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[–]the_mattadorAn Equal Opportunity Employer 126 points127 points ago

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"Are you drunk?"

"It's Pearl Harbor Day. Have some respect."

[–]daffodilhillDid you get pears? 9 points10 points ago

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That line made me kind of sad because last season he talked about how many of his friends in the war were killed by the Japanese. Maybe he was getting drunk in order to drown out his memories of them? (I could be giving him way too much credit.)

[–]IDonatedToWikipedia 123 points124 points ago

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Don and Joan has always struck me as one of the very few honest relationships on the show

[–]Phantoom 18 points19 points ago

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Agreed. This is why I am both glad that they flirted, and glad that they didn't hook up. Any other way would have felt disingenuous to me.

[–]GruxKing 116 points117 points ago

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Don is like the best wingman ever. Buys a hot car, Wingsman you, gives you cab money, doesn't judge you.

I want Don to wingman me.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 43 points44 points ago

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That's cute except that he would get all the chicks you're after.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Which is why it's a good thing Joan's a [straight] lady. ;D

No competing interests.

Edited for clarity.

[–]BittebitteThe apple that goes in the pig's mouth 102 points103 points ago

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"I'm burning for you."

Chances are...it's viral.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 37 points38 points ago

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Literally

  • Sterling Archer

[–]JPeglow 98 points99 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given about Pete talking to Jaguar.

[–]because__science 25 points26 points ago

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Thankfully for him, Don got his back there at the end.

[–]jmk4422 33 points34 points ago

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I really liked that. The look of pure joy on Pete's face when Don gave his speech actually made me like Pete again.

I go back and forth with that little shit... what's the opposite of shit?

Flower?

Not that far away from shit...

Less shit?

Yeah...

[–]ConspiracyMomma 99 points100 points ago

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Don: "Maybe you and I should go as a couple."

And a thousand Pete/Don slash fics were authored tonight...

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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My favorite is the one that ends with Pete reaching climax and yelling, "Oh DICK!" And Don responds, "Yes?"

[–]ParanoidAndroidsThe Adventures of Dick Dollars and Tilden Katz 84 points85 points ago

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"The only sin is being familiar."

So true for so many characters.

[–]furbyhookerIt's HANGED, not hung. 12 points13 points ago

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This was my favorite line of the episode. I think it sums up so many people in relationships even today though I could never put it into words myself. Joan's had some good lines this season.

[–]gdeanuSaving it for my convention whores. 85 points86 points ago

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Man, Pete wants a pat on the head so bad.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 33 points34 points ago

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Is that the symbolism behind his dramatic receding hairline?

[–]Rantingbeerjello 26 points27 points ago

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I can't believe I actually felt bad for Pete.

"Bert?" "They're lemons!"

[–]TheBoredGuy 81 points82 points ago

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This episode should have been titled "Harry Krishna".

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 158 points159 points ago

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It took five seasons but we FINALLY got our Don/Joan episode.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 37 points38 points ago

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And I'll happily wait another 5 seasons for the next.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 26 points27 points ago

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And they didn't even have to smash.

[–]the_mattadorAn Equal Opportunity Employer 188 points189 points ago

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"You're going to need to define some of these pronouns if you want me to keep listening."

Don just summed up my thoughts on Facebook statuses.

[–]gdeanuSaving it for my convention whores. 129 points130 points ago

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Kinsey what the fuck!?

[–]AcesCharles2Ken. Cosgrove. Accounts. 98 points99 points ago

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Paul Kinsey and the Temple of Doom

[–]gdeanuSaving it for my convention whores. 37 points38 points ago

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Kali Ma!

[–]jeffinfremontnot Dick Whitman 79 points80 points ago

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Fourteen years later, he gets his ass kicked by Robert Stack in the lobby of an airport.

[–]soda__popinski 4 points5 points ago

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Airplane references get a million upvotes. Or in this case, like 21.

[–]SCDPIntern 42 points43 points ago

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Kinsey was a hipster before it was cool. This doesn't surprise me

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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What a great return. I was so impressed on what they did with this character. Reminded me of all the Hare Krishna's at University of Florida.

[–]BigRedRobotNinja 7 points8 points ago

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Still can't get over the fact that they charge for lunch now.

