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[–]MithrilKnight 64 points65 points ago

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Sounds like a case of blue balls to me.

[–]Snapples 45 points46 points ago

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This kills the testicles

[–]Thrashavich 13 points14 points ago

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Man with two (2) testicles here. I can confirm this.

[–]IAmCanadian 14 points15 points ago

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My first thought as well.

[–]spatout 7 points8 points ago

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I am 36 and have never come from a blow job. i take too long

[–]clandestinemint 1 point2 points ago

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I've never been able to finish from a BJ unfortunately.

[–]RococoModernLife 15 points16 points ago

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ejaculation is not necessarily a part of a good blowjob.

EDIT: Didn't expect so many downvotes. Check this out people, you may learn something fun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expanded_orgasm warning, some research required

[–]xtremeradness 40 points41 points ago

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I believe I can find supporters for the following sentence: Ejaculation is the goal of a good blowjob.

[–]RococoModernLife 4 points5 points ago

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I am absolutely certain you can, and in the past I would have agreed with you as well. However, now I judge a blowjob by how good it feels, and having had an orgasm without ejaculation, I can say that it is factually totally sweet, since it allows me to keep going instead of stopping to recharge. That is what tantric sex is about, but most people are understandably happy to blow their load and be done with it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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having had an orgasm without ejaculation

Mind posting about your experiences on /r/karezza?

I completely agree with you, btw.

[–]Moiphy 0 points1 point ago

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That sounds pretty terrible to me.

[–]eeu890 300 points301 points ago

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Just some friendly advice: it sounds like he enjoyed doing it, and that's good, but don't make him ask you to return the favor if you want to keep him happy. I enjoy satisfying whatever woman I'm with also, more than I enjoy being on the receiving end, but I would get discouraged and ultimately not be happy if it took an hour or so of me going down on her every time for her to do anything to me. Let him know you are just as in to it as him.

Have fun.

[–]thisisnsfw 136 points137 points ago

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Seconded. I am also a giver, and I love to please my partner, but it gets frustrating if they feel that they don't need to play with me too! One of my ex girlfriends got used to it/lazy/whatever and after a while, it was always so completely one-sided. I want to get off too!

[–]Karnadas 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah, this is why I'm so upset my last ex broke up with me. I was the giver and she loved giving back. Sometimes I'm in the middle of doing something for her, and she contorts herself in such a way (not like, weird, but just enough) to reach me and use her hands/mouth to give me a nice surprise.

Since then, nothing nearly as good as her. Damn.

[–]HouselsLife 18 points19 points ago

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Thirded.

[–]RococoModernLife 9 points10 points ago

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Fourtheth

[–]ImS0hungry 1 point2 points ago

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fifthed

[–]ChemicalRascal 4 points5 points ago

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Seventh'd.

[–]kodiak_claw 2 points3 points ago

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One, two, FIVE! (three, sir) THREE! BOOM!

[–]aking14 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. I know what you mean.

[–]duckduck_goose 0 points1 point ago

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Add me to this pile! Now I won't give as much as a result.

[–]PenisChrist 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, kind of what I was thinking.

Don't get me wrong...when I was young and had no self esteem, I would put up with almost anything. Nowadays - pillow queens don't get call backs. Or it may end even sooner than that.

[–]sthree 14 points15 points ago

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Can't really disagree, but when I want it, I simply get my dick out and impose it. I'm a giver and a taker. Basically, I decide. Sorry for you guys if you haven't caught up that trick, I suggest you try it.

On a more general note, I usually prefer to give first becasue after I came, I feel less like giving.

[–]fuckYouKarmaWhores 3 points4 points ago

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On that topic, what is your preferred method of initiating a blow job? A guy can easily slip down and distract his lady without much of a fight, but you can't just shove your junk in her face and expect her to fellate it. What is your sure fire way of "asking" for a bj?

[–]durfsmurf 37 points38 points ago

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Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my penis

So suck it, maybe

[–]ILoveMyHusbandsCock 1 point2 points ago

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I'll never be able to listen to that terrible song without thinking of this. At least I'll be able to laugh through it now. Thanks!

