall] (EU-NE) 7 points8 points ago

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A viktor on blue team getting fed/etc

Viktor, from the blue team, leave the arena now and rest. You've earned it!

[–]Sergeoff[Kuchiki Toko] (EU-W) 49 points50 points ago

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When I'm playing Swain:

[All]Twi1ightSparkle: There's something on your face...

An enemy has been slain

[All]Twi1ightSparkle: IT WAS SWAIN!

(Allusion to the ASDF-movie)

[–]Djkfed[Kêvin] (NA) 11 points12 points ago

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I like trains

[–]TheWardrobeFromHell[Pellebibi] (EU-NE) 4 points5 points ago

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I like Swains

[–]nothisispatrickeu 4 points5 points ago

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this guy has to be bad, he´s got numbers in his name.

[–]re6en 5 points6 points ago

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Some of OddOne's yordles jokes

[–]radiofluorescence[jumpluffers] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

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Example?

[–]re6en 2 points3 points ago

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The only good Yordle is a dead one

[–]onecoppa 5 points6 points ago

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"looks like you're..."

takes off sunglasses

"shit outta lux"

[–]jackryan135 3 points4 points ago

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YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]BirdboyDom 23 points24 points ago

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The Rivens will run red.

or

Cry me a Riven.

[–]Dreyarn 2 points3 points ago

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No fucks Riven.

[–]ilovecanadiancrack 9 points10 points ago

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yi mad bro?

[–]nametheoccupation 4 points5 points ago

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"Ice to meet you." ~ Nunu

"Don't feed me; I snowball hard." ~ Nunu

"Get dunked." ~ Master Yi

[–]Sutherland-LoL 4 points5 points ago

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Imagine if I had a real bot lane...

[–]front819[froÑt] (NA) 38 points39 points ago

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Your moma's so fat she's twice the size of gragas

[–]Christemo[Christeemo] (EU-W) 19 points20 points ago

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[–]re6en 31 points32 points ago

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[–]intelminer[Intel Miner] (NA) 14 points15 points ago

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[–]osmark 14 points15 points ago

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I'd play Bltz, but I'm a little rusty.

[–]tehmittens 10 points11 points ago

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A ROLLING GOLEM NEVER RUSTS

[–]tgb621 14 points15 points ago

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A ROLLING GOLEM GATHERS NO RUST

FTFY

BEEP BOOP FUCK THE QUOTING

[–]not-lenny 10 points11 points ago

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As I use Lee Sin's ult: "Boot to the head!"

[–]benihana68 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Sergeoff[Kuchiki Toko] (EU-W) 2 points3 points ago

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Another "Boot to the head!" video. Fits perfectly, IMO.

[–]lustigjh 9 points10 points ago

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Playing as Surgeon Shen:

Welcome to Summoner's Rift

[All]: The doctor is in.

[–]halpo 12 points13 points ago

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Mess up an initiate as Shen:

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a tank!

[–]Percon[S] 10 points11 points ago

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As a fellow owner of the surgeon Shen skin, if an enemy ever makes a comment such as "How do you have so much health?", I'm always quick to say "Because I'm a doctor".

[–]MrWnek 11 points12 points ago

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Whenever teammates doubt a call I make, I would just say "trust me, Im a doctor"

[–]SiegfriedMinusRoy 5 points6 points ago

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I play with someone who, whenever he plays Garen, starts the game with "GAREN IS COMING, AND HE DOES NOT PULL OUT!" Usually gets a laugh or two.

[–]Leggles 5 points6 points ago

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Is your health bar a magician? Because it just disappeared.

  • LeBlanc

[–]iFarmedBlueYoshi 3 points4 points ago

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I got 99 problems but a Twitch ain't one (after killing twitch)

[–]Xyrius 4 points5 points ago

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YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM!

[–]xLiam 52 points53 points ago

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Urgot to be kidding me, another of of these threads? These give me Sivir head aches, it feels like a Vayne is going to burst and put me in a Grave.

