WOAH! DOUBLE DUNGEON! ALL THE WAY! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

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Yeah... that was a sad moment. I had my killing machine all planned out when SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. BOOM. Shattered my entire skylight.

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God. When I was 13-18 I was convinced that God watched over me every day and that my dead relatives were waiting for me on the other side.

Big time atheist now.

Why the change... I guess when I left home I just started thinking... wait a minute... none of this makes any damn sense. And over the course of a year or two... poof. Gone.

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Ditto. I'm a coward in the worst way.

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pushing the pint glass, open end first, into somebodies face hard enough for the glass to shatter

Jesus fucking Christ.

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The creeper destroyed what I was really interested in which was the arrow spawner. I destroyed the zombie spawner because I have enough feathers as it is. No records though. I did get 3 pig saddles, a bucket, 11 iron, and I found gold and diamonds next to the dungeons! (I'm only about 10 blocks above adminium. I got seriously raped by the zombies though. There were four in the dungeon and I went in all bravo style and got hosed pretty hard.

Then coming back I took a fall off my ladder and went down to one heart. :( I need to slaughter some pigs once the sun comes up.

Those dungeons also lead to a pretty epic cave system that I had to seal off because it's full of skeletons spawned from the dungeon. There's also an underground lake and a lava flow. I feel like I hit the jackpot.

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I seriously couldn't believe this. I was strip mining when I heard the clinkle clankle of skeletons. I kept digging and hit the first dungeon. I thought I was incredibly lucky until that damn creeper found the one block I forgot to plug and SSSSSSSSSSBOOM. He blew up the skeleton spawner so there went my free arrows. However... as I am collecting my pig saddle I hear the RRRRRRRRRRSNNNRNNNNNN BRRRRRRRRR of zombies. I keep digging through the first dungeon and what do I find? A STACKED DUNGEON!

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Oh Yeah... well I have two poorly thought out stone houses connected by a bridge... and I built some beacons off in the distance (cries myself to sleep)

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Wow... I can honestly say... I have no idea what to say. That is fucking impressive.

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Quick question... and I don't mean to sound like a jerk... but why did you marry a fundamentalist nutbag? Did she morph into a nutter butter after the ring went on?

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Hey Obama, want to know why I stopped donating to your war chest and why I tear up all the DNC stuff that comes to my door? It's horseshit like this. I don't care how many incremental "wins" you get.

These big ticket items that you keep rolling over on are destroying your base.

I'm voting Green. Fuck it.

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They'll be saying that in public. In private they'll still be talking to their friends about how great it was in the old days when indians, niggers, and women knew their place.

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Skeletons have killed me in the following ways:

1) Straight arrows early in the game.

2) Fired an arrow through a window by jumping and firing. The hit knocked me back into a pit mine that went to bedrock. Needless to say... I didn't make it.

3) Two skeletons swam out to meet my boat at night. In a panic I crushed my boat and discovered that skeletons can fire underwater. Think about that... skeletons can fire UNDERWATER.

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Apparently my paranoia for putting a "landing" with a door at the top of every ladder was justified.

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Heard about it off and on for about a year. Watched the minecart rollercoaster and thought "What is this... what kind of garbage 8 bit game is this" and never looked into it. Then I saw a post about a week and a half ago describing how fun it was, bought it (because hey what's $13) and haven't stopped playing. I've already logged more hours than almost all of my heavily played games.

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If he makes torches burn out... I'm going to seriously cry. I've placed HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of torches and beacons around both of my worlds. Hopefully if torches burn out we'll see a permanent lighting solution. (brighter redstone torches maybe?)

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And yet if you look around in other threads even on Reddit people are still falling all over themselves to justify why factory workers in America need to take a pay cut and why CEOs are justified in making millions.

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Yeah, fuck the peasants.

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And the plutocrat class has always been made up of bloated pig-headed overpaid assholes. I think their expiration date is way past due.

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Not everyone can or should grow up to be a white-collar worker, but we still need people to scrub toilets and drive forklifts, and they shouldn't be condemned to poverty because you don't value what they do.

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Why do I have to pay $50 to renew my license? Why is it $100 to get a new tag.

A lot of that doesn't go to the DMV. Those are road fees that get tacked on to your license or tags to ensure that you pay your fair share for the services (roads) that you use.

It's not like the DMV is just hoarding cash in a bunker somewhere.

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As far as the CEO making a lot of money, this CEO may be the reason they still have jobs.

Fuck your apologist republican bullshit nonsense. Fuck it right in the mouth.

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But if the CEO can make $20 million a year then inevitably he'll buy some rare paintings and have to commission the artist and frame maker, thus creating jobs or some shit.

Republican logic makes my brain hurt.

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JR! Look what you did!

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