[–]ParanoidAndroidsThe Adventures of Dick Dollars and Tilden Katz 125 points126 points ago

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For some reason, Don and the lamp made me laugh hysterically.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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The reason is that it was funny.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 50 points51 points ago

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Dat Hawaiian shirt.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 195 points196 points ago

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"SURPRISE! THERE'S AN AIRPLANE HERE TO SEE YOU!!"

[–]cdlunchbox 111 points112 points ago

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I think it's genius that this episode takes place on Pearl Harbor Day and then this.

[–]3yearoldgenius 33 points34 points ago

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Well, that one flew over my head.

[–]Subalpine 15 points16 points ago

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and the airplane mechanics strike during the same episode!

[–]Negro_Napoleon 71 points72 points ago

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[–]squashbanana"What is Re-gina?" 17 points18 points ago

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"You're not allowed to do that!"

[–]AcesCharles2Ken. Cosgrove. Accounts. 48 points49 points ago

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Julliette Lewis?

[–]fuzzy_dunnloptoo much art 9 points10 points ago

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I thought the same thing.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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yeah....if it was 1992....

[–]GruxKing 51 points52 points ago

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(it was hard for him) "Then he shouldn't be doing it"

...I love peggy's bluntness.

[–][deleted] 184 points185 points ago

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Is anyone else bothered by the seemingly plain pasta that Megan makes? Like seriously, put some sauce on that shit.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 73 points74 points ago

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No wonder why she threw it -- it probably tasted like shit.

[–]sonnyjim91 39 points40 points ago

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When she yelled "We are going to SIT down and have DINNER together!" I was surprised Don didn't just respond, "you just threw your dinner at the wall."

[–]NiceGuyMike 35 points36 points ago

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That scene shows, IMO, that Don is willing to take his wife seriously. Not just a "kitten". Subtle, non-dramatic response from Don.

[–]ohashi 26 points27 points ago

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I really wanted to see the rest of that scene play out. Here he is, walking into his home, thinking he did a good thing for a friend today. And bam. Pasta to the wall. Angry wife. Being told he never thinks of anyone else. Poor Don. But he probably should have called.

[–]playfulpenis 11 points12 points ago

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Could of been a garlic sauce on angel hair. The sauce is more buttery and garlicy, and thus not too visible.

[–]jllunsfo 28 points29 points ago

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I left a plate in the oven for you!

A plate of dry, plain pasta. You shouldn't have...

Poor Don.

[–]studiosupport 42 points43 points ago

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Gah, you people. You've never had buttered noodles with a little garlic salt and parmesan cheese? As an Italian I can say this, sauce isn't everything.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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The episode where we see Joan become the fiery redhead she is. HOT DAMN

[–]Negro_Napoleon 47 points48 points ago

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She is worth all of the praise.

That woman is incredible.

She is one of the best successes in casting on TV.

[–]GruxKing 39 points40 points ago

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God the Hare Krishna girl is a sexpot

[–]ConspiracyMomma 50 points51 points ago

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That's how cults work.

[–]Newshoe 44 points45 points ago

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One cult please!

[–]mlurve 41 points42 points ago

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So...they're saying Lane didn't pay his taxes in England? I kinda missed that.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 23 points24 points ago

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He owes $8k.

[–]InSciopero 19 points20 points ago

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He's gonna steal it...

[–]mlurve 14 points15 points ago

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Looks like you were right!

[–]Zarile 6 points7 points ago

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Why didn't he just bring it up to Don and ask for a loan? Or hell, ask Roger, he's always got about $1,000 in cash in his pockets....

[–]Negro_Napoleon 6 points7 points ago

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which is like $56472.43 today?

[–]McDarling 42 points43 points ago

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Noone's made a stronger stand against advertising than you

Low blow, Don.

[–]GruxKing 154 points155 points ago

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Dear ladies, "Take me like this" will get you laid 400% of the time.

[–]daffodilhillDid you get pears? 21 points22 points ago

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There are so many things from this show I want to try now. Walking into someone's office naked under a fur coat, saying that line and bending over... GAH.

[–]JPeglow 36 points37 points ago

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Still trying to get my head around the fact that someone is "burning" for Harry.