[–]sthree 0 points1 point ago

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I never ask for a blowjob, it just comes naturally because I behave with assurance. The key is to know how to dominate a woman, then the question doesn't even ask itself.

edit: I think the key is in the eyes, the girls often say my eyes are intense, but from my perspective, I'm simply assuming all my desire, no shame, as it is, right there, so they can't resist... you know, when your mom told you, the first time you were going on a date "just be yourself", there's much more to it then "just be that moron you are", it's about totally accepting who you are and delivering that energy on the spot...

it sounds magical, maybe it is, but it can only be trained one way: through meditation. learn how "to be" and it'll come easy...

[–]Theorode 0 points1 point ago

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this! so much this! as amazing as it is to watch you writhe with pleasure its nice to get some attention after without asking.

[–]rjstef 162 points163 points ago

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No offense, but if he has to give hints to you for a bj after eating you out for an hour straight, I don't think he's gonna stick around long. I love eating pussy as much as the next guy, but there needs to be some self initiated reciprocation on my partners side as well or it's just selfish.

[–]swanson_stash 59 points60 points ago

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Although I agree with you on some level, I think in her case she's probably very "new to this" so she's not really jumping straight at tearing his pants off and going to town. Some girls need a little encouragement.

[–]Thenewfoundlanders 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly! There has to be giving on both sides, or it's not worth staying around for.

[–]throwaway_quinn 11 points12 points ago

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I gotta disagree with you, at least on the specifics. If it's an all-her night, I'm down for that. There's a lot of value in the intimacy, the contact.

But (a) yes, after a few nights, you know, I'd like to get my wick wet too, and (b) selfishness in the abstract is a turn-off, even if it isn't causing a big problem now.

[–]goliveyourdreams 381 points382 points ago

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This, gentlemen, is how it's done.

[–]whackadoo47 44 points45 points ago

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I ALWAYS go first. the ladies love it.

and really, it just makes my stuff better.

[–]ohshitbombz0r 27 points28 points ago

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Upped this. I also never ask for a blow-job, not as a favour nor as payback. Basically because I LOVE carpet munching.

[–]Incruentus 21 points22 points ago

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Agreed. I honestly don't even see it as a selfless act or a gift or anything. I just enjoy it; it's almost more for me than it is for her.

[–]TrustMe_IAmAwesome 36 points37 points ago

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Where are you guys in real life? :(

[–]jellatin 51 points52 points ago

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Generally in long-term relationships with girls that often repeat things like "oh my god I still can't believe you love doing this".

[–]threephin 19 points20 points ago

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Pretty much.

[–]ohshitbombz0r 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day :) Here, have this tiny token. upvotes

[–]jackofallhearts 2 points3 points ago

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We really should start a club.

[–]etherreal 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I love carpet munching, but my wife won't let me do it that often. Oh, fuck me.

[–]kodiak_claw 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like she might not...

[–]pokeylope 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds about right. And then there are those who start off loving it but get lazy. (never experienced that but I've had friends who have.)

[–]Incruentus 25 points26 points ago

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Personally? Wasting my time in the bible belt with women who are struggling with the morality of premarital sex, browsing dating websites trying to uplift myself from it.

No idea about the rest of us.

[–]clarke91 8 points9 points ago

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Get out of the bible belt and come to canada! It may be cold, but we'll be more than happy to warm you up, if you catch my drift. :)

[–]bluemeep 3 points4 points ago

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Cocoa?

[–]clarke91 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly!!

[–]seviiens 1 point2 points ago

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With marshmallows in it. Just for you (and Incruentus).

[–]jellatin 0 points1 point ago

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That's rough. I grew up in the Bible Belt but moved west when I turned 18. I can't imagine trying to date there as an adult.

[–]Karnadas 9 points10 points ago

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I'm still looking for a girl to do all this for. It's too bad I don't get out often, so I gotta rely on anyone I meet at work (which is risky cuz of possible harassment cases) and dating sites.

So here I am, wanting to please and not having anyone to do it for, haha. It's driving me crazy.

To answer your question, Louisville, KY.

[–]duckduck_goose 1 point2 points ago

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I used to reside in Louisville KY. Could have really gotten behind someone who is a giver, especially since I am a giver too!

