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Rednecks are pissed that our Black president snubbed a Jew. Wow. A lot has changed in the last 50 years. (self.politics)

submitted 4 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

The two assholes who killed Matthew Shepard were each given two consecutive life terms, and at least one has no possibility of parole. What would this new hate crime legislation have changed?

monkeyman316 [S] 0 points1 point 9 months ago[-]

That's at least a reasonable argument. But is that happening frequently? I'm not saying it's not, I'm just asking.

The two assholes who killed Matthew Shepard were each given two consecutive life terms, and at least one has no possibility of parole. What would this new hate crime legislation have changed?

monkeyman316 [S] 0 points1 point 9 months ago[-]

No. Do you have a recent example of a case where the killer of a gay person wasn't prosecuted because the victim was gay? If so, please let me know. (Sorry this is late)

The two assholes who killed Matthew Shepard were each given two consecutive life terms, and at least one has no possibility of parole. What would this new hate crime legislation have changed?

monkeyman316 [S] 1 point2 points 9 months ago[-]

Sorry this is late. How would a federal law have changed that?

U.S. Joins Egypt in Call for Exceptions to Free Speech in the Name of "Religious Tolerance"? Screw that! WTF?

monkeyman316 [S] 1 point2 points 9 months ago[-]

The fucking right wing has this dropped in their lap, but they're to busy thinking about death panels and other bull shit to run with it. What a bunch of cock smoking fools.

"I am embarrassed to be associated with this organization. Your tactics are disgusting and you're going to lose a generation of voters." A Republican said this about the GOP.

monkeyman316 2 points3 points 9 months ago[-]

Wow! Awesome. What a toolbox!

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U.S. Joins Egypt in Call for Exceptions to Free Speech in the Name of "Religious Tolerance"? Screw that! WTF? (reason.com)

submitted 9 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

The Yes Men hold a fake Chamber of Commerce Press Conference saying they've changed their views on Global Warming and get caught out!

monkeyman316 -5 points-4 points 9 months ago[-]

It's only funny if they pull the stunt off. If they get caught, it's a pointless waste of time. How people can pretend this was in any way a success for the Yes Men I do not know.

The Yes Men hold a fake Chamber of Commerce Press Conference saying they've changed their views on Global Warming and get caught out!

monkeyman316 1 point2 points 9 months ago[-]

The Yes Men won't make me change my views or anything, but I understand what this guy is saying. They could be pulling this stunt to cure cancer, and for a brief second, at least, I would hope they fail. Regardless of what they are fighting for, it's a natural reaction to smug childish shit.

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The two assholes who killed Matthew Shepard were each given two consecutive life terms, and at least one has no possibility of parole. What would this new hate crime legislation have changed? (cnn.com)

submitted 9 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

Hey reddit, is there such a thing as a retarded dog? Is there a doggy down syndrome? How do you tell? Any veterinarians out there know the answer?

monkeyman316 [S] 2 points3 points 9 months ago[-]

Don't be. She's always been a bitch like that.

Hey reddit, is there such a thing as a retarded dog? Is there a doggy down syndrome? How do you tell? Any veterinarians out there know the answer?

monkeyman316 [S] 4 points5 points 9 months ago[-]

I did, but she just sat there licking her crotch.

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Hey reddit, is there such a thing as a retarded dog? Is there a doggy down syndrome? How do you tell? Any veterinarians out there know the answer? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 months ago by monkeyman316 to AskReddit

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Did any of Letterman's sexual exploits with staffers happen after he was married? If they all took place before, and the girls were all of age, who cares? I mean, it's not the classiest act, but it's not the end of the world. (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to AskReddit

I imagine Kevin Jennings will 'resign' early in the morning on this coming Sunday.

monkeyman316 [S] 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

It is awful, but I think he's taking it word for word from a speech Jennings gave. But even the intro is awful.

Finally, A Democrat with BALLS! Makes CNN choke on 'em too. Thank you Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), Can we clone more like him?

monkeyman316 -1 points0 points 10 months ago[-]

What a joke. Do people even watch before they vote this shit up?

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I imagine Kevin Jennings will 'resign' early in the morning on this coming Sunday. (blogs.abcnews.com)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

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Glitter Party! (youtube.com)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to lgbt

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“Does anyone care what Americans think? They’re the worst-educated people in the First World. They don’t have any thoughts, they have emotional responses, which good advertisers know how to provoke.” (women.timesonline.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to education

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Brown Slumps to 3rd in UK Poll (bloomberg.com)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to worldnews

Woman watches neighbors' kids for free for less than an hour everyday while they wait for the bus. State tells her to stop or she'll be fined because she's "operating an illegal daycare."

monkeyman316 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

The government should do something about this problem!

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Even in Capitalists' Bad Times, Europe's Socialists Suffer (nytimes.com)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

AP posts photo of dying marine- gets slammed by Def. Sec. Gates for appalling decision. WHY?

monkeyman316 0 points1 point 10 months ago[-]

Fair enough. I was going to give you some lotto numbers.

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Obama told Petraeus and McChrystal to "scrub" assessments (thecable.foreignpolicy.com)

submitted 10 months ago by monkeyman316 to politics

407 years from now: "Look at these people back then. They thought they were free. They called themselves a democracy, but all they did was spend ten hours of every day on some stupid website spewing naive political slogans and periodically checking out the NSFW section."

monkeyman316 [S] 1 point2 points 10 months ago[-]

Oh dear!

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