[–]NoobiconHell's bells Trudy! 23 points24 points ago

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You haven't met my wife.

[–]LoRiMyErSLook at you, all in a snit. 68 points69 points ago

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Good guy Harry gets Kinsey out of a cult.

[–]daffodilhillDid you get pears? 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah, I feel like everyone has been so down on Harry lately. Nice to know he's still a good friend.

[–]Oscar_RowsdowerHELL'S BELLS, TRUDY! 31 points32 points ago

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One of the reasons he did it though, was purely selfish, to get back at Lakshmi. Remember what Peggy said, that If he was a good friend he'd tell him the truth about the script. Now Paul thinks he's got writing talent and is off to L.A.

[–]Rusty_the_Scoob 15 points16 points ago

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Peggy didn't know that Kinsey was in a cult when she said that, though. I think Harry did the nicest thing possible. He probably wanted a little revenge on Lakshmi but she also made him realize how ruthlessly the cult was using Kinsey.

[–]alorecx 32 points33 points ago

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Who the eff is Ali Khan?

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 22 points23 points ago

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Some rich guy who sent an actress (Lana Turner? Eva Gardner?) an entire room of flowers.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Married to Rita Hayworth. Famous for being a playboy.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 8 points9 points ago

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She was a red-head. That also gives it away.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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While Don was talking to Joan, he remembered that she used to receive flowers so often, he thought she was Ali Khan's girlfriend.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 33 points34 points ago

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Don

[–]dart22 32 points33 points ago

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And Lane Price takes a late lead in the "who jumps out the window in the last episode" horse race.

[–]eheaneyhair: bottled 32 points33 points ago

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I like how Crane put his glasses down.....he learned from that time with Hildy!

[–]ConspiracyMomma 7 points8 points ago

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She still got the glasses with her smack. Ha!

[–]LoRiMyErSLook at you, all in a snit. 31 points32 points ago

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Sooooo, she bangs him to get him to back off? Wat?

[–]TheBoredGuy 27 points28 points ago

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Blackmail?

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 50 points51 points ago

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Hippy logic?

[–]rudy1634 60 points61 points ago

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"You mean Bazooka Joe?" Roger only gets the very best lines

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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The best line was after he made the joke about Pearl Harbour, he looks at Don coming out of the bathroom and says "Oh, you've finished your bombing run"

[–]GruxKing 31 points32 points ago

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I've never seen a secretary talk back like that, ever!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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It's so funny because she thinks she can hold her own in an argument with Joan.

[–]CurlingFlowerSpaceSunny as summer 25 points26 points ago

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I hate that actress anyway. She comes across as whiny and like a push-over, yet they give her these lines that have her standing up to Joan Fucking Holloway.

[–]SuperTimo'dʒæɡjuː.ər' (jag_u_ar) 11 points12 points ago

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I think the idea is for her to come across as dense. As in it's not because she's brave its because she is too stupid to realise that firstly she can't speak back to her that way, and secondly that it is something very personal to joan.

[–]DiverGuyI don't think about you at all. 58 points59 points ago

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"Hi, I'm Nick, I'm a photography student, and they play my commercial 900 times per break"

[–]DoubleDare2000 15 points16 points ago

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"Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah," repeat.

[–]calicoan 8 points9 points ago

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Dear god how I hate that ad...

[–]IDonatedToWikipedia 27 points28 points ago

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Only four more episodes left in the season.

Nooooooooo I didn't realize it was ending so soon.

[–]GruxKing 54 points55 points ago

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Star Trek on Mad Men!!!!!

[–]HenryDorsettCaseWe leave this lunch alone, it'll take over Europe. 15 points16 points ago

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That was cool. Now they need to hit on Super Bowl 1.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 25 points26 points ago

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I don't think anyone cares about the glass walls anymore.

[–]LoRiMyErSLook at you, all in a snit. 53 points54 points ago

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Good God I love Don and Joan together. And at Christmas too?!? Perfect.

[–]Prof_Mavis_Beacon 69 points70 points ago

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That scene oozed so much sexiness and class that it made me uncomfortable to exist.