[–]Karnadas 1 point2 points ago

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And to think we're a 93/75/17 on OKCupid, hah.

[–]duckduck_goose 0 points1 point ago

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We are?

Oh we sure are! I think my sexual experience would be too much for you D:

[–]Karnadas 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I have no problem admitting that you're probably right, haha.

Good luck out there!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They're never single! Or rarely. I got my own giver very shortly after a breakup ;D

[–]Eternal_Nocturne 0 points1 point ago

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Too far away from girls, it seems.

[–]sgtscherer 0 points1 point ago

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Getting turned down

[–]seviiens 0 points1 point ago

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Well hey if you're really as awesome as you say you are I'm right here!

[–]Winnah9000 0 points1 point ago

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In the friend zone or in the "nerd" group. Usually also members of the "will do anything for you" "likes opening doors for you" and "brings you surprises randomly" clubs.

We'll be forever waiting.

[–]ohshitbombz0r 4 points5 points ago

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bro fist over the internet

As to TrustMe_IAmAwesome, I can provide an address if it helps, but I doubt Eastern Europe is anywhere near your point of interest :C

[–]Bunny007 0 points1 point ago

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seriously! I need to find these men who genuinely love to go down on a girl and make her feel good!

[–]Incruentus 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly the best concrete advice I can give is to select for it on your matching criteria on a dating website. It's plain as day in my profile if you look hard enough because one of the many questions it asks you is do you enjoy giving oral sex. I put down that I love it, and frankly I need my partners to love giving too. It's relationship bliss when both ends love giving in general.

This also makes us really vulnerable to being taken advantage of as some women will stay with us just for the sex unbeknownst to us. It's happened to me a few times, and I can imagine the same thing could happen to women from men.

[–]Sprinklespeen 123 points124 points ago

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writes in notepad

[–]E-Step 30 points31 points ago

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Shit, I'm making too many notes! Just imbibe the culture.

[–]koskaone 14 points15 points ago

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Upvote for Peep Show reference

[–]Fuck_Skittles[S] 50 points51 points ago

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Hell yeah.

[–]chewtality 44 points45 points ago

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What the hell! Skittles are delicious! How dare you!

[–]lord_skittles 7 points8 points ago

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Yes. Delicious.

[–]lameWB 1 point2 points ago

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I had my first skittles (sour thingies) 2 weeks ago.. I was so happy to eat and later shit rainbows!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How about jolly ranchers...

[–]brokenarrow 12 points13 points ago

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I know where you're going with that comment and you can just leave, right now.

[–]bighunt16 14 points15 points ago

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I like how you can't even make a casual reference to Jolly Ranchers on reddit any more.

[–]chewtality 1 point2 points ago

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I can definitely get down on some Jolly Ranchers. I'm partial to watermelon and green apple. Them's is my shit! Especially watermelon. Fuck yeah.

[–]Averiella 0 points1 point ago

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M&M's and Jolly Ranchers all the way.

[–]AndTheSonsofDisaster 6 points7 points ago

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Yes and no. This worked for her, but not all women liked to be treated sweetly. Some prefer to be treated like a cold slut.

[–]mpb92 64 points65 points ago

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Generally, you should assume the former.

[–]tinabear 11 points12 points ago

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This is true. Also, some women love both.

[–]mike505 23 points24 points ago

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From what I gather, if being sweet and a gentleman doesn't work, the woman just doesn't find you attractive enough.

[–]PenisChrist 20 points21 points ago

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mmmm....no. There is no one size fits all answer to these kind of things.

It really does depend on the circumstances and who you're with.

[–]RococoModernLife 0 points1 point ago

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True that. People are complicated.

[–]Artsey89 5 points6 points ago

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yes yes, it is always a turn on to me when my boyfriend treats me like a piece of meat with a hole to fuck, and not the woman that I am.

[–]Draxaan 10 points11 points ago

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As ridiculous as it sounds, I know women like that. I prefer OP's gentleman-friend's way myself

[–]velvetpuppet 8 points9 points ago

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There's a difference between a one night stand or new partner treating me like a piece of meat, and my boyfriend doing it. My partner can throw me around and treat me like a raunchy slut, but if a brand new partner did this? Hell no-- there's no way we're that intimate yet.