[–]retsukoi(NA) 42 points43 points ago

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This confused me for a second because I've always pronounced it siver instead of severe

[–]intelminer[Intel Miner] (NA) 2 points3 points ago

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(As cryocore brand)

WELCOME TO SUMMONERS RIFT

Intel Miner (Brand): TONIGHTS FORECAST, A FREEZE IS COMING!

[–]ImTheJungler 2 points3 points ago

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Kill with Poppy's Q: Stop! Hammertime!

[–]generalporkins[generalporkins] (NA) 3 points4 points ago

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Karma's a bitch.

[–]Mashu009 2 points3 points ago

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Fiddle- crows before hoes

[–]CrazyCanadianEh 2 points3 points ago

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Corporate Mundo gets a kill "Just another day at the office..."

[–]Inzanami 3 points4 points ago

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Ill put my ward in your bush.

[–]MrWnek 4 points5 points ago

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Hopefully it lasts for more than 3 minutes ....

[–]viishied 4 points5 points ago

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SHENSATIONAL!

[–]Otherworld 10 points11 points ago

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I'm thirsty, would you pass me some WotA?

[–]princeofbiscuits 1 point2 points ago

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I inexplicably read this in an Australian accent...

[–]EUWCael 11 points12 points ago

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When enemy team has a Viktor: "You know the Victory screen reads Viktory when having a Viktor in the team? ...too bad no1 ever saw it..."

[–]johnlocke90 2 points3 points ago

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If no1 has ever saw it how would you know that?

[–]Murcalumis[Zenryoku] (NA) 7 points8 points ago

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See: Religion

[–]Virtuallazy 5 points6 points ago

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That's a brave thing to do on Reddit.

[–]howsmydrivin 2 points3 points ago

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I guess the joke's on you.

[–]Mrnote 2 points3 points ago

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Ill play shen or kennen and type in all chat and say "Did someone call a doctor?". Or I will land a kill and type "You better take notes". My ign is MrNote.

[–]Djkfed[Kêvin] (NA) 2 points3 points ago

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Its time for a Cho down!

[–]fomorian 2 points3 points ago

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GET OVER HERE as blitz. Although I only do it when I'm sufficiently pumped.

[–]SHEePYTaGGeRNeP 2 points3 points ago

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I'm blind not deaf!

[–]Lightyguy 2 points3 points ago

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This is Ezreal as it gets.

[–]Elusivee 2 points3 points ago

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Want to hear a joke? I know a zilean of them!

[–]KignofDiggins 2 points3 points ago

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Near death experience as Viktor?

"Bitch I'm Science"

[–]alminator 2 points3 points ago

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

When playing cryocore brand, frostfire annie etc

[–]Shinystar23 2 points3 points ago

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when the enemy team has a vayne I say in all chat , 'im playing like a drug addict, going straight for the vayne.'

[–]2pacalypse666 2 points3 points ago

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Why did Fiddlesticks win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

[–]Ginko132[Mr Ginko] (EU-W) 2 points3 points ago

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When i have an awesome game with Rammus.

They see me rollin...

They hatin...

[–]killthrillabs 6 points7 points ago

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TIME FOR A GROUP HUG - Amumu before ulting.

[–]VitkoCZ[VitkoCZ] (EU-W) 4 points5 points ago

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Is it that time of the month? 'cause I just got first blood

Edit: Not from my head, source

[–]shadowl00t 10 points11 points ago

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You fell right into my ashehole

[–]buckX 8 points9 points ago

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I've always been a fan of noting how much Ashe grabbing Blitzcranks do.

[–]lustigjh 7 points8 points ago

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similarly, "Dat Ashe/Cass/Kass" after a big play by them

[–]Keldra[Keldra] (NA) 5 points6 points ago

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Only OK if you're not playing that champ. Otherwise, it just pisses me off and annoys me.

[–]lustigjh 2 points3 points ago

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this is generally the case since I main support

[–]Morbo_Mad 1 point2 points ago

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BARRELS OF FUN

-Gragas kills

[–]soxfan0138 1 point2 points ago

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is that a rocket in your pocket?