[–]squashbanana"What is Re-gina?" 27 points28 points ago

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Oh I know! Is it just me, or when they were talking that "he" and "she" talk, were they basically saying they wanted each other but knew better than to act on it? WHYYYY?

[–]baianobrancoChange the Conversation 42 points43 points ago

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They wanted each other and probably would have acted on it if Don hadn't left...he is fighting hard to not fall into his old ways.

However, he probably gave her the flowers. The card was referring to her quote that said her mom taught her how to serve/please others (I forget the quote already). She said this quote to Don and probably didn't say it to another guy if we are to believe she had sex with the guy at the bar.

Don released some of his sexual tension/frustration when he was driving the car home...perhaps that will be part of the Jaguar sales ad.

[–]squashbanana"What is Re-gina?" 28 points29 points ago

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Ah, yeah, her mother "raised her to be admired." :)

[–]baianobrancoChange the Conversation 30 points31 points ago

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Also, she said how he had never sent her flowers before.

[–]SCDPIntern 25 points26 points ago

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Lane is embezzling money from SCDP creditors

[–]Negro_Napoleon 16 points17 points ago

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Makes you wonder how good business really is.

[–]junkmale 9 points10 points ago

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The thing is, he is really throwing Don under the bus. Everyone is going to work their ass off on Jaguar only to learn they need to take a pay cut or even have layoffs to save the firm once they learn 50k is not a surplus but a debt.

[–]krische 6 points7 points ago

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I'm guessing business was okay before the news about Mohawk Airlines. But now that they don't have that revenue (and the extra debt Lane added) they probably are in the red.

[–]DoubleDare2000 25 points26 points ago

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"It will totally satisfy your inner Peggy Olsen..."

Pfft.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 24 points25 points ago

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I'd like to satisfy Peggy Olsen's insides...

[–]ConspiracyMomma 26 points27 points ago

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"Surprise! There's an airplane here to see you!" SMASH

Damn, I didn't think Joan would get that upset over divorce papers.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 38 points39 points ago

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I think maybe just because she's not in control.

[–]baianobrancoChange the Conversation 28 points29 points ago

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Also Pearl Harbor Reference, and a foreshadowing of Mohawk's demise.

[–]ParanoidAndroidsThe Adventures of Dick Dollars and Tilden Katz 23 points24 points ago

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I love Joan so much. She and Don have such a unique relationship.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 25 points26 points ago

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Finally! A talk about the baby!

[–]SCDPIntern 91 points92 points ago

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Betty would never stand up for herself like Megan just did. Thats why Don respects her

[–]McDarling 52 points53 points ago

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Exactly. And she demanded that he join her, instead of just getting pissed and letting him get off basically scott-free. Megan's the best.

[–]digiorknow 46 points47 points ago

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EAT YOUR FUCKIN DINNER.

[–]ConspiracyMomma 24 points25 points ago

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Why doesn't Lane just tell the partners that he needs his bonus now because he has to pay taxes?

[–]jeffinfremontnot Dick Whitman 85 points86 points ago

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The guy in charge of finances doesn't want to let on that he lost control of his own finances.

[–]dmanww 15 points16 points ago

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and he's British.

[–]TheBoredGuy 40 points41 points ago

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Or just ask Roger for a loan. I'm sure Lane is high on Roger's list after punching Pete.

[–]DrunkScholarIt was one of his good ones 15 points16 points ago

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Because he's British, mainly. Also people were less eager to admit to having financial troubles back in the day.

[–]Classic_Wingers 24 points25 points ago

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"How many times have I left you alone with a card from another man"

[–]gdeanuSaving it for my convention whores. 28 points29 points ago

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Sterling could read a random name out of a phone book and I'd think it was a great line.

[–]BittebitteThe apple that goes in the pig's mouth 71 points72 points ago

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Surprise! There's an airplane here to see you!

Best. Line. Ever.

Aaaand I've just fallen in love with Don being sweet to Joan!

[–]squashbanana"What is Re-gina?" 16 points17 points ago

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Oh god, me too! I was almost kinda hoping they'd dance... But dammit, they didn't. :(

[–]sadwer 30 points31 points ago

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My ovaries leapt with joy.

And I'm a dude. A straight dude.