[–]blackberrydoughnuts 4 points5 points ago

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Ideally, he's capable of both. I love treating a girlfriend like a piece of meat with a hole to fuck, and then being close and loving afterwards.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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My girlfriend loves it when I call her my fucktoy. I don't think I've ever been with a woman who preferred candlelight and Enya to hair pulling and debauchery.

[–]Mephistophellatio 1 point2 points ago

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Greatest contrast of things you could have chosen.

[–]Riverboat_Gambler 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't actually say OP is a lady. I was expecting a pull back and reveal thing at the end through the whole thing.

[–]AndTheSonsofDisaster 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that when the post says "he went down on me", "ate me out", then talked about "how good I taste", these context clues lead me to believe the OP is female.

[–]xDevriesx 215 points216 points ago

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Read r/sex they said, you wont get boners they said

[–]nyxloa 78 points79 points ago

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Whoever "they" are, they're seriously misinformed.

[–]Draxaan 10 points11 points ago

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Or deviously clever...

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

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I know that feel bro. I have the biggest ladyboner right now :(

[–]shaddix 31 points32 points ago

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Ladyboner. I love that word.

[–]mmmorgan 53 points54 points ago

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I prefer womanwood.

[–]BarroomBard 14 points15 points ago

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Her-ection?

[–]SpiderFan 7 points8 points ago

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Exactly. Now excuse me while I massage my man-clit.

[–]Winnah9000 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]SpiderFan 3 points4 points ago

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Why? Manclits need to be massaged.

[–]Winnah9000 2 points3 points ago

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Just the visual.

[–]Lasereye 8 points9 points ago

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Who the fuck said that?!

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 8 points9 points ago

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You must be new. I get lots of boners from these stories.

[–]KhalilRavanna 1 point2 points ago

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I'm on the toilet. I might be stuck.

[–]Stephen_Fapking 99 points100 points ago

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Hinting at a blow job, isn't asking for anything in return?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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After an hour of nonreciprocating oral sex, it stop becoming a 'hint' and becomes a 'sad cry for relief'. Poor guy.

[–]Snapples 15 points16 points ago

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Relief that he didn't get.. Seriously how does one give "several" blowjob without getting the guy off, she acts as if him not getting off was part of the nights plan. I just can't imagine how awful she must be at giving head if she can't make him pop after he's had a mouthful of pussy for an hour.

[–]smpx 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, a blowjob isn't just one mouth pump? Because I gave like 70 blowjobs last night before my man came.

Op gave like 3. Plus one hand job.

[–]Snapples 1 point2 points ago

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and teeth, lots of teeth. guys like that

[–]smpx 3 points4 points ago

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I also usually give my guy a swift headbutt, because all guys like that.

[–]wittyphrase 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you! I'm a girl and reading this that's all I could think. I would feel so awful if I didn't get him off after that...especially after "several blowjobs". Something's not being done right.

[–]Snapples 6 points7 points ago

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I really dont think this guy is a "giver", he just enjoys amazing sex, except the girl here is actually bad at sex and didnt reciprocate what he gave.. even to the point where she couldnt get him off after an hour of foreplay. And to think that just because you didnt get him off that it was what he wanted? thats incredibly selfish.

personally, if i have 20 minutes of pussy in my face.. im going to have a HUGE puddle of precum in my shorts and be throbbing and ready to pop, but hey, thats just me.

[–]ImS0hungry 1 point2 points ago

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Im glad someone brought this up, valid point.

[–]cragbri 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like he could of popped his cork over an over and she would not have even known. No juice left for her pretty mouth.

[–]Fuck_Skittles[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I can make him cum

[–]Elvington 13 points14 points ago

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Oh, I thought you needed a new kidney. :(

[–]BadInPublic 33 points34 points ago

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We are out here, just need to find us. I know my SO won't be giving me up.

[–]DistinctQuantic 9 points10 points ago

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You're quite lucky. Mine gave me up :|

[–]BadInPublic 2 points3 points ago

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And she'll end up like a past SO who cheated on me and tried to come crawling back after years (and after having a hard time getting rid of the one she cheated with, haha on her). But that has been 30+ years ago.

[–]Draxaan 4 points5 points ago

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Same here

[–]debman3 10 points11 points ago

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  1. or he's very needy.

  2. wtf the entire time you didn't give him a blowjob back? He must be super desperate.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Hours of oral with nobody orgasming...sounds like my personal nightmare.

[–]Stephen_Fapking 27 points28 points ago

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Hinting at a blow job isn't asking for anything in return?

[–]lavapit0 6 points7 points ago

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This is an eerily familiar story

[–]alexandrathegr8 3 points4 points ago

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Me too! Have we slept with the same guy or is this some kind of seduction game? :O

[–]3_Sqr_Muffs_A_Day 6 points7 points ago

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Some guys enjoy getting girls off. It's definitely a thing.

[–]alexandrathegr8 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously.

That's not even the eerie part. The guy's lines ("you taste so good," "you better text me") along with the whole stopping and cuddling bit.

It could be a weird coincidence, but I agree with the previous poster that the guy's mannerisms and actions are familiar.

[–]rwright07 1 point2 points ago

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I also love to give, and these are phrases I developed independently. Must be a selection bias thing

[–]lavapit0 0 points1 point ago

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nope. I am that kind of guy

[–]pokeylope 5 points6 points ago

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Ah yes, I have experienced a similar situation. Givers are good people. Two givers are even better, it's like a fun fight of wanting to please. Make sure to take the reins yourself next time, switch the tables. It's easy being enthusiastic for someone like that!

[–]timsstuff 11 points12 points ago

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You had BETTER text him.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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He had to have had a serious case of blue balls.

[–]pHreaksYcle 7 points8 points ago

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It always surprises me how selfish people can be in bed. It's so counter-productive!

[–]Asanokyo 3 points4 points ago

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Your tl:dr needs a tl:dr.

[–]dracarysss 3 points4 points ago

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AWESOME!

and to everyone saying she should return the favor, etc.: first of all, she did. can you read?

I give him several blowjobs, and a handjob, the way he moans turned me on so much

secondly, if he was really unhappy with it, he SHOULD ask. communication is key. you really can't get upset with someone for not doing something if you don't ask for it.

sometimes things happen without asking, as in OP's case, and that's awesome. but don't get pissy if you can't communicate and don't get what you want. personally i tend to get too overwhelmed with sexual pleasure to have conscious thoughts of "oh yeah, the internet has reminded me i can't just enjoy this, i should be thinking about how to please my partner next".

[–]BanjoMania 6 points7 points ago

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I have to ask, what exactly are "fuck skittles"? They sound delicious

[–]Daimai 7 points8 points ago

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Jolly ranchers

[–]alanpugh 8 points9 points ago

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Yep.. There went my hopes for today.

[–]--- 1 point2 points ago

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Correct.

nodules

[–]foetusofexcellence 0 points1 point ago

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Delicious.

[–]iCamix3 0 points1 point ago

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You sonuva bitch

[–]Tuna-kid 1 point2 points ago

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They aren't.

[–]BanjoMania 4 points5 points ago

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But... they're like an orgasm in your mouth!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Hey Men of Reddit: DO THIS.

From: a woman.

[–]graffiti81 25 points26 points ago

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I totally would if I ever got the opportunity.

From: An FA.

[–]cultmember 3 points4 points ago

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FA?

[–]graffiti81 6 points7 points ago

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Forever alone.

[–]cultmember 4 points5 points ago

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oh right. upvote. i think the "An" confused me.

[–]semperverus 6 points7 points ago

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Technically it's proper to say an, because the pronunciation of "F" starts with a vowel (eff). I see what you mean.

[–]somecrazybroad 11 points12 points ago

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This would have left me feeling incredibly teased (not in the good way) and frustrated.

From a woman

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone is different, of course.

Personally, I like not getting what I want sometimes. Denial can be a fantastic tool in the bedroom.

[–]somecrazybroad 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, that would be the "good" tease which I didn't outline above.

[–]swanson_stash 2 points3 points ago

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Just remember, next time try to be a little more aggressive just like he's being with you. You'll thank me later.