[–]Bustycops 1 point2 points ago

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When I'm Gangplank I like talking about bungholes. I'm not sure if that fits in here.

[–]blamo_slamo[GeorgeLewis] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

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"This bush is slowing me, better investiage"

[–]CaffeinatedCoffee15 1 point2 points ago

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"Let me give you a hug" or "let's be friends forever" by Amumu will always be my favorites. They just show how "friendly" LOL is...

[–]Glitch_King 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I make a daring escape as Wukong I will say something along the lines of: "The armies of heaven couldn't catch the great sage equaling heaven, what makes you think you can?"

[–]docmartens 1 point2 points ago

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The armies of heaven cou

NOXIAN GUILLOTINE!

[–]Tyrrexel[TYR4NTTX] (EU-W) 1 point2 points ago

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DEMACIAAAAAAA

[–]Noir_ 1 point2 points ago

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When I play teemo... Shroom it.

[–]KickingOrphans 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna call you doctor suess because you are so easy to read

[–]bchen42 1 point2 points ago

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YOU CANNOT RACE AGAINST TIME!!

After I chase someone down with Zil and kill them with a bomb

[–]iTz_Chanch 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a cassio player, and when I get a kill I say "You just got played by Cassio's keyboard"

[–]Ryanwag222 1 point2 points ago

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Getting Tired yet? - Nocturne

[–]princeofbiscuits 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever my friend gets a kill with Fisherman Fizz, he types "sURF's up!" in all-chat.

[–]Couz 1 point2 points ago

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BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP - Blitzcrank

[–]RiverFlow108 1 point2 points ago

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The best I saw was after a Fizz carried a game. "It seemed like your teamwork just.. Fizz'ld out..."

[–]Seymor569 1 point2 points ago

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When Lux was released one of my friends thought she shouted "TILAPIA" when she ulted. So now we all shout that whenever we see the laser come out.

[–]Tales23 1 point2 points ago

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As Mr. Freeze Brand after killing Swain. "Chill out Bird Boy."

Or some other funny Batman vs Robin quotes:

"What killed the Dinosaurs, the ICE AGE!"

"Today's forecast, a FREEEZE!"

Basically any Mr.Freeze line works.

The other character that works well is Talon with his one skin that makes him look like Judge Dread.

"I AM.... THE LAW"

"You've violated the LAW!"

"JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER."

[–]itsabraeburn 1 point2 points ago

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twisted fate "the house wins" "guess you should have folded" "i guess aces are high this game." i forget the rest but when i use to play him id say these after every kill it was fun and pissed the other team off alot

[–]burstofsunshine 1 point2 points ago

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When you juke out the entire enemy team after towerdiving and picking up a kill:

"Looks like your efforts... puts on sunglasses... were in Vayne..." YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Ferga93 1 point2 points ago

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that pic where it said:

Top lane: "hey warwick are you jungling?"

Warwick with smite: "no, i'm standing near the wolves because i miss my family"

[–]theFromm 1 point2 points ago

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Jungler: "I need a leash." Me: "Why? Are you a dog?"

[–]sirlanceb 1 point2 points ago

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Solomid.net for tips and tricks.

[–]Marthene[MartoDotA] (EU-NE) 1 point2 points ago

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3 ads on enemy team and a malphite on yours , team chat " this team comp is , ROCK SOLID "

[–]cloneARN 1 point2 points ago

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Most of these jokes aren't funny Annie more -.-

[–]riderLyrae 1 point2 points ago

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As Viktor; I'm sexy and I know it.

[–]Tareos[Taereus] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

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Playing Yi and running into a teamfight at mid while finishing farming bot lane, nabbing a kill, and then run up to farm top lane: "Awww Yiiiiii!"

[–]nothisispatrickeu 1 point2 points ago

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annie are you ok?

[–]Noobrawr 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't have anything to do with champions but, When someone takes AGEESS in the loading screen I tend to say "Welcome to League of Loadscreens" When the game starts hahah

[–]Natho74 1 point2 points ago

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Dominating as Anivia- Chilling spree :P

[–]Nightsprol 5 points6 points ago

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YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE