Favourite LoL one-liners?

Young_Sam_Vimes · 1 year

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SWAIN

ithetinman · 1 year

I have a soft spot in my heart for playing Heimerdinger. Every time I kill someone with an auto-attack(wrench):

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

Nab_Mctackle · 1 year

You've been clock blocked, after saving someone with a zil ult

Snudge · 1 year

"YER A WIZARD, AHRI."

SyrioBroel · 1 year

"Suck my balls" - Orianna winning.

itsdrtran · 1 year

Bit long-winded, but a while ago I had a GREAT Lee Sin game where I just got into the fight and assassinated the enemy AD every fight.

After game, Ashe asked me why I was always up in her face, being annoying and killing her, to which I replied:

"I'M BLIND, GOTTA FEEL YOUR FACE TO KNOW IT'S YOU"

Moblin · 1 year

When you build a troll AD build with Alistar, it's called Moohammad Ali

When I get raped: "Remember the Alimoo"

tomcorrea · 1 year

"Seems like your effort was in Vayne"

TastyApple · 1 year

You activated my trap card! TF card kills.

Terijan · 1 year

I roleplay rammus. That is, all I say in chat is "ok"

Dominator957 · 1 year

BEEP BOOP FUCK THE TURRET

optisk · 1 year

IM TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING LANE! @ cassiopeia from Snakes on a plane.

Kholdy · 1 year

It took me aegis to make this item.

Phizzix · 1 year

Viktor-y

Xenaizie · 1 year

Tutorial Complete.

MRFux · 1 year

You vlad bro?

f4rM · 1 year

They aren't one liners, but when there's an Amumu, I congratulate him on his job in Bandle City as town crier.

And if there's a Yorick and Graves in the same game, I ask Yorick how he likes Graves, hoping he says "I dig'm"

Peuniak · 1 year

i wanted to write a taric joke, butt fuck it.

CRITlC · 1 year

Annie has some winners: "Don't feed the bears!" or my personal favorite (exclusively for jungle kills) "Only you can prevent forest fires."

Dudethulhu · 1 year

I am notorious with my puns. If I keep getting ganked by a maokai I'll tell him to leaf me alone. If he ganks and dies I'll say his bark was worse than his bite...those kinda things. Love hearing my teammates groan over skype chat.

Nocticate · 1 year

Who's Gankplank's favorite AP carry?

Malzaharrrrrrrrrrrr!

BlondeJesus · 1 year

Dude stop ksing. You are not playing KarthYOU you are playing KarthUS.

Blayer32 · 1 year

unzips Prepare to be boarded!

orangejuicenut · 1 year

Whenever I grab and kill someone as Nautilus as they are about to get away I say "You will naut escape"

ScoobyDubeDoo · 1 year

I like to run away with my jetpack as Rumble when my allies are getting ganked and saying,"Nothing to do here..."

Phydu7 · 1 year

You throw so hard your name should be Tim Teemo.

They should call you "the catch of the day" because you just got baited.

It must be that time of the month, because I just got first blood. (Stolen from gweedo I think)

7-sidedDice · 1 year

Noc noc!

Who's there?

DARKNESSSSSSSSSS

gentlegreengiant · 1 year

Yes. A baker.

vauno · 1 year

SpilledBacon · 1 year

After saving an allie as Zilean "NOT ON MY WATCH"

Coakes · 1 year

Top lane Lee-Sin gets ganked

"I never saw that coming."

Promeus · 1 year

A viktor on blue team getting fed/etc

Viktor, from the blue team, leave the arena now and rest. You've earned it!

Sergeoff · 1 year

When I'm playing Swain:

[All]Twi1ightSparkle: There's something on your face...

An enemy has been slain

[All]Twi1ightSparkle: IT WAS SWAIN!

(Allusion to the ASDF-movie)

re6en · 1 year

Some of OddOne's yordles jokes

onecoppa · 1 year

"looks like you're..."

takes off sunglasses

"shit outta lux"

BirdboyDom · 1 year

The Rivens will run red.

or

Cry me a Riven.

ilovecanadiancrack · 1 year

yi mad bro?

nametheoccupation · 1 year

"Ice to meet you." ~ Nunu

"Don't feed me; I snowball hard." ~ Nunu

"Get dunked." ~ Master Yi

Sutherland-LoL · 1 year

Imagine if I had a real bot lane...

front819 · 1 year

Your moma's so fat she's twice the size of gragas

osmark · 1 year

I'd play Bltz, but I'm a little rusty.

not-lenny · 1 year

As I use Lee Sin's ult: "Boot to the head!"

lustigjh · 1 year

Playing as Surgeon Shen:

Welcome to Summoner's Rift

[All]: The doctor is in.

SiegfriedMinusRoy · 1 year

I play with someone who, whenever he plays Garen, starts the game with "GAREN IS COMING, AND HE DOES NOT PULL OUT!" Usually gets a laugh or two.

Leggles · 1 year

Is your health bar a magician? Because it just disappeared.

LeBlanc

iFarmedBlueYoshi · 1 year

I got 99 problems but a Twitch ain't one (after killing twitch)

Xyrius · 1 year

YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM!

xLiam · 1 year

Urgot to be kidding me, another of of these threads? These give me Sivir head aches, it feels like a Vayne is going to burst and put me in a Grave.

intelminer · 1 year

(As cryocore brand)

WELCOME TO SUMMONERS RIFT

Intel Miner (Brand): TONIGHTS FORECAST, A FREEZE IS COMING!

ImTheJungler · 1 year

Kill with Poppy's Q: Stop! Hammertime!

generalporkins · 1 year

Karma's a bitch.

Mashu009 · 1 year

Fiddle- crows before hoes

CrazyCanadianEh · 1 year

Corporate Mundo gets a kill "Just another day at the office..."

Inzanami · 12 months

Ill put my ward in your bush.

viishied · 12 months

SHENSATIONAL!

Otherworld · 1 year

I'm thirsty, would you pass me some WotA?

EUWCael · 1 year

When enemy team has a Viktor: "You know the Victory screen reads Viktory when having a Viktor in the team? ...too bad no1 ever saw it..."

howsmydrivin · 1 year

I guess the joke's on you.

Mrnote · 1 year

Ill play shen or kennen and type in all chat and say "Did someone call a doctor?". Or I will land a kill and type "You better take notes". My ign is MrNote.

Djkfed · 1 year

Its time for a Cho down!

fomorian · 1 year

GET OVER HERE as blitz. Although I only do it when I'm sufficiently pumped.

SHEePYTaGGeRNeP · 1 year

I'm blind not deaf!

Lightyguy · 12 months

This is Ezreal as it gets.

Elusivee · 12 months

Want to hear a joke? I know a zilean of them!

KignofDiggins · 12 months

Near death experience as Viktor?

"Bitch I'm Science"

alminator · 12 months

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

When playing cryocore brand, frostfire annie etc

Shinystar23 · 12 months

when the enemy team has a vayne I say in all chat , 'im playing like a drug addict, going straight for the vayne.'

2pacalypse666 · 12 months

Why did Fiddlesticks win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Ginko132 · 12 months

When i have an awesome game with Rammus.

They see me rollin...

They hatin...

killthrillabs · 1 year

TIME FOR A GROUP HUG - Amumu before ulting.

VitkoCZ · 1 year

Is it that time of the month? 'cause I just got first blood

Edit: Not from my head, source

shadowl00t · 1 year

You fell right into my ashehole

Morbo_Mad · 1 year

BARRELS OF FUN

-Gragas kills

soxfan0138 · 1 year

is that a rocket in your pocket?

Bustycops · 1 year

When I'm Gangplank I like talking about bungholes. I'm not sure if that fits in here.

blamo_slamo · 1 year

"This bush is slowing me, better investiage"

CaffeinatedCoffee15 · 1 year

"Let me give you a hug" or "let's be friends forever" by Amumu will always be my favorites. They just show how "friendly" LOL is...

Glitch_King · 1 year

Every time I make a daring escape as Wukong I will say something along the lines of: "The armies of heaven couldn't catch the great sage equaling heaven, what makes you think you can?"

Tyrrexel · 1 year

DEMACIAAAAAAA

Noir_ · 1 year

When I play teemo... Shroom it.

bchen42 · 12 months

YOU CANNOT RACE AGAINST TIME!!

After I chase someone down with Zil and kill them with a bomb

iTz_Chanch · 12 months

I'm a cassio player, and when I get a kill I say "You just got played by Cassio's keyboard"

Ryanwag222 · 12 months

Getting Tired yet? - Nocturne

princeofbiscuits · 12 months

Whenever my friend gets a kill with Fisherman Fizz, he types "sURF's up!" in all-chat.

Couz · 12 months

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP - Blitzcrank

RiverFlow108 · 12 months

The best I saw was after a Fizz carried a game. "It seemed like your teamwork just.. Fizz'ld out..."

Seymor569 · 12 months

When Lux was released one of my friends thought she shouted "TILAPIA" when she ulted. So now we all shout that whenever we see the laser come out.

Tales23 · 12 months

As Mr. Freeze Brand after killing Swain. "Chill out Bird Boy."

Or some other funny Batman vs Robin quotes:

"What killed the Dinosaurs, the ICE AGE!"

"Today's forecast, a FREEEZE!"

Basically any Mr.Freeze line works.

The other character that works well is Talon with his one skin that makes him look like Judge Dread.

"I AM.... THE LAW"

"You've violated the LAW!"

"JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER."

itsabraeburn · 12 months

twisted fate "the house wins" "guess you should have folded" "i guess aces are high this game." i forget the rest but when i use to play him id say these after every kill it was fun and pissed the other team off alot

burstofsunshine · 12 months

When you juke out the entire enemy team after towerdiving and picking up a kill:

"Looks like your efforts... puts on sunglasses... were in Vayne..." YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ferga93 · 12 months

that pic where it said:

Top lane: "hey warwick are you jungling?"

Warwick with smite: "no, i'm standing near the wolves because i miss my family"

theFromm · 12 months

Jungler: "I need a leash." Me: "Why? Are you a dog?"

sirlanceb · 12 months

Solomid.net for tips and tricks.

Marthene · 12 months

3 ads on enemy team and a malphite on yours , team chat " this team comp is , ROCK SOLID "

cloneARN · 12 months

Most of these jokes aren't funny Annie more -.-

riderLyrae · 12 months

As Viktor; I'm sexy and I know it.

Tareos · 12 months

Playing Yi and running into a teamfight at mid while finishing farming bot lane, nabbing a kill, and then run up to farm top lane: "Awww Yiiiiii!"

nothisispatrickeu · 12 months

annie are you ok?

Noobrawr · 12 months

This doesn't have anything to do with champions but, When someone takes AGEESS in the loading screen I tend to say "Welcome to League of Loadscreens" When the game starts hahah

Natho74 · 12 months

Dominating as Anivia- Chilling spree :P

Nightsprol · 1 year

YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE

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