[–]Daciex 9 points10 points ago

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Can Not Wait For That Gif

[–]squashbanana"What is Re-gina?" 23 points24 points ago

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Don's BAAAAACK!

[–]GruxKing 19 points20 points ago

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It's so weird hearing Jon Hamm's voice pitch Jaguar to the staff after hearing his voice in so many Mercedes ads.

[–]Oscar_RowsdowerHELL'S BELLS, TRUDY! 18 points19 points ago

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With John Slattery voicing Lincoln, Vincent Kartheiser should voice Kia.

[–]DiverGuyI don't think about you at all. 17 points18 points ago

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Paul Kinsey making a return!

[–]ParanoidAndroidsThe Adventures of Dick Dollars and Tilden Katz 9 points10 points ago

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...well that was interesting. I bet it leads to sex.

[–]the_mattadorAn Equal Opportunity Employer 18 points19 points ago

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"Do you want any cheese?"

[–]wellski 17 points18 points ago

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"I'm burning for you."

Now we know that Blue Oyster Cult is just picking songs from real cult members.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 16 points17 points ago

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Now that we have Kinsey I want my Ken and Sal fixes.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 16 points17 points ago

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Oh Sal.. he needs to make a come back.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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as long as he doesn't come back as an overweight jehovah's witness....

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 9 points10 points ago

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I'll still love him if he's faaaaaaabulous.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 17 points18 points ago

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Looks like Ginsberg and Joan+Lane cannot exist in the same episodes...

[–]GruxKing 63 points64 points ago

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DON IS SUCH A BALLER HOLY SHIT.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 52 points53 points ago

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And the phrase was gangsta as shit too.

"Heres 6K in case I don't bring it back"

[–]Solo_Virtus 39 points40 points ago

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His line as he left the bar was slick as hell:

"Go hang over by the jukebox. That looked pretty good before."

[–]DiverGuyI don't think about you at all. 28 points29 points ago

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Oh it's so over for Lane.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 16 points17 points ago

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I look at Paul and can only think of the monks at the beginning of Airplane!

[–]because__science 15 points16 points ago

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"Maybe you and I should go as a couple" - oh, Don.

[–]wellski 15 points16 points ago

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Poor Pete, no matter what you do you just can't get someone to be happy for you.

Grandslam, Donald Draper.

[–]valhrona 29 points30 points ago

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Man, and I thought Kartheiser had it bad with the hairline-shaving.

Seriously, I nearly peed myself with joy. Kinsey looks happy, anyway.

[–]wellski 27 points28 points ago

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For all those asking, the card was signed "-Ali Khan".

Who was it?

In this case, Don. Joan mentioned he was the only person to never send her flowers in their bar scene. He replied that he thought she "was dating Ali Khan" when he first started at Sterling Cooper.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 11 points12 points ago

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Ali Khan = Don.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Aly_Khan

The Prince who married the red-head movie star Rita Hayworth.

The "your mom did a good job" was because Joan said her mom raised her to be admired.

[–]eheaneyhair: bottled 13 points14 points ago

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WAIT WAIT didn't someone on here expect Ken to write for 'Star Trek'? And now Kinsey did?!?!?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I said Kinsey would probably come back with Star Trek, eerily enough.

[–]BittebitteThe apple that goes in the pig's mouth 30 points31 points ago

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LOL only Burt Cooper could call a Jaguar a Lemon.

[–]firsttimesuccesskidMid-Level Cog at McCann Erickson 34 points35 points ago

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Back in the day they received terrible ratings reliability wise

[–]Negro_Napoleon 12 points13 points ago

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They're like modern-day Range Rovers.

[–]ChivasAribasSurprise! There is an airplane to see you! 29 points30 points ago

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If I remember right, Lucas used to make their electrics.

The old joke was:

"Why do the British love warm beer?" "Because Lucas makes their refrigerators"

[–]SomeGuyInOttawa 7 points8 points ago

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The electronics were utter shit, and the carburetors needed constant adjustment. They were the Hyundai pony of their era - but with pretty bodywork.