[–]Usrname52 2 points3 points ago

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The entire time, he never asks for a thing in return. Soon he begins to get horny again, so he hints that he could use some attention.

The only "one night stand" I ever had, the guy went down on my the whole time, but didn't let me touch him. I had sex with my current bf the night we met (but it wasn't really a ONS because I've been dating him 4 years), and it was amazing.

I'm glad you had a good night, and congrats on it, but I'm not seeing the point. Your story is that you met a guy at a party, and he complimented you as he was having reciprocal sexual activity with you? Isn't that how things are supposed to be?

[–]icewewe 2 points3 points ago

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Is this normal? I don't think any of my male friends, or myself, could bring someone home from a party having just met them and do that. Do I just hang with sexually conservative people?

[–]another30yovirgin 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely couldn't, but I think others do.

[–]RADARrevolt 4 points5 points ago

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If only there were an effective way to advertise this sort of behavior to women. This guy knows whats up, and it sounds like he pulled everything off flawlessly. His experience with you is (for me) the perfect way to end a night. I would love nothing more than to take a woman home and do exactly as described above.

[–]Eternal_Nocturne 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. We should get secret t-shirts that only we and the woman know what they mean.

[–]BarroomBard 1 point2 points ago

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You need to identify the woman most likely to tell all her friends about her sexual partners, sleep with her, and then reap the profits.

[–]lechino3000 8 points9 points ago

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I would never go down on some random girl I've met at a party that same night for safety reasons. To me that's a recipe for STDs.

[–]CreepyEinAZ 1 point2 points ago

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I enjoy giving as well, but always enjoy something in return. I've been with a few that haven't wanted to give after I've given. I just take matters into my own hands then. After that, I move on to someone who enjoys giving also. I get tired of giving pleasure if I'm not getting any in return.

[–]blackberrydoughnuts 1 point2 points ago

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I'm kinda surprised/amazed you still liked him and are interested in him after he grabbed you and said "I want you to stay here," and told you that you better text him. I wish more girls were like that; most girls seem to find that a turn off or too needy or smothering.

[–]Fuck_Skittles[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It was a joking sort of way, he said "you better text me" with a smile

[–]fozfoz 1 point2 points ago

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yaaaaaaaay!!!! high five

[–]AcedtheTuringTest 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like you a fantastic experience! Nice going.

I am primarily a giver; I derive pleasure in knowing I am making my partner feel as good as possible. Thus, I never ask for anything and never expect. Frankly, I couldn't care less if I get anything at all.

[–]jk147 1 point2 points ago

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I can only see this go down in flames, awaiting for the next update.

[–]publicenemy92 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that escalated quickly.

[–]etishuman21 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that's how they all start out. But just remember, when you start getting lazy with the BJ's that's when they start neglecting your va-jay-jay. By that I mean you practically have to beg for oral sex.

I apologize for the pessimism. Seriously though, congrats! That is very awesome! I think I need to try something on my SO, he was once a giver but after the night where he started laughing at me while giving me oral it's never been the same. :(

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Sounds great. Neither of you had an orgasm, you said? Would you mind sharing this on /r/karezza?

[–]Cleffer 14 points15 points ago

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karezza seems to me like chewing food and then spitting it out. Believe me, I get that it's about the journey and not the destination, but I'm having a difficult time wrapping my head around an entire group of people who make it a habit of not finishing the job. Explanation?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I agree. I'm not having sex explicitly to orgasm...but that's what is going to happen whether I really want to or not. If I'm being fucked...I'm going to cum. Period.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not having sex explicitly to orgasm...but that's what is going to happen whether I really want to or not. If I'm being fucked...I'm going to cum.

That's great if it works like that for you. Everybody is different, and some things work great for some people and not for others.

As far as I know, the majority of women does not share your experience. Approx. 70% of women cannot come from vaginal intercourse. We see plenty of posts here by women who are concerned about not coming, and who think about what to do so they can come during sex.

