I'm a forty year old "sugardaddy" who has a 21 year old girl living in my house for free, in exchange for sex. AMA.

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i meant it in an ironically funny way.

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Commander Keen!!

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aaaaaand this is why I moved to the boons, one hour commute be damned.

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Two of my favorite films, and lesser mentioned:

The Band's Visit (comedy... kind of)

and

Tears of the Black Tiger (thai spaghetti western)

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Just two blocks away from the hostel I was staying at, New York Loft Hostel on Varet Street. It was 4am on Sunday. I don't think they were hipsters; they were talking about shanking me, etc. Craziness.

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I did. And then I got mugged the following night in the shady part of brooklyn and sustained minor brain injuries. Just got back home to Maryland after a few days in the trauma center at Woodhull. Fuck you, New York!

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I'm on the bus up from DC at the moment. Who else is going?

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...WAAaaAAAAHHHHhhh

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Ah, but you must have forgotten, dear sir, that the OP has in his possession already the pertinent stickers for such shenanigans.

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Pass them out at high schools in the bible belt.

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for the record, i'd hit it.

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I will have to check that one out...

also known as "Dick Tracy on Mars"

hahaaaa

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Woah, mine skyrocketed into the top 100 during the 1940s, and was in the top 50 from the 60s until the 90s. My birth year it was 23.

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where's Dark City

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it's like god's penis meat or something

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i just ate some eel&cucumber sushi and came here to post it, orgasmic

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no problem! the only way i remember is e.g. -> example, and i.e. -> in other words

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stfu..

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e.g.

e.g. is 'for example', i.e. is 'in other words'

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the pooper

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I guess I was fapping to the serenity of life.

Wiser words never spoken

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