I just set up my treadmill so that I can walk on it while I play MW2. It feels like I'm walking through the maps and adds an interesting challenge.

phleef

When you get in a firefight, you want to stop moving your feet...but you can't or you'll bust your ass.

phleef

Fresh squeezed Booster Juice. What's breakfast without it?

phleef

"Well-conditioned, online athlete."

phleef

This is my thing with camping -- it only really becomes obnoxious when you are up against an entire party of campers. Some of these parties will stay in the same area of the map the whole time. Sure, I could maybe convince my team to do the same thing, but that's fucking boring and who wants this game to be about who can sit and wait the longest. That's why you'll normally find me in MTDM.

I couldn't care less about a few campers here and there. I normally don't have the attention span myself, but sometimes -- like in Favela -- I don't feel like running all around those damn buildings an scurrying along the rooftops. You'll find my ass up on the top of the hill by domination point A, picking guys off as they try to run up, king of the hill style. Even though I patrol the area from East to West, plenty of guys call me a camper when I take up that strategy.

phleef

Yeah, Ken needs to come to terms with the fact that no one watches his gameplay because of his skill at the game. Even if he improved tenfold, no one is going to watch because there are hundreds of other people who do that on youtube and, let face it, probably do it better.

I like watching Ken, and imagine others do too, because he's funny and because he sort of represents the MW2 everyman/noob in most of us. Please Ken, don't sweat gettting better, just be funny.

phleef

I do the best with the TAR, but I'm pretty bored of using it. I wish I could do that well with the M-16.

The TAR is my favorite gun for the FMJ attachment, though -- love rocking that thing on scrapyard.

phleef

When someone tries to crack on me on xbl, I just say, "Go suck your mom's dick." There is nothing more that can be said. The argument is over and you win.

phleef

Nostalgia Blast!

phleef

Is that whining or cheating?

phleef

That's why I like playing with you, particle. You have integrity and are a good sport. I'd rather lose ten games in a row with you on my team than win ten in a row with some whiny, camping, stat nerd any day.

phleef

I've never seen any outside of FFA.

phleef

I have those. They do the trick and are about 50 bucks if you look around. No matter how much I play MW2 I cannot justify spending as much money on a headset as I spent on the console.

phleef

I was the last guy left in a Search and Destroy match on Afgan. I was in the big bunker. I eyeball a dude running up by the Humvee, then I chuck a flash grenade. Except I misjudge my throw and it bounces off the threshold of the door and blows up the 55 gallon drums and kills me.

My whole team was laughing their asses off.

phleef

Don't underestimate the importance of ping in this game. I am a pretty consistently good player when I pull 4 bars (rarely) but have to work my ass of to go positive with 3 bars. If I'm only pulling two, I've learned to just back out, I'm just cannon fodder with less than 3.

phleef

I can't stand it when I cross paths with a teammate and they fucking knife -swipe me. I'm careful not to block doors and narrow passages but sometimes I'm going to find my self briefly in conflicting paths with a teammate. When this happens just wait a few milliseconds until we work it out. Don't swipe your fucking knife at me you prepubescent shit.

phleef

The "tunnel of death". People can't get enough of it.

phleef

When I get commando knifed, I'll stick closer to my teammates. They target individuals who are separated from the herd.

phleef

Like the other guys here, I use one on my right stick. They're not game-changing but they lend a nice pro-like feel to the controller.

phleef

It's fine. Just don't be raging when I lob noob tubes and rockets w/ danger close your way.

phleef

It's funny how people develop little "hobbies" within the game.

phleef

So you just plug the controller in and play it with no batteries? That doesn't fuck up the controller or anything?

phleef

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