So women for whom orgasm doesn't just happen have two choices. Either they make orgasm the explicit goal of having sex or they consider an alternative approach in which having an orgasm doesn't matter.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not denying any of what you said. I am simply just saying what my personal experience is. If orgasms are superfluous to you, cool. Do what makes you happy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because "not finishing the job" keeps the relationship healthy. I don't know of any other technique that can reliably recreate the feeling of "I just fell in love" in a long-term relationship past the initial honey-moon phase (1-2 years).

See also this article on the passion cycle.

[–]Supersecretdude 7 points8 points ago

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This guy makes the rest of men look like assholes. I wish I'd been this awesome with the girls in my youth.

[–]PhantomPhun 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, it's called "not a jerk". Stop settling ladies.

[–]fiveorphans 1 point2 points ago

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Speaking as a man I love eating women out. It feels awesome getting them off.

[–]SonoftheMorning 1 point2 points ago

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This story is good but I got blue balls out of sympathy for the guy. He probably raced home to relieve the pressure!

[–]absolutelynothing 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, so that sounded scarily like my Saturday/sunday, exept we went to her place. Caution: although it's fun to make a girl come like a freight train over and over, no initiative on her end is a deal breaker over a few sessions. I'm giving her a few more chances. If it doesn't change she's out. I don't know about your guy, but I'm too old for blue balls and having to hint that I need to get off.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Come, young Jonas. Let me rub your back.

[–]throwaway_quinn 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one thinking of the Friends episode where Joey is not allowed to ejaculate. Yes, I realize this sounds like some weird B&D porn, but I swear, this was was a prime-time (and top-rated) show.

Monica tells him to just go down on his new girlfriend Melanie ("You know, just be there... for her.") and he takes the advice. The running joke is that every time he does that, Melanie gives him a fruit basket and by the end of the ep, of course, the entire apartment is stuffed with fruit baskets.

Seriously, this was a real show!

[–]zissouo 0 points1 point ago

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The whole night and morning we didn't have sex

Uhm.

[–]choc_is_back 0 points1 point ago

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This is also my prefered strategy on first dates :-) (and later ones too of course)

Glad that my feeling that this is not a bad strategy is hereby confirmed.

Also, glad that I am not the only one who hates when the girl does not want to stay for the night, thus depriving me of that precious sweet morning cuddling!

[–]Fuck_Skittles[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Oh I wanted to stay, but I had to work in the morning!

[–]justforkix 0 points1 point ago

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Did something very similar this Friday night. A lot of touching, massaging, oral, cuddling. Lasted a few hours. More fun than jack-rabbit sex.

[–]throwAwayObama 0 points1 point ago

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This guys is everything I wanna be, and I hope to do something like that. So I'm gonna need some more details. How did the flirting go prior to him asking on a drive. Did he mention any specific location when he mention the drive? Did he just end up at his place without saying anything?

[–]toycack 0 points1 point ago

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..... DAMN!

[–]Umaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that was hot.

[–]charliefrench2oo8 0 points1 point ago

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Giver, Sacramento, CA :D

[–]BuBuBusser 0 points1 point ago

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Jessica?

[–]Omerov1986 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, erotic novelist...

[–]spatout 0 points1 point ago

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hi im a giver too. and never come from oral. i love love love eating pussy and helping a girl come. congratulations he sounds like a great guy

[–]spatout 0 points1 point ago

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hi im a giver too. and never come from oral. i love love love eating pussy and helping a girl come. congratulations he sounds like a great guy

[–]zeinniez 0 points1 point ago

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This would make an excellent Valtrex commercial.

[–]knight_owl87 0 points1 point ago

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I love to eat the box. I eat it like its going out of style.

[–]Macb3th 0 points1 point ago

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What's so special? Is it really that unusual to get guys that like to give pleasure? I mean, I always like to treat my girl first and foremost every time. One night stands or otherwise.

The only reason I don't go with prostitutes is the ick/STD factor and, hell, I only like sex when I give the girl a good time.

I am a GIVER...

[–]iCamix3 0 points1 point ago

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Awww! That's the sweetest hook-up story ive read in a long time! Good job, OP c:

[–]playaplayadog 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry but eatin the pussy of a woman I just met (especially nowadays) is just askin for a face like the toxic crusader...nasty. sounds awesome tho