[–]BittebitteThe apple that goes in the pig's mouth 33 points34 points ago

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Dear Roger:

The amount of fucks Joan gives about you being the father = 0

[–]AcesCharles2Ken. Cosgrove. Accounts. 11 points12 points ago

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Is this the Ember Island Players. god this play sucks

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 40 points41 points ago

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Roger..just marry Joan, not that hard. You both love each other..now kiss.

[–]CurlingFlowerSpaceSunny as summer 12 points13 points ago

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Uhhh, she told him no straight out, and has been sending back his monthly "child support" checks on principle. Also she sent him back into the arms of the young and willing Scarlet and basically told him to get her pregnant instead.

Pretty sure Joan has moved on to Don Juan, whether for better or worse.

[–]namepending 20 points21 points ago

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5600 for a god damn jaguar?!

[–]Negro_Napoleon 23 points24 points ago

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Inflation son.

[–]SenSei_Buzzkill 7 points8 points ago

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With inflation, it's around $40 000. Still seems pretty low to me.

[–]jigielnik 7 points8 points ago

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The E-type was actually extremely cheap even for its day. It was cheaper than the equivalent ferrari, yet it had a higher top speed...

[–]lastdoug1223 10 points11 points ago

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I said it last week, and I'll say it again. Roger Sterling promoting Lincoln: boner-iffic.

[–]GruxKing 10 points11 points ago

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Draper can be such a gentleman some time.

[–]LoRiMyErSLook at you, all in a snit. 18 points19 points ago

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Was waiting for Pete to get a slow clap there... Nope.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 11 points12 points ago

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It was more painful than lane's announcement.

[–]ChivasAribasSurprise! There is an airplane to see you! 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck I love old Jags.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 45 points46 points ago

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How do no women in this show get a UTI?

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 6 points7 points ago

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Is that rain?

[–]ConspiracyMomma 8 points9 points ago

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Lane's wife has no idea about their money problems...

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 23 points24 points ago

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Paul-ai Lama?

[–]HoustonTexan 15 points16 points ago

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Don's face during that play was hilarious. I can't even imagine his inner dialogue.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 16 points17 points ago

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I thought the LSD episode couldn't be topped in weirdness. Looks like I was wrong.

[–]ParanoidAndroidsThe Adventures of Dick Dollars and Tilden Katz 9 points10 points ago

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Roger's shirt is fabulous.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 6 points7 points ago

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This is why the arts are made fun of, sometimes.

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 22 points23 points ago

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Dat porno Liquid Plumr commercial...

[–]pneumo 22 points23 points ago

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I'm calling it now: Lane will commit suicide. Somebody's gonna die; there is just too much death-imagery sprinkled into every episode this season.

[–]CurlingFlowerSpaceSunny as summer 14 points15 points ago

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I'm getting more and more worried about him. Six weekends in the office means ample opportunity for him to spiral out of control and decide that a quick jump is better than facing humiliation or prison.

[–]AcesCharles2Ken. Cosgrove. Accounts. 13 points14 points ago

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Dat Speech

[–]leaveallyouhave23 13 points14 points ago

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Don's gonna total that jaguar after all those whiskeys

[–]GruxKing 8 points9 points ago

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OMG HARE KRISHNA KINSEY

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 6 points7 points ago

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Again, Paul has always been ahead of the curve.

[–]because__science 7 points8 points ago

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Yesss Roger's shirt!

[–]JrB11784 6 points7 points ago

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Burt: 'They're lemons, they never start!'

Haha

[–]GruxKing 6 points7 points ago

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This is a VERY slippery slope for Lane to go down...

[–]DiverGuyI don't think about you at all. 8 points9 points ago

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That plate made no noise when she slammed it down on the table.

[–]tiffanydisasterxoxo 6 points7 points ago

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Don's face is just like "Shut the fuck up Pete"

[–]InSciopero 11 points12 points ago

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Don is such a man right now

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Newshoe 47 points48 points ago

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We might get Kinsey's

[–]ksrymy"I'm on vacation." 5 points6 points ago

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=(

[–]dmoore777"SURPRISE! There's an airplane here to see you!" 18 points19 points ago

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Oh man, Lane looks like a complete pro at forgery. Something tells me he's done this a couple times.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 14 points15 points ago

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He does. Who would have thought to put the check over the light box?